In barishon se dosti achi nahi Faraz
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Machar inhi barishon main aate hain

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Hum Khud Becha Karty Thay Kabhi Dard E Dil Ki Dawa,

*** SAQI ***

Aaj Waqt Ne Humein Laa Kharra Kiya "Hamari" Hi Dukaan par

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Hamain Shikwa nahi tum se apne bhool jane ka,
Ham se he shayed koi khata hui, ke tum ko yaad na rahe,

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1947 mein bhe Ramzan August mein tha; 2011 mein bhe Ramzan August mein hay;
farq sirf itna hay us waqt qoum ko ik mulk ki zarorat the; or aj mulk ko ik qoum ki zaroorat hay....

"Happy Independence Day"

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Dear aaj ke din aap jitna chaho,
hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
Duniya ki parwa mat karo
Kyun k duniya janti hai k
Pagal aisi harkatein he karte rehte hain

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Aj se me kisi ko sms nhi karoga

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Kal se karoga abhi raat bohat ho rahi ha sojao,
Good Night

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Hum Bhi Moujood They Taqdeer Ke Darwazay Par,

'A DOST'

Loogon ne Dolat ki tamana ki Hum Ne Tumhy Maang Liya.

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***Eid Ka Din***
Is Eid Per
Wo Mere Saath nahi
Magar Wo
Uski Yadain
Us Ki Batain
Sab Mujhe Yaad Hai
Us ne Mujhe
Yaad Kia Hoga
Phir Mere Khialon Mein
Khooye Huey
Tasawar Ke
Kisi Lamhe Mein
Dheeray Se Kaha Hoga
***EiD MuBaRaK***

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Wo*Chand*ka
"Chamakna"

Wo*MaSJido*ka
"Sawarna"

Wo"Musalmano"ki "Dhoom"

"RamZan"is
"Coming Soon"

"wo"Sehri"ka maza"

"wo"Aftari"ki bhook"

"*wo"Quran"ki tilawat"*
"*wo"Namaz"ka mamool"*

"*wo"Roze"ki barkat"*

"*wo "Roze"ka noor"*
"*Sirf "14" din door*"

"ADVANCE"
"*MAH.E.RAMZAN MUBARAK.'

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Boy : Baby I want to tell you something..

Girl : Yes?

Boy : When you go home today thank your mom for me.
.........
Girl : Okay but why?

Boy :Thank her because she gave birth to an angel in this earth

who is my life and to whom one day will be my wife.

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Teri sharab ka nasha to sirf rat tak hai "SAQI"

Tu be mudhosh ho jaye agar dekh lay mery yar ki aankhen

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Give laugh to all but smile to ONE.
Give love to all but heart to ONE.
Give life to all but live for ONE..
Have a cool evening

Guy: You Look Like My Wife.
Girl(surprisingly): Whats your wife name?
Guy: I am not yet married!
Moral : X press Your Ideas Smartly!
Good evening

That’s all for the day See you tomorrow hope you all enjoyed a lot have a nice day.
Good evening

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Baarishain ho to jati hain mere shaher main "Faraz"

Kabhi badalon se to kabi Aankhon se,

Happy MoonSoon Barish

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Iqbal agar aaj zinda hote to aaj ke halat dekh kar sochte,

Jiss raat main ne Pakistan ka khawab dekha tha,
Kash us raat main sota na aur koi movie dekh leta

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Dear
Potato Chips Companies,

I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
20 Bucks For A Bag Of
60% Chips And 40% Air.
Please Stop Doing That,
Thank You . . . =P =D

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Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.

Do I love you because you're beautiful, Or are you beautiful because I love you?

Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river.

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.

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Wo jo haath tak choone ko bay adbi samajhta tha

Haseen yaado main khoya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Bara khush feham soya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Wo jo haath tak choone ko bay adbi samajhta tha

Gale se lag k roya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Usay maloom tha shayad judai hai muqaddar main

Wo kin socho main khoya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Hamara pyaar us lamhe bulandi per wafa ki tha

Koi bhi gham na goya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Hamare pyaar k gulshan main jaane kis ne aaker k

Ghamo ka beej boya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Wo jisko dekh laine se bari khush Sada rehti thi

Bohat hi aaj roya tha bicharne se zara pehle.

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Year 2050:

Pakistan National Museum of History & Science

Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.

PM Pakistan ne Iftatah kya.

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Baarishain ho to jati hain mere shaher main "Faraz"

Kabhi badalon se to kabi Aankhon se,

Happy MoonSoon Barish

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Then give up.
There's no use in being a damn fool about it.

 

If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.

 

The man who has done his level best,
and who is conscious that he has done his best,
is a success,
even though the world may write him down as a failure.

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Jab aap sms nahi karte to Itna gussa ata hai,
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Itna gussa ata hai,
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Ke dil to karta hai ke,
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Chappal utaar kar
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Joote pehen loon or,
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aap se milne chala aaon

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1 Afreeki apne khandan k sath jungle main rehta tha,
Ed din usse jungle se aik aina mila,
Wo samjha k us ke baap ki tasveer hai, wo usse apne ghar le gaya or us se roz batain karne laga,
Uski bivi ko shak hua,
Ed din shohar ki gair majoodgi main usen shisha nikala or apna aks dekha k bole “acha ye hai wo kalmuhi jis se mera shohar baatain karta tha”
Usne shisha apni saas ko dikhaya to sass ne kaha “Khair hai fikar na kar buddhi hai jaldi mar jaye gi

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A Guy Searching,

These Keywords on Google:

"How to Tackle A Wife.."

 

 

 

 

Google Search Result:

"Good Morning, Sir..!

Even We are Searching.." =D =P

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Shab E Mairaj Mubarak, Miraj un Nabi Mubarak Urdu Hindi SMS Messages for 27 Rajab.

Arsh Se Noor Chala Or Haram Tak Pohncha
Silsla Mere Gunahon Ka Kram Tak Pohncha
Teri Meraj Ke Tu Jane Kahan Tak Pohncha
Meri Mairaj Ke Main Tere Qadam Tak Pohoncha
Shab E Mairaj Mubarak

 

Rahmaton Ki Hai Yeh Raat,
Namazon Ka Rakhye Ga Sath,
Mana Lijiye RAB Se Har Baat,
Duaon Mai Rakhyega Ga Yaad,
MUBARAK Ho Apko SHAB-E-Mairaaj

 

Jannat Main Rajab nam ki Nehar Hai
Jo Doodh Se Zyada Safaid
Shehad Se Zyada Meethi Hai
Jo Mah-e-Rajab Main 1 Roza Rakhe
Woh Iss Nehar Say Serab Hoga

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CUTEST PROPOSAL by a boy ?
Boy: can u plz close ur eyes for a moment?
Girl: ok,done
Boy: thanx,what a darkness isn't it?
Girl: yeah
Boy: that is my life without u.?

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Customer : Waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay

Waiter: Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi

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Surprising 2011:

Good Morning!
(Bina Bijli Kay)...

Have A Nice Day
(Bina Bijli Kay)...

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Stay Happy
(Bina Bijli Kay)

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Hey! keep messaging me & win Xciting prizes!
1st Prize
LOTS OF LUV
2nd Prize
LIFE TIME FRNDSHIP
3rd Prize
FREE STAY IN MY HEART.

Offer valid till I die,

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Baar baar yeh din aaye
baar baar yeh dil gaaye
tum jiye hazaro saal
yehi hai meri aarzoo
Happy Birthday To You

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Rainy Day SMS
Iss
Barish
Ki
Har
Boönd
Matti
Pay
Girne
Se
Uthne
Wali
Khushbu
Ki
Tarha
AAP
Ki
Zindagi
Hamesha
Mehakti
Rahe...
Aamin. ..
"ÉÑJÖY RìM JHìM".

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India's one-time dashing batsman,
Sehwag had a high opinion of himself and was very free with his advice to the captain, Dhoni.
'You know,' he said, 'You've picked two men who should never be in the side.'
'Oh really,' said the captain icily, 'and who's the other one?'

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’Indian Tobacco Company’ registered record profits this year;
so they feliciated RAJNIKANT
coz
RAJNI smokes 100,000 ciggarates a day
there are 86,400 seconds in a day…

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Hamare USTAD BABA farmate hain, BETA!

Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti,

Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bachi nahi hoti

Geo Ustad.

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May love continuously rule your relationship,
as you rule each other with patience and care.
Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

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Load shedding k fawa’id:

Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.

Zordari ki taraf se Rozgar ki farhami

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Four Things Never Come Back:

The Triggered Bullet,
The Spoken Word,
The Wasted Time,
The Neglected Opportunity !
So,
Think Twice & Act Wise..

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Ye to khabar nahi k luta dill kahan magar,

Sunta hoon raste main tera aastan bhi tha

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Ye 1 Mobile hai,
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Is se sms receive receive karne ke ilawa,
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Send bhi kye jate hain,
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Agar yaqeen nahi ata, to send kar de dekhna

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Admi Pathan se: agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Pathan: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admi: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Pathan: janab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

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Koi aik rasm choose kren then i will tel u k ap ki shadi k bad life kasi ho gi
Mayoun:
Mehndi:
Dholki:
Barat:
Valima

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Rainy Day SMS
|"""| |"""|
| |,/\,| ISH YOU
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|"""|___|"""'|
| APPY
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ßhega ßhega lakin Garm June

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Mere Khuda Tera Shukriya,
Mere Khuda Tera Karam,
Mere Father Ki Mohabbat hai har Mohabbat se Badi.
Yahi Dua hai K Rahe Uska Sada Mujhpe Reham!

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Promise me we R true friends:

I’m lamp, U’r light.

I’m coke, U’r Sprite.

I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal.

I’m normal, U’r pagal.

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O God, I Thank you for my Father
Please take care of him
He is getting older,
But he is still brave and bold for me,
Please take care of him,
I Love You Dad

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Teacher: Kal tum ne chhutti kyu ki?
Student: Sir ghar main zaruri kaam tha.
Teacher: "Oh i See"
Student:- Sir oh ni ayi si, main hi milan gya c.

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Fathers Day Prayer Messages for send to your Great Father on Fathers Day

O God, I Thank you for my Father
Please take care of him
He is getting older,
But he is still brave and bold
Please take care of him

Fathers everywhere,
We honor you and wish to say
May God's blessings be with you
May God's blessings be with you
In a special way today!

Thank you, friend Jesus,
For my Dad who loves me,
For my grandfather who cares for me,
And for God, your father and mine,
Who made me and is always with me.
How lucky I am!

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Pathan ney apnee bhabe ko katal kar dia
Police: tum nay apnee bhabe ko katal Kyu kia?
Pathan: Mere dost kay pas call aaee
Woh hans hans kay baat kr rha tha.
Main ne pucha kaun hai.
To bola tumhari BHABI

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We are not strong n powerful everyday
that we weep if need b
2 feel d love n blosoming of a flower th8 was 1nce a seed
& yes reborn
if need b
daily
gOOd mOrning

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Breaking News

Shahid Afrid retirement ke bad Karachi main
"Tandoor"
kholen gain,

Naam ho ga

"Boom Boom Chapati"

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Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

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"Miss:
Batao wo konsi aurat hai jisko 100% pata hota hy k uska shohar kahan hy?

Pathan:
"BEWA AURAT"

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"Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se Faraz,,,
But iss heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hai just tere liye...
Aaaff Course. ;-) ;-)

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Dard hi dena tha to kisi aur tareeqe se dete Dost,
Sofe par sui rakhne ki kiya zaroorat thi?
(,") /
\ \,>
ooeee
< <:
-ammi

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Aazaad kr Dia Hum Ne B us panchi ko,,,
Jo Hamaare Dil ki Qaid main Rehne ko Apni Toheen samajhta Tha...

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When RaJnIkAnT was a student

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?Teachers used to bunk class

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Dhoti ko english mein kia kehtay hain??
Batao Zara……
Bare aye Angrez

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Teri aankhon me bhara pyaar ka sagar likhun,
Ya teri muskaan me chhupa mera jeevan likhun..

Chup chap kuch bolti ye teri saansen likhun,
Ya teri aahat ki chhedi hui koi dhun likhun..

Teri aawaz ko taraste mere armaan likhun,
Ya tere deedar mein apna intezaar likhun..

Woh beete pal, mahiine saal likhun,
Ya woh sadiyon see lambi raat likhun..

Tere pass hone ki khusi likhun,
Ya is duri mein gire mere aansu likhun..

Tujhe meri saans likhun, Ya mere dhadkano ki aawaz likhun,
Ya mere dil me basa tere liye pyaar likhun….

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1 student college me admision lene gya
Test lene wale ne kaha:
Me tum se 1 mushkil swal pochun ya 10 asaan swal?
Student:
1 mushkil swal
Teacher: Batao din pehle aata hy ya raat?
Student: Din
Teachr: Wo kese?
Studnt:Xcuseme Ye ap ne dosra sawal pocha hy.
Inteligent;)
STUDENTS ROCKX
TEACHER SHOCKED;)

 

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Ye soch k hum ne Exam k dinon me Larki set kar li..
Faraz.!
k Har kamyabi k peche 1 Aurat ka hath hota he
(-,-)/
 )(> O my God i
/ / am so inteligent..

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Junön-e-ishq thä tö kät jäti thi räät bäätön me
*ay dost *
Säzä-e-ishq mili tö hr lämhä Sädiyön jesä lägne lägä.

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K.E.S.C walon say achay tou machar hain ...
"faraz"
Khoon to wo b chostay hain per bill tou nahi mangtay...
<('.')
/"/> Hai k nai?
_/"?/_sch btana!

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U cry on seeing d question paper..
It is AN INSULT !
But if ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
It is ur ACHIEVMENT!
Think different!! :D :P

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Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se Mere " D0ST"

Mere Paas Khud Chai Ka 1 Hee Cup Hai
('.') ,',',
<))--c(""")
_/\_ """
Sörry, Nazar mat lagao.

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"Never become sad when life pulls u back,
BECAUSE
Lion also take one step back when he want to jump long".

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Dekhte hai k
kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "YES" ma deta hai??
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. . . Light hai?

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Sometimes we maintain silence to protect a beautiful relation.
But
we forget, too much of silence creates a distance in every beautiful relation.

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Usama bin ladin k aakhiri alfaaz.
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Agar light na gae hotee tou main gun ki jaga wiper utha k fire na karta :-)

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Khwateen o Hazraat 1 zruri elaan suniye,
1 haseena jis ki ummr 220 saal hai, hr bar ki trah is bar b ghar se bhaag gai hai,
Maa ka naam KESC or baap ka WAPDA batati hai,
uska naam galati se Bijli rakh dia gya hai,
jisy b mily, KHUDA k liye us k susral (Pakistan) bhijwa dein,
faqat, uski saas
AWAAM.

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2 Chohay Bike Pe Ghoom Rahe Thy
1 Hathi Ne Lift Mangi
Itny Me 1 Choha khara Ho K Bola.
Dekh Lay
Phr Teri MAA Kahegi
K UNIT Kay Larko K Sath Ghom Rha Tha..=D

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Men are very Kind &
Women are very Selfish!
"PROOF"
Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men
But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women:-P

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Sorrow is better than laughter;
it may sadden your face,
but it sharpens your understanding.

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HUM ne be ek aise shakhs ko toot kar chaha hy..!
Ae DOST,,,
Jin ko BHOOLNA hamare bas men nahi
Or paana hamari QISMAT men nahi....

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Select Any Number then i vl tell k Ap Kis Cheez Me Expert Hain..
111.
121.
131.
141.
151.
161.
171.
181."

 

Answers:

111=Dosti me
121=Flirtng me
131=Mohbt me.
141=Dil torny me
151=Help krne me.
161=Bawahkoof banane me
171=Achy decision dyny me
181=Jhot bolny main.

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Shaam se hi bhujha sa rehta hay. . . . . .
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Dil hua hai chiraagh muflis ka...

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111=Dosti me
121=Flirtng me
131=Mohbt me.
141=Dil torny me
151=Help krne me.
161=Bawahkoof banane me
171=Achy decision dyny me
181=Jhot bolny main.

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Jane kaise jeete hen log "YAADON" k sahare "FaRaZ"
Hum to aik CHAPTER yad kar k sotay hen woh b subah tk bhool jata hain.

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Rainy Day SMS

Iss Barish Ki Har Boönd Matti Pay Girne Se Uthne Wali Khushbu Ki Tarha AAP Ki Zindagi Hamesha Mehakti
Rahe...
Aamin. ..
"ÉÑJÖY RìM JHìM".

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A Rabbit Runs, Jumps & Lives only for 15 Yrs

While A Turtle doesn't Run does Nothing Yet Lives for 300 Yrs

Moral
Exercise Is Hell
Just Sleep Well:-)

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Itni shiddat ansuon main pehlay kabhi na thi . . .
Dekha apnay naseeb ko tou sar-e-aam ro diye . . .

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Be close with "someone" who makes u happy
... but....
Be more closer to that "person" who can't be happy without u.......

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" Heart Is The Greatest Cheater In The World "

" It Makes Thousands Of Different Excuses To Stay In Touch With The Person You Love "

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Hai payaar unko hum se itna to yaqeen hai hume.
wo inkaar bhi karte hain tu ankhain saath nahi dati.

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Aey Faraz.......
Aaj Shehar(City) Bhi Hai Muhabbat Sey Kitna Khali
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Kameez Teri Kaaaliii.
Tay Sohney Phullan Waali... :-)

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Mere dil main uter sako tu shayed ye jaan lo.
kitni khamosh mohabbat tum se karta hai koi..........

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Define College Student ... ?

"A College Student Is Not The one Who Reads The Book Before An Exam.
But,
Writes A New Book During The Exam.... " ;->

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A conductor kicks old man out of bus.

Police send conductor jail & gave him shock bt he had no effect..
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Y
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Because he was a BAD conductor...:P

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Baat ''Sajdo'n" Ki Nahi Khuloos-E- Niyat Ki Hoti Hy,

"IQBAL"

Aksar Log Khali Haath Laut Aaty Hyn Har "Namaz" K Baad....

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Every Student Gets  Opportunity To Enjoy Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful Moments & Those Stupid People Are Known As

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" TOPPERS " . . . =P xD

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OBAMA's Latest Nightmare...
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Osama Bin Laden's Body
Come Floating Near D
Statue Of Liberty..
Singing..
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"Saat Samundar Paar Main Tere
Peeche-Peeche Aa Gaya..."

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If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives Homework ?? :-D

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Dear
Potato Chips Companies,

I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
20 Bucks For A Bag Of 60% Chips And 40% Air.
Please Stop Doing That,
Thank You . . . =P =D

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When Somebody Says "Expect The Unexpected"
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Slap Him/Her On The Face And Say "You Didn't Expect That, Did You?" =P =D

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A Friend Of Mine
Said: "Onions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry . . . "

That Was Before

I Hit Him In The Face With A "Watermelon..." =P =D

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Best Mom In World Is Punjabi Mom
Who Never Let Her Child Cry
Whenever She Sees Tears
In Her Baby's Eyes,

She Says

"Hun Munh Aape Band Krenga K Jutti Lawaan":-)

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If Someone Steps On Your Foot & Asks:
"Did I Hurt You . . .?"

Step On Theirs (Harder) & Ask,:
"Can You Feel My Answer...?" =P =D

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How Beautifully God Keeps On Adding,

One More Day In Our Life !!

Not Only Because U Need It...

Because Some One Else Need U Everyday =)

Good Morning !!

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A Bride On Her Wedding Night Told Her Groom

'' You Are The Most Impotent Man In My Life.'' :-D :-P

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For Every Idiot, There Is An Equal & Opposite Idiot !
They Are Called

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Husband & Wife ... =P =D

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The Shortest Relationship Ever Is Between Students & Books . . .

They Commit One Day Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! ! =P =D

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Most Educated Peoples Here Let Their Kids To Play With Animals Like Dog. . . .

But....

Not With a Kid Of Poor Back Ground. =(

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Boys Always Remain Faithful To Girlfriend

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Whose Girlfriend..??

We'll Discuss That Later =P =D

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Wish You A Very Happy Birthday

May Life Lead You To Great Happiness

Success And Hope That

All Your Wishes Come True!

Enjoy Your Day

Happy Birthday Sweet Heart

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The Thing Which Is Never
Complete,
Called...

 

 

 

 

Syllabus!! ... =P =D

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The World's Largest
Migration Is From
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Orkut To Facebook ! =P =D

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Ram & Raavan Were Fighting Suddenly..
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Ram: Chal Bye

Raavan: Kyun Darr Gaya

Ram: Peeche Dekh Rajnikant
Aa Raha Hy . . . =P =D

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Responses Of Kiss;

American Girl
Kiss Me Infront Of Everyone,

Indian Girl
Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me

 

Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro,
Light NA AAJAYE..;-)

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Best Line
By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:

"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can.." =P =D

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India's one-time dashing batsman,
Sehwag had a high opinion of himself and was very free with his advice to the captain, Dhoni.
'You know,' he said, 'You've picked two men who should never be in the side.'
'Oh really,' said the captain icily, 'and who's the other one?'

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Birthday Is A Day In Which

You Receive The Love Of

All Of Your Closed Ones.

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Birthday Come And Go

But The Thing Is That They Should Be Memorable.

So Make Merry On Your Birthday

As Much As You Can.

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A Flirty Person Just Remembers

The Birthdays Of Beautiful Females

And Does Not Have Concerns With Their Age.

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Aj mujhse lipt kr so jao,

Aj kro kuch aisa k mujh mein kho jao,

Apne nazuk se
...Malmal se jism ki kushbu se,

Mere badn ko mehka k so jao,

Musalsal sans se sans jor do jan,

Aj mere tan se apna tan mila kr so jao,

Chand ki chandni me taron ko dikhao jalwa,

Aj mujhe pyar do Ya pyar kr k so jao..!

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How To Start Ur Day Wid A Positive Outlook

......Open A New File In Your PC & Name It As "Wife"

Send It To The RECYCLE BIN.

Empty The RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC Will Ask You,

"Are You Sure You Want To Delete Wife Permanently?"

Answer Calmly, 'Yes' And Press The Mouse Button Firmly

U'll Feel Better For Sure ;) :P

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> Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.
> Thinking your love with tears.
> Looking old photos & smiling.
> A sweet & emotional chat with friends
> Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
> Getting a hug from one who cares you.
> 1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.
> The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.

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Mujh Se Ab Ye “Judai Ka Gham” Piya Nahi Jata

Faraz

Mujhe 2 Glass “TANG” He Pila Do “Baraf” Daal Ke

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Girl : Do u love me more thn ur family ?
Boy : No
Girl : Why ?
Boy : okay Listen to dis.
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. bt my mom was
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. bt my dad was
When i cried. u didnt give me ur toys to play. .but my brother n sister did
My family iz more precious thn anythng else :)
GIRL: But ya when you Felt all horny & ol,
your mom or dad were not der 2 blow u,
I Was :D

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Milnay ka Waada Un ki zuban se to nikal geya “MOHSIN”

Poochi jagha TO Hans k kaha Khuwaab Main Aa jaana

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A Joke explaining a bitter reality:

Cameron & Obama were sitting in a bar.

Muslin Guy Asked:

what are you planning?

Cameron: Planning World War III

Guy: Really?

whats going to happen…?

Cameron: Well, this time we are going to kill 140 million Muslims and Katrina Kaif.

Guy: Katrina Kaif?

Why do you want to kill katrina?

Cameron turns to Obama and says:

” see i told you, no one would worry about 140 million Muslims.

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Karachi ki hifazat karen...
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Q K

Hum sb ki "Dulhanen" Yahin se Milengi.. ;-)
silent msg 4 all karachi Boyz*".

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Tu Kisi Aur k Liye Hoga
Samandar-e-Ishq
hum Tou Roz Tere Sahil
Se Pyase Guzar Jate Hyn..........

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? Love ? is blind! =)
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Marriage opens eyes ! =pp =dd

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mere haath ki lakeerain to khafa hain mujh se
..sahil"..
tum apney he haathon mein mera mukadar dekho.........

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meri ankhon main chupi udasi ko mehsoos to kar...!!!
"JAN_E_JA"
main sub ko hansa kar khud raat bhr nhi soota...!!!

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mohabbat ki aazmaesh k liye judai ki ek raat kaafi hai,,
subah tk jo zinda reh jaye wo parwana nhi hota...

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New Style Of Break- Up !! :P

A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...

Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O
..

Boy Said "Its Over" !:P :D

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Question By The STUDENTS ...

If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subjects,

Then

How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn Six Subject..?? =/ =P

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Respect The Emotions In Someone’s Heart,
Rather Than The Expression On Someones Face
Because Expression Is Just a Formality
But Emotions Are Reality

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Load shedding k fawa’id:

Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.

Zordari ki taraf se Rozgar ki farhami

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Ek Shakhs Ka Main Bohat Khayal Rakhta Tha
Labon pay harf na hi koi sawal rakhta tha
Kabhi main zabt main itna kamal rakhta tha
Khaber kahan thi mujhy wo bhool jaye ga
Aik aik cheez jo meri sambhal rakhta tha
...Bichartay waqt bazahir to kuch na bola tha
Mager nigah main so so sawal rakhta tha
Woh muskura kay bohat dair chup sa raha
Hansi ki aar main jaise malal rakhta tha
Suna hai ab log usay bohat satatay hain
Jis aik shakhs ka main bohat khayal rakhta tha… ! ?

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Santa Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe:

"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling"

Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To.
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Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena':-)

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"Silence is the fence around wisdom,
If your foot slips,
u can always regain your balance,
but
if your Tongue slips,
U can never Rebuild your Image."

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Jis Ki NAMAZ Achi,
Us Ki Zindgi Achi,
Jis Ki Zindgi Achi,
Us Ki Mout Achi,
Jis Ki Mout Achi
Us Ki Kaber Achi,
Jis Ki Kaber Achi,
Us Ki Akhrat Achi,
Jis Ki Akhrat Achi,
Us Ki Jannat Pakki,
So Dønt Miss
( Namaz)

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I like the saying that

*there are no secrets in life, just hidden truths* :)

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Tumse Mil Kar Tumhen Bhulna Mushkil Hai Asaan Nahi
Deewane Dil Ko Samjhana, Mushkil Hai Asaan Nahi

Har Rasta,Har Manzar Ab To,Koi Fasana Lagta Hai
Jab Se Tum Aaye Ho,Sara Sheher Suhana Lagta Hai
...
Jaate Lumho Ka Ruk Jana Mushkil Hai, Asaan Nahi

Jhukti Aankhein, Rukti Sansein, Dard Adhura Kehti Hain
Dil Ki Puri Batein Aksar Dil Ke ander Rehti Hain

Dil Ki Baat, Zubaan Par Lana Mushkil Hai, Asaan Nahi
Jo Hum Chaahein Wo Tum Chaaho, Phir Bhi Kyun Ye Doori Hai?

Mil Kar Bhi Hum Mil Nahi Paate, Ye Kaisi Majboori Hai?
Rasmoo Ki Deewar Giraana Mushkil Hai, Asaan Nahi….

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Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:-

1. to plant your idea in someone's head

2. to plant someone's money in your own pocket.

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We live in a "COUNTRY"

1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!
Spread the awareness the change v need,
Wake up PAKISTAN...!

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? ? ? whenever i look at the key-board, saw I & U together ? ? ?

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Whenever I wanna fall in love with my books..
My bed fall in love with me...
& I always respect the one who loves me :

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Four Things Never Come Back:

The Triggered Bullet,
The Spoken Word,
The Wasted Time,
The Neglected Opportunity !
So,
Think Twice & Act Wise...

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4 thinks boys do in exam hall;
1.counting the girls.
2.counting the fans ad tubelights.
3. reading the brand names of pens.
4.four things girls do in exam hall write,write,write ad just write
...ata ho ya na ata ho;)))))))))

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2011 Girls..!

Husband : One Cup Coffee...

Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again...!!!
...
Husband: Can I Get 4 U Darling....

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We Live In A Wonderful
World, That Is Full Of
Beauty , Charm n Adventure
There Is No End Of
Adventure That
We Can Have If Only We
Seek Them With Our Eyes
0pen . . . =))

g ()_0 d
m () r n ! n G

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What Is FACEBOOK ?

Its A Place Where Boy Posts
Joke, Gets No Response...
And
If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments
& 60 Friends Requests . . . =P =D

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May love continuously rule your relationship,
as you rule each other with patience and care.
Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

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Ye to khabar nahi k luta dill kahan magar,

Sunta hoon raste main tera aastan bhi tha

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Wapda Walon se Achay To Machhar Hain Faraz.

Khoon To Woh Bhi Choostay Hain, Par Bill Nahi Mangtay

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Dard dena he tha to kisi aur tareeke se dete faraz,

 

 

 

Sofe per Sui rakhne ki zalalat kyon ki?

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Admi Pathan se: agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Pathan: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admi: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Pathan: janab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

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Girl: Which is More important To U?

Your Life or Me?

Boy: Before i Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.
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Girl: Sure, What?
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Boy: U copied this question from Freesms101.blogspot.com or Facebook??

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Jo Bnana Hai Isi WaQt Bna Lo Muj Ko.,
Ab Kisi Or Zamanay Pe Na Talo Muj Ko.,
Kisi Jhumer Ki Turha Khud Pe Saja Lo Muj Ko.,
Zindgi Apni Kisi Turha Bana Lo Mujh Ko.,
Apni Aagosh K Takiye Pe Mera Sar Rakh Do.,
Unglian Phair Kr Balon Main Sulla Lo Muj Ko.,
Mujh Ko Tanhai Ki Duniya Main Na Rakho Jana.,
Apney Aainey Ka Ik Aks Bna Lo Muj Ko.,
Dushmni Pr Uter Aaye Meri Duniya Waley.,
Apni Palkon Ki Panah De Kr Chhupa Lo Mujh Ko.!

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Jo Rozedar Bhool Ker Agar Kuch Kha-Pee Ley.
To Ussy Chahiye K Wo Apna Roza Pora Kare Q K Usy ALLAH Ne Khilaya Pilaya Hai.
(Sahi Bukhari Kitabu Saum:1894)

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SSC-II BOARD OF SECONDRY education Englis Paper ii
=Who is khappey ?
=What do u know About 30 March khan ?
=Write Any Three Tottkas of Zubaida Apa !
=Write Any 4 verses Of Faraz !
=Who Is Mona ?
=who said 2 decreesd 5 Rupees On Pepsi .
Section C
essay
1) loadshedding
2) Misbah 's Kameenapan

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Teri Dosti K Payase The To Hath Phela Diey,

*.*."dost".*.*

Warna Hum to khud apni zindagi k liye bhi dua ni kerte..

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When d mirror of life gets dirty with d fog of difculties,
jst try wiping it with ur faith in G0D

u'll see d clear reflction of ur dreams once again.

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Maloom tha bikhar jaayega yeh sapna ek din
jiski raah mein bichaaye phool kaante barsaayega ek din
wafa ki ummid toh hamein bhi na thi unse
jisko chaaha hadd se ziyada maloom tha
hojaayega vo hi bewafa ek din

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2 bachAy aik hi bed pay aik hi blanket (Kambal) main baythay thay.

1st kid: Main ek larka hoon.or Tum kon ho ?

2nd kid: Mujy nahi pata !

1st kid: Acha wait kro main dekhta hoon

(yeh keh k wo Blanket k andar gya or thori dair baad bahir nikla or bola)

"Tum 1 larki ho"

2nd kid: Tumhy kasay pata chala ?

1st kid: Keun k meray socks blue han,

Or tumhary socks pink han

"Moral"
bachay to bachay hotay hain mgr apki soch ka to jawab nhi:-P

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Kash wo subha neend sy jagy to mujh sy larnay aaye...!!!

K tum kon hotay ho meray khawbon men aany walay..!

"Good Night"

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Larkiyo ne diya hai mjhe is had tak dhoka.

Larkiyo ne diya hai mjhe is had tak dhoka

Ab koi larki khud akar bhi number de to main kehta hu.
"PONKA"

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Mujhay Likh Kar Kahin Mehfooz Kar Lo,,

Tumhari Yaadasht Say NikaltA Ja RahA Hoon Main.....!!!

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Us Fiza Me B Jalte Rahe Hum Kisi K liye

Jahan Chiragh Taraste The Roshni k liye

Yad Rahega Ye Dor-e-Hayat B Hum ko

K Tarse The Zindgi Me Zindgi K Liye...!

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"WO Kehta Rehta" hai  Bari "Majbooriyan hain"  "waqt " ki, !!!

'faraz.''
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"Saaf Lafzon"  main  wo khud
ko "Bewafa" nahi kehta!

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Woh Tha To Kahin WaQt Theharta Hi Na Tha...!

Ab WaQt Guzarnay Mein Bohat WaQt LaGta Hai...!

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Wife:aaj tum udaas Q ho ?
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Husbend: Aaj meri maa or meri behen alag ho gai..
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Wife: koi baat nhi.. ab mai aagai hu na.. mai tumhari maa behen ek kr dungi.. ;-)

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1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha..

Uski wife boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan: Tabiyat kharab he.. Doctor ne double roti khaney ko bola he...!

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Pathan KhofZadah Tha Or Ro Raha Tha

Kisi Ne Pocha Khan Kia Howa

PathanYaara Kal Humara Class Felow KaInteqal Ho Gya us Ka Roll No 45 Tha Or Mera 46 He :-)

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Har a¡K sy Tera Ta'aluq Gawara Nah¡ 'Was¡',,

Jaß d¡L a¡K ha¡, t0 Chahate¡N ßeshumar Q?

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JAB LIGHT JATI HAI TO
Americans Power House CALL krte hn,

Japnese Fuse Test

krte hn,

0r

Pakistani

Gali me Jhank kar kehte hen

Shukar he Sab ki gai hy.

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Kuch loog hotay hain aansu ki trah
wasi,

Pata hi nahi lagta saath de rahay hain ya chhorr k jaa rahay hain.

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Larki Aquarium Ko Dekh K Boli:
'Machaliya Itni Sundar Q Hoti Hen.?

Larka: (SPRITE PITE HUE)

'Q K Wo KAPRE Nahi Pehenti,;>

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SIDHI BAAT No BAKWAS.:-p

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Memon ki BV bemar Thi, Light Nhi Thi Mombatti Jal Rhi Thi.
Memon:

Me Doctor Ko Lene Ja Rha H0n.

Agr Tmhe Lge K Tum Nhi Bacho Gi To Yaad Se Mombati Bujha dena.

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Breaking News
U S A ne osama-binladin ki dead Body samandar me pahnk di ha

kuch dair me netti jetti se hoti howi c.v.u par ane wli ha

chal rhe ho c.v.u,,? ;-)

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Meri pyari Gulab Baji

Asalam-o-alikum

Baji Aaj Hum Tumko Apne Dil ki Baat Batana Chahta Ha,

khuda ka Qasam Hum Ne Tum ko Jab Se Dekha Ha Humara Neend ur Gaya Ha.

Hum Ek Dum Sharif Larka Ha Baji,

Sab Larkiyon ko Behen ki Nazar Se Dekhta Ha,

Hum Se Shadi karlo Tum,

Hum Tumhain Boht Mohabbat karega Baji,

0r Tum Hum ko Nhi Mili Na To Hum Tarap Tarap k Marjayega Qasam Se Baji .

Faqat Tumhara Bhai

Gul Khan.

I Love U Baji.

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Sharif itne thy K Kbi Qameez k Button tak nahi Kholay"
"WASI"

Magar iss be'dard "KESC" ne to "VeeNa Malik" bana diya.....

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SSC-II BOARD OF SECONDRY education Englis Paper ii
=Who is khappey ?
=What do u know About 30 March khan ?
=Write Any Three Tottkas of Zubaida Apa !
=Write Any 4 verses Of Faraz !
=Who Is Mona ?
=who said 2 decreesd 5 Rupees On Pepsi .
Section C
essay
1) loadshedding
2) Misbah 's Kameenapan

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Teri Dosti K Payase The To Hath Phela Diey,
*.*."dost".*.*

Warna Hum to khud apni zindagi k liye bhi dua ni kerte..

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When the mirror of life gets dirty with the fog of difculties, just try wiping it with your faith in G0D
you'll see the clear reflction of ur dreams once again.

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Wish you a very happy birthday

May life lead you 2 great happiness success and hope

That all your wishes comes true!

Enjoy your day.

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Ankhon mein sama jatay ya dil mein utar jatay
Dono ka bhala hota dono he sanwar jatay

Miltay to yeh acha tha jeevan ki musafat mein
Kuch faslay kam hotay kuch roz guzar jatay

Doori bhi aas hay ik ghanimat to hay warna
Jo aas pay jeetay hein wo log bikhar jatay hein

Kuch roz judai k iss haal mein bhi guzray
Hanstay howay rodetay ,rotay howay ghar jatay

Manzil hay na thikana hay acha hay kuch bhi nahi
Ruktay to kaha ruktay ,jatay to kaha jatay

Guzra hay yeh aalam bhi tanhai k jungle mein
Bay khof phira kartay phir aap he dar jatay

Bayganggi yeh kasii aay dost maza tab tha
Kuch log idar atay kuch log udar jatay

Aik saath raha karna phir us par guraiz "Yasir"
Maqsood thi doori to meelon say guzar jatay.

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1 Aadmi ne FM radio pr call ki.

Man: Mujhe 1 wallet mila hai jis mai bohat sary paisay, credit cards aur NIC card hai.  Gulshan e iqbal ka hai...

Host: Tu ap unhey wallet wapis dena chahaty hein?

Man: pagal smjha hua hai kya?

Usay meri taraf se ek SAD Song dedicate kr dena :-)

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Chand sitaron pe kali ghata to chati hogi

taron ki jhilmilati sham to aati hogi

tum lakh chupao hum sy Magar

 

Light to tumhari b 3 dfa jati ho gi,,...!

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Ek Din main Ne DIL se Puchha
"Waadon"or "Yadon"me kya FARQ hai?

Jawab mila

 

Mera kam blood supply karna hai.
Ye faltu baten FARAZ se pucho....

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Larka apni G.F se:
Meri Bachi!
Meri shonu!
Meri Gurya!
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gi?
Bolo Baby..?

G.F:
Kamine Mujhe Propose Kar raha hy Ya Godh le raha hai..!

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Kes Dor-E-Jahalat Mein G Rahe Hein Hum,
"IQBAL"

Yahan Adam Ka Beta Khush Hota Hai, Hawa Ki Beti Ko Benaqab Dekh Kar...!!
A message 4 all muslims.!

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May stars shine this day,

May flowers bloom this day,

May birds sing 4 u this day,

May u get everything in ur life which u wish this day”

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

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ShetaN apne Bacho Se

JOHN; Tmhri Duty Aj Se Amrica Me Hy

JULEE; Tm UK jao

PETER; Tm India john
PakIstn Kon jayeGa

>Shetan
Koi nhi
Me ZARDARI Se Mutmain Hun....!

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Faraz In Computer Exam
                
Examiner
"What is Microsoft Excel?"

Faraz: "It is a new brand of Surf Excel which used for to clean the computer...!

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!!! 3 important Philosophies !!!

1: Ability Can Never Remain Hidden.

2: No Injury Is Deeper Than Insult.

3: The Start Of Tension Is The End Of Talent...!!!

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3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life..

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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner

No Need To Be Emotional Everytime :-)}

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99% Of The Girls Are Beautiful
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And The Remaining 1% Are My Clasfellows.....!!! :-P

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Aap k Liye jan kon de sakta hy?
Select Any No.

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
Plz Reply

Mat Karna
Pagal Tmhe Ghar Me Koi Dosri Dafa Salan Nhi Deta
Jan Kon Dega =P

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People Says L ? v Brings Flavors & Taste To Life..

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But ..
Personally I Believe ..
PAANI PURI Does A Better Job =P xD

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Height Of Cruelty:

Throwing Ur Girlfriend ;
Out of D Window & Shouting:
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Love Is In the Air Baby..?
Keep Flying..! =D =P

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I always thought you were the best
I guest i always will
Sometimes i felt that we were bless
Remind me that way still
Sometimes we took the hard road
And we always saw it through
If i had only one friend left
I want it to be you

Sometimes the world was on our side
Sometimes it wasn't fair
Sometimes it lend a helping hands
Sometimes we didn't care
But when we were together
It made our dreams come true
If i had only one friend left
I want it to be you

Someone who understand me
And knows me inside out
And help me keep to get through
And believe without a doubt
If i could move a mountain
And made our dream come true
If i had only one friend left
I want it to be YOU...

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What is forgiveness?

it's the wonderfull smell that a flower
gives when it is being crushed......................

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Obama visit a school, Teacher give 5 apples to obama and said, Please asked: You have 5 apple and 6 boys, how you distribute apples in boys.
Obama: I kill a boy.

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Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living . . .

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living . . . =P =D

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Girl to Another Girl:
"You are so Beautiful..?''

Other Girl:
"Thank You,
You are Beautiful Too..?"
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Now;
Boy to Another Boy:
"Hi, You are Handsome.."

Other Boy:
"GAY Saala.." :O =P =D

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Whats The Difference Between Boyfriend And Motorbike???

Motor Bike Is First Kicked And Then Used...

But A Boyfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked....:)))

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I Should Create A
Facebook Account Named
"No One"..
Then
I Can Like People's Status (^_^)
And
It Will Say
"No One Likes This" =P =D

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Height Of "Oohh Shit"

A Boy Throws A Luv Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother..
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And Her Brother Was Gay..!!

Ohhh Shhittt... :-D

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Height Of Behaving Cool ;)

Professor To Student:

Nalayak, Class Me Baatein Kyu Kr Rha Ha ?

Student- Sir, Mere Messages Free Nahi Hain Isliye:-)

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Its True That Love Is Blind.
Because I Couldnt See
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Her Father Was Coming
When I Was Kissing....

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Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?

Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.. ;->)

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Wat Is D Maximum Limit Of Telling A Lie??
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A Boy Telling His Chinese Girlfriend
"TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN" :P

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A Simple fact:

Boys Can Never B;
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend

Becoz;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future..=D =P

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OSAMA: I M Not DEAD..!

OBAMA: Haha... No One Would
Believe It.. =P

OSAMA: I M Sending Another
Video..

OBAMA: Lol... Go Ahead Ppl Will
Think Its Old!!

OSAMA: No This Time I M Sending HD
Video In 3D Technology Wid Glasses!
(Beat That!! :P) =D

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Pakistan K 4 Baray Problems:

1. Load Sheding
2. Mehengaai
3. Dhamaky
...
Aur

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Nojawano Ko Har Haftay Hony Wala SACHA PYAR...:-P

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Once Santa Farted In English Class :
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Teacher: "What is This"?
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Sardar: "This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D

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Now Pakistan Can Say

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"Tere Bin Laden" =P =D

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What Would Be The Slogan Of;
"PETROL" In 2050 ?? =)
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Buy '5' Liters "PETROL"
&
Get A HOnda 125 "FREE"..=P =D

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A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

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"ADHORA PYAR

Chalo tum sath mat dena,
Mujhe beshak bhula dena,
Naye sapne saja lena,
Naye rishtay bana lena,
Bhula dena sabhi waday sabi yadain sabhi Natay,
Tumhain jana! ijazat hai,
Jo diL chahe Woh sab karna,
Magar ab tum kisi se bhi..

"'Aadhora pyaar mat Krna,,,,

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Ghareeb Samjh Kr Humen Doston ny SMS Karna chor Dya

_-_-" FARAZ "-_-_

Kya Ghareebon K Mobile Men Inbox Nhi Hota
 ('.')
<) )>bus yar
  / / begairt log hy.

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Ho Agar Munasib To Meri Bhool Chook Maaf Kar Dena...

 

Suna hay Neend,Mout Ka Dosra Naam Hay...

*..GOOD NIGHT DEAR..*

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Mante hain k sara JAHAN tere SATH hoga,

KHUSHI ka har lamha tere PAAS hoga,

jis din TOOT jayengi SANSE hamari,

us DIN tujhe Hamari KAMI ka EHSAS hoga.

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"Me Ro Raha Tha Jab Mere Paon Me Jotay Nahi The,,.

 "Lekin: 'Achanak Me Chup Ho Gaya Jab Mene 1 Shakhs Ko Dekha Jis K Paon Hi Nahi The...!
 "Har Haal Me ALLAH Ka Shukar Aada Karo K Us Ne Tumhin Boht Se Logon Se Behtar Banaya Hai..
 "FACE THA FACT"

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" Mohabbat "sab se kro !

lakin us se or b ziada kro jis k dil mai " Tumhary " liye tum se b ziada " Mohabbat "hai..!

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"M" - is for million things she gave me,
"O" - is for the way she never grows old,
"T" - is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" - is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" - if for her eyes, with love - light shining,
"R" - means right, and right she'll always be

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TEACHER: which book has helped u most in ur life???
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STUDENT: my father's Cheque book :P

Har Jaga FACEBOOK Nahi Chalta

FACEBOOK k Keeron

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Ham ne mana ke daar e fani main,
Abb nahi hai Usama bin Laden,
Lakin Al-Quaida ki surat main,
Har kahin hai Usama bin Laden

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Osama Bin Laden is dead, Obama Says

"Peoples can kill a Man, but not Ideology"

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Aj Meri Bike Ka Accidnt 1 Larki Ki Car K Sath Hogya,

Me Bike Se Utra Or Ghusay Me Larki Ko Kaha ?

Dil Chah Rha Hy 1 Zor Ka Thappar Maru Tmhare,

Larki Ne Jawab Me Kaha,

"Thappar Se Dar Nai Lagta Sahab Pyar Se Lagta Hai"

(",)
<))> Full Dabbang Bachi =P =D
|_\_

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Miss-Use Of English!!
A Figure In Book Was Not Clear,
So Teacher Drew It On Blackboard
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Said:
"Don't Look At Book Figure,
Look At My Figure..! :-D

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Students Of 2011....

Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper And I Am Preparing For It...

The Ionization Energy Of Atoms Decreases,
When An Electron Shell....
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Electron Shellll.....

Shell..

Shiell...

Sheila...

Sheelaaa,

Sheilaa Ki Jawaani..!!

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Tough Time On Pakistani Lovers =D =P

Mai Ne Kaha K Pyar Main Kuch B Kar Sakta Hun

Usne Muskra K Kaha Humara Is Dfa Bijli Ka Bill Tum Dena

  <('.')
   /"/>
_/"\_O Main To Avai Avai Avai Lut Gya;)

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*Wishing You Very*(”’)__(”’),*,¤,*( ¤ APPY*(__)”’(__),*,¤* ¤*¤¤*¤’()Good Morning.

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Mera Saawan B Tum Ho Meri Pyaas B Tum Ho,
Sehra Ki Baahon Mein Chupi Aas B Tum Ho,
Tum Yun To Bohat Door! Bohat Door Ho Mujhse,
Ehsaas Ye Hota Hai Mere Paas B Tum Ho,
Har Zakham Ki Aaghosh Mein Ha Dard Tumhara,
Har Dard Mein Taskeen Ka Ehsaas B Tum Ho,
Kho Jao To Veeran Si Ho Jaati Hein Rahein,
Mil Jao To Phir Jeenay Ka Ehsaas B Tum Ho,
Likhta Hoon To Tum Hi Utartay Ho Qalam Se,
Parhta Hun To Lehja B Tum, Aawaz B Tum Ho…!

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Baba Ranchhor Das chanchar said :

Neend K Peeche Mat Bhago,
Bhaagna Hai To Parhai K Peeche Bhago,

Neend khud Ae Gi.

Just for students!

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Sleeping Is A Temprary Death,
Death Is A Permnent Sleep,
Evryday Is Ur Birthday,
Bcoz U R Born Aftr A Temprary Death.
So Thank Allah Daily 4 A New Life.
"Good Morning"

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Did You Know?

When Someone Appears Multiple Times In Your Dreams,

Its Because That Person Misses You.

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Nafsiyat ka practical:

Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.

Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.

Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.

Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.

Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.

Last row se aik Student Bola:

Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hai.

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'Mòrñìñg'ìs à wòñdrfùl tìmè"2Prày" "2Lòvè" "2çàrè" "2Smìlè" "2Rèlàx"
àñd 2 Thàñk GOD
4 àll He givès ù
"Gòòd Mòrñìñg."

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Main kyoun Usy pukaron k loat Aao

>>>--dost-->

Kya Usy khabar Nahi?

K Kuch Nahi Hoon Main Us k Bagair....

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Ek shadi me dulhan ka pehla mangetr b saj dhj k aya.
Kisi ny pucha k kya ap dulha hain?
Us ny kaha "G Nahi Me Semi Final me haar gya Tha.
Final dekhny aya hon.

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SUBHA Ki KIRAN Boli Oth Dekh Kya NAZARA Hay,

Mene Kaha RUK Pehley SMS To Karlo Os

"DOST"

Ko Jo Subha Se Bhi PYARA Hay.

"GOOD Morning"

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Is Rang Badalti Dunya Me Insan Ki Niyat Thek Nahi.

Nikla Na Karo Tum Saj'Dhaj Kar Emaan Ki Niyyat Thek Nahi.

Ye Dil Hai Bara Hi Dewana Chera Na Karo Is Pagal Ko.

Tum Se Na Shararat Kar Bethe Nadan Ki Niyat Theek Nahi.

Kandhey Se Hata Lo Sar Apna Ye Pyar Muhabat Rehne Do.

Kashti Ko Sanbhalo Mojon Se Tofan Ki Niyat Thek Nahi.

Main Kese Khuda Hafiz Keh Don Mujh Ko To Kisi Ka Yaken Nahi.

Chup Jaao Humari Aankhon Main INSAAN Ki Niyyat thek ni,

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Kainaat main koi kisi ka itni shiddat se intezaar nahi karta

jitna ALLAH apnay bandey ki tauba ka intezaar karta hai..

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Junoon-e-Ishq Tha To Kat Jati Thi Raat Baaton Mein,

"jani"

Saza-e-Ishq Milli To Har Lamha Sadiyon Jaisa Lagne Laga..

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"A Mistake which Makes You Humble is Much better than an Achievement which Makes You proud."

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1st Pathan:
Yara Hum Ko Film Me Kaam Krne Ka Bara ShoQ Hai.

2nd Pathan:
Tum Ko Role Kon Sa Pasand Hai.

1st Pathan: Qeemy Wala. ;-).!.!

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""Aaj Bhi Us Ka Intizaar Karte Karte Raat Guzar Jaaye Gi,,?

" §ahil "

""Musroof Log Apni Marzi Se Yaad Karte Hain...!

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Sardar: Agar Opration Mein Meri Mout Ho Jaye To Operation Karny Walay Doctor Say Shadi Kar Lena.

BV: aeysa na kehiye..

Sardar: To Kiya Dr. Ko Maaf Kr Doon??;-

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Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakri
jab ghar aya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
Aadmi wapas Fish ko Darya me Phenk aya
Fish uper ai or zor se chilai

JIYE bhuto:-)

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Chor Jaathe Hain Aksar Log Tanha Dekh Ker Dunya Mein,

=Ay MusafiR=

Jab Bhari Mehfil Ka Ye Hashar Hai To Andaz-E-Qabar Kia Hoga

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India se nafrat us k culture se pyar
India se nafrat us ki filmon dramon se pyar
India se nafrat us ki adaon adakaron se pyar
Kya ye hi h mohabbat e pakistan
Yad rakhna logon jo quamen apni tehzib o tamadun bhul jaten hn wo bhatak jaten hn
Geo to a se k dunya tumhen yad rakhe

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Agr koi apko Dopeher 3 bje kahe
"GUD NIGHT"

ya shaam ko kahe
"GUD MORNING"
Ya raat ko 3 bje kahe
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to samajh lena k wo Wapda k Zulm ka shikar hy
Bijli ne unka dimagh kharab kr dia hy.
Asay logon k leay dua keren


"ALLAH unhe sabr de
AAMEEN

Meri taraf se apko boht boht
"EID MUBARAK"

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Bujh rahey hain shehr k jalte howe chirag.....!



Aey neend ab to aaja boht rat ho chuki....!

"GOOD NIGHT"

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Choo Ly Aasman Zamen Ki TaLash Na Kr,
Jee Le Zindgi Khushi Ki TaLash Na Kr,
Taqdir BdaL Jae Gi Apne Ap Hi Mere DOST
Muskurana Sekh Le Wja Ki TaLash Na Kr..

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ACHANAK Zindgi me 7 chezen kabi b aa sakti he

1) Neend
2) Paisa
3) Khushi
4) Dukh
5) kisi ki Yad
6) mout
Or

or

Or

or

Or

or

Mera sMs.

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Kbbi sochta hon aj prhon ga,
Kbhi sochta hon kal prhon ga,
Phr sochta hon jb exam aengy tb parhon ga,
Or jb exam aaty han to khta hon ab kya ghanta parhon ga;-D

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Frmany;
MUSTAFA Alaihissalam!
Jo Mujh par Juma K Din Duro0od Pak Parhyga Qayamat K Din Us Ki Shafaat Kr0nga! (Kanzul Ummal)

Jis ny Mujh Par Juma K Din 200 Martba Duro0od Pak Parha Us K 200 Saal Gunah Muaf Hongy! (Kanzul Ummal)

Jumy K Din Sy Murad Azany Maghrib Sy Pehly Tk Jumy Ka Waqt He!

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3 khobsorat "Dost"
sirf Aap k liye


.@@.( ';' )
(,('')('') ZINDAGI


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(''( ';' )'') ('') ('') KHUSHI






or
kiya?

1 main b to hon...

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Genius & Successful People Don't Relax in Chairs,They Relax in Work,They Sleep with Dreams & Awake with determination & Commitment
stay blessed guys..

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AAQA ALAiHE SALAM
Ne FarMaya
Jo Mujh Pr 1Din Me 1000 Baar
Dar0od Parhe Ga wo us waQt Tk Ni Mare Ga Jb Tk
JANAT
Me ApNa MAQAM Na Dekh Le
(KANZUL UMAL Hades2233)

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DOST Ka Imtihan
MUSIBAT Mei Hota Hai.

BIWI Ka Imtihan GHURBAT Mei Hota Hai.

MOMIN Ka Imtihan
GHUSSE Mei Hota Hai.

AANKH Ka Imtihan BAZAAR Mei Hota Ha

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Chand ko Gorur hai k us k pas Noor hai,


Mujhe gorur hai k mera Dost Langgur hai,

Hahaha

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Rab na kary kabi apko Khushiyo ki kami ho

Apke Qadmon k niche Phulo ki zamin ho

Ansu na ho aapki ankho me kabi

Agar ho to wo Khushiyon ki nami ho...AAMEEN

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Dil-e-Gumrah Ko Aay Kaash Ye Maloom Ho Jata,,,,

Gunaah Us Waqat Tak Dilchasp Hay Jab Tak Nahi Hota..

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Koi be INSAN Science Parhe bina Doctor ya engr ban Sakta hai?

Nahi na!

To

Sochiye K
Hum QURAN Pak Aur NAMAZ parhe Bina MUSALMAN kasay Banain Gay?

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Humare jagñe se tañg hø Tø lø sø jate heiñ...

"Ae Døst"

Aß Agar kal aañkh ña khule tø mujhe maaf kar deña...
(G0OD NIGHT)

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Girl in Shop:
Bhaiya koi Greeting card hai Jisme Likha ho
"Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyar ho"
Shopkeeper:
Haan hai.
Girl: Theek hai, Jaldi se 12 de do,

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""Tere Hathon ki kramat ki to Phir baat hi kia?

*MAA*

Mujko to Tere Qadmon ki Matti b Shifa deti hai. .

i love my mom

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Shaheed ki jo mout hai wo quam ki hayt hai,
Lahoo jo hai shaheed ka, wo quam ki zakat hai,
May Allah Grant Him Jannah

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Wo samne aye to Nazron ko Jhukaa loon ga
Dekhoon ga nahi phir bhi Tasweer bana loon ga

Aana ho to aa jao Ruswayee nahi hogi
Dekhega nahi koi Palkon mai chupa loon ga

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RICH man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai,

POOR man- Mere pas BETA hai,

Jiski GirlFrnd

teri BETI Hai.;-)

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Love Is The Seventh
Sense Which Destroy
All Other Six Senses...

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Veena Malik ne Class me bachon
Se pochha?

Meray marne k baad meri Qabar
Pe kia Likha hoga?

Last seat pe bethay bachaa bola.

“Muhtarma pehli baar akeli so
Rahee hain.”!!!

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Girl doctr se:
Meri skin boht soft, mulaayem, sensitive hay aor rang bohat gora hay, sonay se pehlay kya laga k soya karo?

Doctor:

"KUNDI"!!;-)

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Dheery dheery apna bna gya koi....




Pyar k suhany spnay dikha gya koi....




Ae ALLAH!

Ye pyar he hai,




ya....

Phir se Choona lga gya koi.

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Miss me
When u smell any rose
Miss me
When u taste any sweet
Miss me
When u look at the moon
But plz
“Dont Miss” me
when you raise your hands 4 prayer…

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('""""""""""") 9mm
/ /@"""""
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I am a killer.

Apun paise ke
Liye logon ko marta hai

Par tu apun ka Dost hai

Apun tere ko free men marey ga.

'"Dhazzz'" '"Dhazzz'"

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Be not angry that you cannot make others
as you wish them to be,
since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
~Thomas à Kempis, Imitation of Christ,

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DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!
Jab tumhe bhi Tanhai mehsus ho to yaha chale aana..
Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!!

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Wo samne aye to Nazron ko Jhukaa loon ga
Dekhoon ga nahi phir bhi Tasweer bana loon ga

Aana ho to aa jao Ruswayee nahi hogi
Dekhega nahi koi Palkon mai chupa loon ga

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1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
So better think before you smile.

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Sleeping duration
For women 5 hrs.
For men 6 hrs
For children 7 hrs
For monkey 8 hrs.

Hello my dear ur 8 hrs is over.
Get up Lazy Bum

Good Morning

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Cricket T20 & IPL ki waja sa b0ht improve hui hai..,
Hame b apna Examinati0n system impr0ve krne k liye Exams me ye Steps lene chahiye:-
1-HAR paper 1.5 ghanty ka 0r 50 No ka h0na chahiye
2-Har 30 MINs k bad Mashwre k lye break h0ni chahiye
3-Hame 1 fre hit den Jis me Student Apni Marzi k 1 sawal ka apni Marzi ka Jawab de
4-Pehle 20MINs ka p0wer play jis me Examiner Hall se bahar rahe
5-Agar kisi sawal ka Answr Wr0ng h0 t0 review ki 0pti0n h0ni chaiye ta k student ßÖ0k sy confirm kr lay..
Forward to change the system; Ägr Äaj nhe ßÖlÖ ge to kal ßhÖgt0 gY..!

!..KHÄ]\/[0SHI¤KÄ..! !..ßÖYC0ÜTT..!

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Pakistan lost by 29 runs 2+9=11. . . .




Aur karo giyara giyara..





Ho gai na Team 9 2 11.:-D;-)

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Phir yaad-e-Khuda se Ghafil aey duniya teri hawas mein..!!!

Is mukhtasar sey jeevan ki ik aur Shab b beet gayi..!!!
($üBhä BäKhäir)

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Hum Ko Aata Hi Nhi ZakhmooN ki Numa'ish Krna..KHAN..
Khud Hi Rotay Hen,Taraptay Hen Or So Jatay Hain...

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Wo Deta Hai Dard Bus Hum Hee Ko.

Kiya Samjhe ga Wo In Ankhon Ki Nami Ko.

Laakhon Dost Hon Jin K
"galib"

Wo Kiya Mehsoos Karega Ek Humari Kami Ko.

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Tere Haath Ki Main Woh Lakeer Ban Jaoon..

Sirf Main Hi Tera Muqadar Teri Taqdeer Ban Jaoon..

Main Tujhe Itna Chahoon K Tu Bhool Jaye Her Rishta..

Sirf Main Hi Tere Her Rishte Ki Tasweer Ban Jaoon..

Tu Ankhain Band Kare To Aaoon Main Hi Nazar..

Is Tarha Main Tere Hr Khuwab Ki Tabeer Banjaon.

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Principle: late Q hue.
BOY: Bike khrab ho gyi thi.
PRINCPLE: Bus me nahi aa sakte the?
BOY: Maine kaha tha sir,
par aapki beti k nakhre khatam hon tab na ...

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Kia aap is jumle ka matlab bata sakte hain?

"pipe por por pipe por pipe por"

Guess
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Aik pathan apna phone number bata raha hai
"5 44 54 54":-D

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Pathan ki girlfrend in romantic mood
"Ghr pe koi nhi hai khaan ajao"

Pathan:Tum mera ghr ajao mery ghr me sab log hain tmhara dil laga rahega.

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Us ne jan keh kar pukara to mere dil ki zameen hil gai

"faraz"

piche mur kar dekha to harami lalokhet ka khadra tha...

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Khofnaak kahaani.

Andheri raat men tufaani barish men 1 budha footpath pe khra 1 kitab bech rha tha.
1 larki ayi or us se kitab ki qeemat poochi, us budhy ne kaha 3000 Rps

larki: is ki koi khaas baat?

budha: iska akhri page mt prhna wrna chehra bigar jyega

larki ne wo kitab khareed li or wo bhuda chala gya




Us ne akhri page khola to us ki ankhain khuli ki khuli rh gain or chahra bigar gya.



QK.











kitab ki qimat 30 rupy thi.:-

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1 NASHAYI Raksha Mai Baitha Or Bola:

Karachi Chalo

Raksha Wala: Tum Karachi Mai Hi Khare Ho

NASHAYI: Ye Lo 50 Rupey Or Ayinda Itna Taiz Raksha Mat Chalana.

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Ufone marriage menu mein khushamdeed

Rishtey k LIAY 1 dabaen

Mangni k LIAY 2 dabaen

SHADI k LIAY 3 dabaen

pasand ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen

our,

Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dabaen...!!

Ufone cal krney ka shukriah,
ALLAH HAFIZ.

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A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
..
Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
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......He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
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Student: "Nice to hear again and again"

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Agr Columbus married hota
to
kbi America dscover na kr pata
.
reasonz
.
1-kahan ja rhe ho?
.
2-kyun?
.
3-kis k sath?
.
4-muje B le chlo.
.
5-wapis kb Aao ge?
.
6-Ghar reh k hi discover kr lo.
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7-Meri Ammi ko he le jao.
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8-Mere liay kya lao ge?
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9-Pohanch k fon krna.
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10-wapsi pe dahi lete ana:-

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Test ur chemistry knowledge:
which Deadly weapon can be made with Tungston, Iodine & iron

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- WIFE




(W+I+Fe):-D

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Choom Leti hain Latak kar kabi Chehra kabi Labb...""!

Tum ny Zulfon ko bohat Sar pe Charha Rakha hai...

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Ye tera wahem hai k tumhe hum bhool jainge,KHAN
Wo koi or Nagar hoga jahan bewafa log rehte hain..

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Responses of KISS;

American Girl
Kiss me infront
of evryone,

Indian Girl
lets go in d
corner & Kiss
me.








Pakistani Girl:
Jaldi karo,
LIGHT NA AJAYE

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1 Borhay Kisan Ne Apne Be'gunah Bete Ko Jail Mai Khat Likha

Pyare Bete!
Me Is Saal Aalo Ki Fasal Nhi Bo Skta Mujse Khait Ki Khudai Nhi Ho Rhi
Kash Tum Meri Madad Kar Sakte"
Bete Ne Jawab Diya,
ABBA!
Khait Mat Khodna,
Q K Waha Mene Aslaha Chupaya hai.
Agle Din Police Ne Sare Khait Ki Khudai Kar Di Lekin Unhen Waha Kuch Na Mila.
Bete Ne Phir Khat Likha
ABBA!
Ab Ap Aalo Ki Fasal Bo Skte Hain! Mai Yaha Se Ap K Liye Itna Hi Kar Sakta Tha.

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||- Beautiful Thought -||
“Being silent is a very powerful
tool 4 making others feel for
their mistakes.
It speaks many languages”

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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
~Author : E B White Witty Sayings

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Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
~Author : Lewis Carroll Popular Sayings

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LoVeLy
ThOuGhT_
LoVe WiThOuT FaItH Iz As BaD
As FaItH WiThOuT LoVe . .

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Wise men, when in doubt whether to speak or to keep quiet, give themselves the benefit of the doubt, and remain silent.

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Shahid afridi kehty hn

Pakistan ki duaoon mein agar asar hota

To kya zardari aj hmara sadar hota? :-) ;o)

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Fikar-e-rozgaar ne faasle bana diay warna
.
.
Sab yaar thy darmiyan,
abhi kal ki baat hai..

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Great SAYING

"This life Is Too Short Even To Get Full Sleep,

I Don't Know How People Find Time To STUDY"

William Jamshed Dasti. MNA.

Jaali Dgree waly;-)

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Poonam Pandey se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??
Poonam: Apnay ghar jati hoon.

1 Najoomi ne pregnant Poonam Pandey ko bataya ke delivery k foran baad is Bachay ka Baap mar jaega.
Poonam Pandey: "THANKS GOD,
My Husband Is Safe".

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India jeeta to kio roty ho.

- Film indian pasand
- drama indian pasand
- show indian pasand
- actor indian pasand
- munni aur shela hm ko pasand
- songs indian pasand

jo kam karny se mana kara hai mazhb ne wo sb psnd india k, to india k jeet b psnd kro.

CHAK DE O CHAK DE INDIA.

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Baray afsos ki baat hai Pura din guzar gya sb ne wish kiya magr tm ne mujy wish nahi kiya :-














tmhe nahi malom Aaj






"beautiful" people day hy.

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Le jigar
3 popular larkion k Number



Bilqees Edhi
03339200068

surf excel wali dadi
03215659217

Zubaida aapa
03458525363

thanx bol k rulae ga kya pagley;-)

Sent:
8-mar-1922
11:02:32 pm
Late delvrd due to signl problm
:-)

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2 lovers in K.F.C,

Larka:
kia khao gi jan?

Larki:
.
.
"Haleem"
mangwalo

Moral:
or phasao korangi ki bchi.... Hogaey na zalil k.F.C me.


:-

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Zindgi-milti-hy
1-Baar

Mout-ati-hy
1-Baar

pyar-hota-hy
1-Baar

Dil-toot,ta-hy
1-Baar

Jb-sb-kuch-hota-hy
1-Baar

To-phr



Light Q jati hai

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Pathan's wife:
"aaj hum ne special khana banaya hai jisko kha k aap khushi sy pagal hojaogy


Pathan:aisa kia pakaya hy ?

Wife:
"NASWAR Gosht"....;-)

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1 Gulab Humesha Gulab Rehta Hai
Chahe Wo Gamle Men Rahe ya Ghazal Men

Usi Tarah Tum Humesha Mere dost Rahoge

Chahe Tum Zoo Men Raho Ya Mental Hospital Men:-)

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Pathan was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone,

Security Guard:
Match is over. Now,Why r you stiLL here.?

Pathan:
I'm waiting
.
.
.
.

For the HIGHLIGHTS
....!

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Her Khushi Mein Kuch kami Reh Jaye gi,
Aankh Thori Shabnami Reh Jaye gi,
Zindgi ko Aap Kitna Hi Sanwariye
Bin hamare Koi Na Koi Kami Reh Jaye gi...

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Teacher 2 student-homewrk kyun ni kiya?
Stdnt-sir,lyt nahi ti.

Teachr-toh mombatti jala leta.

Studnt-sir,maachis ni ti.

Teachr-kyu?

Studnt-puja ghar me rkhi ti.

Teachr-toh le aata.

Studnt-nahaya ni tha sir.

Teachr-nahaya kyu ni tha?:-@

studnt-paani ni tha sir

teachr-arey,pani kyu ni tha?

Studnt-sir motor ni chal ri ti.

Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua?

Studnt-sir kitni bar bolu lyt ni ti.

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"5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",
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.

"Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Kudna hoga",
.
.
.
.
"Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!
Taaliyan



"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"

Moral:
Jo na kate aari se
Wo kate behari se.

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Ek Pathan
OXFORD UNIVERSITY ka Professor tha.@
=>






@







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Neeche
Kiya dekh rahe Ho ?




Mazaq to oopar tha! :-D :-P

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Har ahat par teri talash hai,

Door ho kar bhi tu mere paas hai,

Na yaad aaya karo mujhe itna k

Dil mujh se pooche dharkan kis k paas hai.

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Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon

"Faraz"
Us ne muskra k kaha " humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena.
<('.') /"/>
_/"\_oh no!

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RICH man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai,

POOR man- Mere pas BETA hai,
Jiski GirlFrnd
teri BETI Hai.;-)

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Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua ha.
Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha.
Pathan: Han, humara bahen ka hua ha:-

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Pakistan Se Tere Dushmani achi Nahi India..
Q k....
BeBO tere nadaan Hai..
Munni tere badnaam hai...
Sheela tere jawan hai...
Or Captain hamara pathan hai.. :-geo pakistani)

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india Tayar ho Ja

zra Hushyaar ho Ja

Aa rha hai kamran akmal

Jo crikter hai mukamal

Saath hai us k hafeez

Jis ki Bowling B hai ajeeB

phir hai ShafeeQ ki Bari

Jo hai sab Pe Bhaari

phir misbaha aye ga

iNdia pe Daba00 Bharaye ga

younis B hai Sheer jawan

kre ga india ko preshaN

umar akmal ki kia hai Baat

Bating me sb ko de ga Maat

Afridi T0 hai BO0M,Bo0M

india Jae ga Gh00M

phir aye ga RazzaQ

urra de ga india ki khaak

shoib,ajmal,or Umar gull

india ki Bating kr de ge gull

india teri uhtay ki arthi

world cup aye ga Sohni Dharti

india tera rhy ga Na NishaaN

cup aye ga pakistaN
Inshallah

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Srdr: Tmko shrm ni ati tera baap tailor hai or tmhari shirt phati hai,

Pathan: Shrm to tm ko nai ati tmhara baap dentist hy or tera bhai bina dant k peda hua

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Phr jang o jadal ka musam hai,
Phr josh hai sab insano me,
Na toup chalegi na goli,
Ye jang hogi maydano me,
Sabz hilali parcham jb,
Maydano me lahraega,
Jeet ka sehra sir lekar,
Har khilari wapas aega,
Geo ki khushi or dream b hai,
Or josh me apni team b hai
Hum team ki shan badhaenge
Or nara e takbeer lagaenge,
Wohi josh b hai or jaan b hai,
captain hamara khan b hai
ALLAH ki madad par yakin kamil hai,
Meri team mri har dua me shamil hai.

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Dho k pak kar diya mere Allah nay hindu ki zamin ko,

k aj waha ik musalman ko jeet ka sajda karna hai...
SubhanALLAH,

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Tees maar khan ki kamyabi k bad ab pesh he..
Tees(30) March Khan..
Time: 2 pm
Hero: Pakistan
Vilon: India.

Watch Live

Dekna mat bolye ga

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COUPLE SITTING SILENTLY...


Girl Thinking.
Why he is not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another girl?Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Dont I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Hav i grown fat?
Why is he upset?


BOY Thinking.Agar Shoaib Akhtar ko khilaya to nikalen ge kis ko.

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Me Gham-E-Zindagi Kia Sunao
Mera Office Khula Hai

Me Khushi Kaha Se Laau
Mera Offiice Khula Hai

Tumhay 30 MARCH ki Chut'ti Ki Khushi Hai
Muje Yaad Hai
Lekin
Me Apna Mou Kaha Chhupao
Mera Office Khula Hai

Aaj Subha Subha Jab Office Aa Raha Tha To Mohallay K Bachchay Bhi Dekh K Hans Rahe Thay "FARAZ"

Un Ko B mene Kah Dya
Mera Mazak Mat Urao
Mera Office Khula Hai

Dedicated To All Dukhi Office Staff. . . .

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Hum ne to sachin ko itne chance diye thay

"faraz"

magar kia kren bacha abi kaccha ha..:-

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Taakat Nahi Mujh Me K Tujhe Duniya Se Cheen Loon......!

Faraz
Lekin Khudaa Se Maangne Ka Huq To Hai Mujhe.

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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!

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Clock Makes a Sound Of.. Tic Tic
- NO -

Listen Carefuly

Its Not Tic Tic
It is.. Quick Quick

[time is running quickly, use it in a useful way]

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1 Larki Bus me bethi book prh ri thi,
Book ka nam ta
"THE MAN"

Pechy pathan betha chupke se wo book prh rha tha,
bok ma likha tha k brazil k mard bohat "CHARMING"
or
"BALOCHISTAN" k"BALOCH"bohat handsome hote hn,

Kuch der k bad Lrki ne peche dekha or pathan se uska nam pocha,
Pathan:

''RONALDO BUGTI"

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Kisi ne ek buzurgse Puchak Dost
kiya hai.?
Bazurg Ne gehra sans
le kr
baray pyar se
kaha.?
Hamesha is ki hifazat
krna
kyun ke dost
Nemat Bhi
Dua Bhi
Rishta Bhi
Bharosa Bhi
Taaqat Bhi
Ehsaaas Bi
Mithaas Bi
Haqiqat Bi
Mohabat Bi
Wafa Bi
Pasand Bi
Chahat Bi
Sahara Bi
Raaz Bi
Parda Bi
Phool Bi
khushbu Bi
Umeed Bi
aur
muskaan bhi
'ALLAH
MeRE
"DOSTo ko lambi umar ATAa KARE, *...AAMEEN...*

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Girl: Kon Ho Tum

Boy: Hasrat Tumhari

Girl: Takte Ho Kia

Boy: Surat Tumhari

Girl: Karte Ho Kia

Boy: Poja Tumhari

Girl: Kafir Ho Kia

Boy: Aisa He Sahi

Girl: Chahte Ho Kia

Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari

Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari

Girl: Married Hoon Main.

Boy: Pehle Bhonk deti MANHOOS MAARI.. ;-)

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1 Pinjray main kuch Totay 1 Khubsurat Toti ko Tang kar rahe thy . . Jab k dusre pinjray main 1 Tota Tasbih aur dusra Namaz parh raha tha . . Maalik ne khubsurat Toti ko Naik Toton k Pinjray main daal diya.. Tasbih wala Tota Namaz parhne wale Totay se bola :



Utho, haJi saib, Dua qabul Hogai.

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1 bacha beech sarak pe potty kar raha tha.

Police ne usey pakar liya.

Jab usey le jaane lagey to bacha bola:


"Saboot to uthalo.

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Tu baar baar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar

"Chacha Faraz"

Ek tay pehly worldcup di tension ae, uton teray Rolay nai mukday:-

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Ab to mumkin hi nhi un se mulaqat "WASI"

Ab to urooj pe pohnchi he uski zaat "WASI"

Wohi waade hn or rasmon ki zanjeeren baqi,

Kb bdalti hn zamane ki riwayaat "WASI"

wo b din thay k ek doosre ko sochte thay hum,

Ab milte nhi dono k khayalat "WASI"

Mri hr subha ka aaghaz tere naam se ho,

Teri yadon me katay mri hr ek raat "WASI"

Tum kahan or mere pyar ka mayar kahan,

Wo kitni saadgi se kar gya ye baat "WASI"....

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" KHABAR DAAR "

30 March ko Kamzor Dil walay hazraat TV na dekhain,
Or wo Log bhi TV sy door rahain jin ko Blood Preasure ka Marz hai,
Or Aap bhi Pamper Pahen kar TV dekh na,
Magar dekhay ga zaror kyun k Daagh to chala jaye ga,
Mgr ye match phir nahi aay ga.

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Mohali ka maidaan.

11 Pakistani VS 70,000 indians.

Phir bhi fiza mein ek he naraa.


Upar chatri.

Nechay saya

Bhaag Dhoni

Shahid ayaa!
:-D :-D
TEKHI MIRCHI ;-)

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Indians se dar nahi lagta sahab.......:-@
;->
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

kamran akmal se lagta hai :-P

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Who walks with u through the difficult path of life?

Mom? NO
Dad? NO
Lover/Wife/husband? NO
Friends? NO
Its only
ur chappal ;-)
Think zara hatt K..;p

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Ye Dua WALDAIN k liye hai Plz Sb aik baar Aameen kahen!

Ae ALLAH,
hamare WALDAIN ko
Sehat or Tandrusti ata Farma, Unki tamam pareshanion ko khatam kar or unhen hamesha hamare liye salamat rakh.
( AAMEEN )

Agar ap apne WALDAIN k liye dua karwana chahty hain to send it to maximum People...

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Boy touched the hand of his gf and said-u r so hot baby
Girl slapped and say: salle 103 fever pe bhe tujhe Romance soojh rahe he:-D

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KON SI NAMAZ KAB KAAM AAYE GI!


FAJAR
martay waqt!


ZOHAR
Qabar me!


ASAR
munkir nakir k sawalat me!


MAGHRIB
Hisab kitab me!


ESHA
pul sirat paar karne me.Please send it as much as you can so every person knows the value of namaz.

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('v') ('v')(( )) (/ /)-"--"--- "-"-
¤1 Bat boloun?



Han bolo




Kan Idhr Lao

('v')<' ) (( )) (/ /) - "--"--"-"- ¤¤GOOD MORNING¤¤

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Tujhe Chahte hain Be-Inteha per Chahna nahin aata,

Yeh kesi Mohabbat hai ke Hamain kehna nahin aata,

Zindagi main aa Jao hamari Zindagi ban kar,

Ke tere bin Hamein zinda Rehna nahin aata,

Har pal tujhe bus tujhe Duaon main Mangte hain,

Kya karein ke Tumhare siwa kuch Mangna nahin aata.

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Har "Yaad" me us ki"Yaad"Hoti hai

Meri"Ankhon"
Ko us ki "Talash"Hoti hai

Kitni khubsurat cheez hai "MOHABAT"

K "DiL" dharakne me bhi uski awaz hoti hai:-)

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Beauty doesn't create Love,
But Love Creates Beauty,

Break everything for a heart,
But Never break a heart for Anything. :)

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G('')('')D.... Morning
__________
l ______l
l l___
l ___l r i è ñ d
l___l

HAVE A NICE DAY
&

Prömisè
2
Take
Cärè of Yourself *Alwäys*

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{""}__{""} Lovely
{*} APPY SWEET
{_}""""{_} SMILE

<*>*GOOD*<*>

{""}\\ //{""}
{@} \\ // {@}
{@}ORNiNG{@}

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Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.
Paul Hogan

Cricket the world over, I don't think, will ever know how different things would be without Kerry Packer.
Tony Greig

Hitting a baseball well, as in cricket, is a very rare skill. One of most difficult things to do in the world to do, hitting a ball coming at you at ninety miles an hour with a round bat. Wonderful to watch.
Peter Tork

I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.
Ian Botham

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Kuch Iss Tarah Se Hum Tere Nazdek Aa Chuke
Khud KO Tere Wajood Ka Hissa Bana Chuke
AB To Hamare Dard KI Koi Dua Kero
Hum To Tumhe APna Mashia Bana Chuke

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Plz forward if u love pakistan...


Haath mein kangan pair mein payal aur maathay pe bindiya!

.

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.

.

O teri to WAAT Lagnay wali hay INDIA...

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Meri palkon Ka Ab "NEEND" Se Koi Talluq Nahi raha,..
*# Ay d0st/

Tm Kaisay Ho? isi Alam Mein Meri "RAAT" Guzar Jati Hai...
Good Night

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Yadon se apki hum pyar karte hain,

So jan B aap par nisaar karte hain,

Fursat miley to kuch likh bhejna,

Sirf ek aap k SMs ka hi intazar karte hain.

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"LIFE & TIME are the world's best TEACHERS,
LIFE teaches us the use of TIME
&
TIME teaches us the value of the LIFE"

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The Person who tries to keep everyone happy and always care for everyone is always the most lonely person..."

"Strange but its True..":-(

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Height of Tapaana:

Baccha taxi walay say:
Uncle Defence jao gay ?

Taxi wala: Haan beta zarur ja0nga,

Bacha:
Phir kab aao gay?
Hamain Gulshan jana hai ;) :p

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"Never feel bad if people remember you only in need,,,

Feel Privileged, that you come in their mind like a candle in the darkness of their life".

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"TAKABBUR"
Shetani Siffat Hai
Agar Tum Apne
"TAKABBUR" Ko TORNA Chahte Ho,
Tau Kisi Gharib
Aur Muflis Ko "SALAM" kiya Karo.

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Insan Mout Se Bachne Ki Koshish Karta Hy Jahannum Se Nhi
Halanke Koshish Karne Se Insan Jahannum Se Bach Sakta Hy Lekn Mout Se Nhi.

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Ay
Musalman
Kash!
Cricket se jitna lagao hy tjhy utna lagao deen se b hota!

Jitna afsos team k harny pr hota hy utna Nmaz chotny pe hota!

Match daikhny ki jitni tayari krta hy utni tayari Qabr k lye krta!

jitni mohbat khilari se krta hy utni apny Rub se krta

khilari ki toheen pe to ehtjaj krta hy

Nabi Karim ki shan me gustakhi pr b krta

fazool sms to send krta hy kash!
Islami msg b agey bhejta.

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I may not always contact u, But our distance makes me MISS U!

I may not always stay in touch, But i CARE for u very much!

I may not always stop to say hi, But i hope never to say Goodbye!

I may not prove to be the perfect FRIEND, But i hope the relation we share never reaches an END. InshaAllah.
To my besties.... Stay Blessd.=);-)

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\(',' )/


\(',' )/


\( ',')/


\( ',')/


\(',' )/


\( ',')/


\(',' )/


\( ',')/


Btao aisa kon krta hy?




Shahid afridi wicket lainay k baad;-)

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Jo mushkil say milay
wo hy
"khushi"

Jo kisi kisi ko milay
wo hy
"pyar"

jo sub ko milay
wo hy
"ghum"

Jo naseeb walo ko milay
wo hain

"HuM" :-)

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In Shaam Ki Udasiyon Se Pucho Hamaray DIL Ki Halat, , ,

Jab Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai To Andheray Aur Bhi Gehray Ho Jatay Hain...!!

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Aisa DOSTANA hai hamara,

Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer,

Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal,

Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool,

Mai APRIL tu….fool?

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" Khuwab main ho jaye Dedaar_ e_Mustufa Hasil",,,



"Mere ALLAH Mujhy Aisi koi Neeend Sula dAy.....

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"REHMT" K qtry brs rahy hy aj to Badal b khush hy

"ZAMEEN" ko dhoya ja rha hy akhir amad kis ki hy?
SALLE ALA NOOR E MUHAMMAD
(SARQAR KI Amad Marhaba)

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DUNYA KI ZENAT "4" CHEZEN HEIN.

1. MAA Or BAAP
2. NEK AULAD
3. NEK BIWI
4. DAANA DOST

AAKHRAT KI ZENAT "4" CHEZEN HEIN.

1. ILM
2. TAQWA
3. SADQA
4. HAQUQUL EBAD

JISM KI ZENAT "4" CHEZEN HEN

1. KAM KHANA
2. KAM SONA
3. KAM BOLNA
4. KAM HANSNA

DIL KI ZENAT "4" CHEZEN HEN

1. SABR
2. ZIKAR
3. SHUKUR
4. GHOR o FIKR

EMAN KI ZENAT "4" CHEZEN HEN

1. HAYA
2. PAKIZGI
3. SACHHAI
4. ADAL

*ALLAH PAK*
Hum Sbko in tamam zeenaton se arasta farmaye. (Ameen).

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Dctr pagal se: tum pagal q huay?
Pagal: main ne ek bewa se shadi ki

Uski Jawan beti se Mray bap Ne Shadi ki..

Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gya

Yoon meri wo Beti Mri Maa ban gaee

Un k ghar beti hui to wo meri bahn hui

Mgr Main uski Naani ka Shohar tha

Isliye Wo meri Nawasi B hui

Isi tarah mera Beta Apni Daadi ka

Bhai Ban gya or Mai apnay Betay ka Bhanja

Aur wo.!

Doctor: Uth Kuttay deya puttarra menu v pagal karna Ee...

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Tum Bhool Gya Koi Shikwa Nahi...
dost


Hum As Qabil Ty He Nahi k Yad Kare...koi

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Mit jaye gunahon ka tasawwur hi jahan se,!.


Agar ho ye yaqeen k koi humain dekh raha hai.,!

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Agr tum chahte ho k har larki tmhare paas aye or tum se baat kre or ulta tumhen paise B de
.
.
.
to
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
Girls college k bahir imlee becha kro

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Log kehte hain..!
.
"Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt achha guzarta hai.."
.
So.
.
Maine socha apko..
.
.
.
.
.
.

APNI yaad dila dun.

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Yahan to Yusuf or Sohail Tanveer bi world cup khailne nahi gya

FARAZ


Aur wo Pepse k Dhakan k mou wala kehta hai k world cup k liye mujhe bhi sath le chalo:-p

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Classic thinking...

Kabi Kisi Ko Bekaar Mat Samjho!

Ye Yaad Rakho,
k
Band Ghari Bhi Din Mei 2 Baar Bilkul Theek Time Batati Hai.

THINK ABOUT IT...

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Aulaad k naam
Waldain ka msg


"Jis din tum hamein borha dekho, sabar krna or hamein samajhne ki koshish krna

Jb hm apne ganday kapray badal na sakein to wo waqt yad krna jb hum tumhare ganday kapre badalwate thy

Jab hum koi baat bhul jaen to hm pr tanz na krna or apna bachpan yad krna

Jb hm borhay hokr chal na paen to hmara sahara bn'na or apna pehla qadam yad karna.

For all Sons & Daughters.

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Happy world nice person day

Ap ye sms us insaan ko karen jo apki nazar me sab se ziada nice ho

Mene apko kar
dia hy.





Ghalti say
Allah Maf Kare,

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Bohat MehDooD sa ik halqa-e- ehbab hy mera..!!



Faqat tanhaiya'n, ruswaiya'n, naadania'n or
"Main"..!

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WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha.

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Pathan: sir hum ne 1 aisa cheez bnaya ha jis se hum dewar k dosri taraf daikh sakta hai,

American : wow zabrdust kiya bnaya ha,

Pathan :
.

.

.

Sorakh..

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Girl: pandit ji mere 2 affair hai unme se kiske sath shadi hogi, wo khushnasib kaun hoga.

Pandit: Pehle wale se shadi hogi or dusra khushnaseeb hoga.

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Dhoni Biwi Say:
Mujay Chaaey To Dena.
Biwi Ne Plate Me Chaaey
Daal K Di,

Dhoni Ghussay Se Bola:
Cup Me Daal K Do.

Biwi: “CUP” To Tera Baap
“SHAHID AFRIDI” Ley Jaye
Ga Isi Me Peenay Ki Aadat Daal.

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Shakespeare said

"ONE" best book is equal to 100 Friends...

But

"ONE" Good friend is equal to a Library...

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"Hardwork is like stairs & luck is like lift..
Sometimes lift may fail but stairs will always take U at the top."

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" Urooj or zawaL zindagi ka hissa hain..
Q
K
" jab Aap urooj pr hotay hain, to Aap k doston ko pata chalta hai..
k
ap kon hain.

or
" jb Aap pr zawal hota hai to Aap ko pata chalta hai
k
Aap k DOST kon hain"..

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Jahaan Roti Mazdoor Ki Tankhwa se Mehngi Ho Jaye,

Wahan Do Cheezen Sasti Ho Jati Hain!!
"Aorat ki IZZAT"
"Mard ki GHERAT".

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Pehla Pathan: "Oye yaar! tu ek he msg do-do baar kyun bhejta hai?"

Dusra Pathan: "Oye! ek tu rakh liya kar, dusra forward kar diya kar!!".. :-D

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"Understanding is deeper than knowing ..!
There are many people who know us but very few who understand us.. :)

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India Ne Dhamki Di Hy k Agar PAKistan Final Me Poncha To Hm Usko India Me Khelne Nai Denge


Is Pr M.Q.M Walo Ka Elaan Ye Hai:








Final
"Kakri Ground"
Me Hoga.

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~*~Ho k Shrminda Gunaahon Se, Kabi Sar Jhuka To Sahi~*~

~*~Wo Karega Maaf Tujhe,Do AshK Baha To Sahi~*~

~*~Rhegi Chandni Qabar Me B Sath Tere~*~

~*~Tu Uski Yaad Ko Dil Se Zara Laga To Sahi~*~

~*~Na Rhega Tu Mohtaj Kabi Kisi Ka~*~

~*~Kiya Hai Jo KHUDA Se Eahed Wo Nibha To Sahi~*~

~*~Wo Hai GHAFOOR RAHEEM Sunta Hai DUA SabKi~*~

~*~Arey NADAAN Apne Haath Utha k Daman Phaila to sahi~*~...!

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Woh Shikwey Bhi mujhse karey tu usey Haq hai...

..::"DOST"::..

Mohabbat Bhi tu wo Mujhse Beshumar krta hai .........

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Uske chor jany k baad men t0u marny hi wala tha..



FARAZ..




K achank yad aya, uski c0usin bhi b0ht lush hy.


\(',')/ jaan me )( jaan agai / \

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Tandor ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,
.
Arz kiya hy!
.
.
.
Tandor ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,


or jis nmbr se bar bar mis cal aaye,wo kbhi bacchhi nhi hoti...

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Pathan was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone,

Security Guard:
Match is over. Now,Why r you stiLL here.?

Pathan:
I'm waiting
.
.
.
.

For the HIGHLIGHTS
....!

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Quraan Pak main Irshad e Rabaani hai "JHOOT BOLNE WALON PAR ALLAH KI LANAT
1st april ko jan boojh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kr khushi manayi jayegi yani ALLAH ki lanat pr b muslman khushi mnayga jtna hoske 1st april se pehly ye msg hr kisi ko send kre aur jhut bolne se muslmno ko bachae..

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Hum To Mit Jaian Gay Ae ARZ-e-Watan Lekin Tum Ko

Zinda Rehna Hy Qayamat ki Sehar Honay Tak

"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
Happy
"PAKISTAN DAY"

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Chand Chup Gya SuraJ Ki Roshni Aam HoGai

Munni,SheeLa
Veena K Bad
Ab

"W.INDIES ki bating
Badnam Hogai"
(',')>
<))>>
W.I Badnam Hua
Pakistan Tery Lye. . !

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GOOD NEWS
23 march
In All Pakistan.free
WARID 2 WARID free

JAZZ 2 JAZZ free

UFONE 2 UFONE free

TELENOR 2 TELENOR free

ZONG 2 ZONG
Free



Sirf

MIS CALL.

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Jo Azan ka jumla sun kr usy dohraye us k Nam-e-Amal ma 2 Lakh nekia'n likh di jati han.

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Hatt Jao

Raasta Do

PLEASE

PLZ…

SAMNEY SE HATTO…

.
.
India Cricket Team Ground main aa rahi hai…:-)
(\ /)
/¤¤) “^—-;”;
\,,/”( , ,

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Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain

Happy Pakistan Day

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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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Miss me
When u smell any rose
Miss me
When u taste any sweet
Miss me
When u look at the moon
But plz
“Dont Miss” me
when you raise your hands 4 prayer…

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Hum To Mit Jaian Gay Ae ARZ-e-Watan Lekin Tum Ko

Zinda Rehna Hy Qayamat ki Sehar Honay Tak

"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
Happy
"PAKISTAN DAY"

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Mery Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di

FARAZ

Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho Uska Baap Umpire
Nikla
(',') *No Ball* /) (---->_/ \_....
Happy season of cricket world cup 2011.
Cricket we love u.

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Newton: how to write 4 in between 5?

China: joke!

Japan: impossible!

USA: wrong question!

India: foolish question!

Uk: not interested!

Pakistan: F(IV)E

World shocked, we Rocked

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Kabhi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro,
Q K
Wo hr kisi K Pas Aik Hi Hota Hai,
bal k.
Haddi Tor Do,
Q K
Wo 206 Hoti Hain

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IAH AYAG AID ANAB FOOKAWEB OK PAA

.

.

.

.

Samjhe?

.

Nai?

.

Spelling end ki taraf se perho something speciall to u. . .

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Pathan ki shadi pe sb Pathan hi aaye hoe thy

Khana start hoa to ek Pathan ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayad ye b koi khany ki cheez hy !

Jesy hi wo khany laga


Us k sub dost ek awaz mn chillany lage



"Oye ye mat khana"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Bilkul Pheeka hy".

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A VerY nIcE smS fOr All ;
1=Agr ap kisi doctor k Paas nhi jana chahte to sura_FATIHA men hr Bimari ki shifa hy.

2=Agr apki Murad puri nhi hoti to rozana Sura_ YASEEN ki Tilawt kren.

3=Agr Rizq mn Brkt chahye to Rozana Sura_ WAQYA parhen.

4=Agr apko Qabr k Azaab ka dr hy to rozana rat ko Sura_MULK prhen
5=Agr Dunya k hr Jhagre se nijat hasil krni hy to QURAN Pak ki Tilawat ko apni Aadat bnain..
Duaon ka talabgar..

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If u learn to translate every event of your life into a positive one,you'll never be a prisoner of your past & become designer of your future...!

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1 larki ne Shadi k liye 1 Zaheen Larka Talash kia...
Lekin us Larkay ne Shadi se inkar ker dia...
.

.
Q...?

.


.

Q k wo Waqai Zaheen tha ...

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Hum kisi ki dosti k muntazar nai hain

".Faraz.".


Jo hamain chor kr jaye ga wo INSHALLAH riksha hi chlaye ga....... :



Oh v chingchi....;-)

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Har Safar Main Aapka Sath Hum Dengy,

Aapne Pyar ki Saughat Hum Dengy,

Girne Lage To Hath Hum Dengy,

Or

Na Bhi Gire To?

Peechy Se 1 laat Hum Denge..;-)

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Tanha Dekh k Mujhse Chand Ne Kaha:

Apke Chahne Walo Ne Apko Bhula Diya Hoga

Mene Muskura K Jawab Diya?


Wo Bewafa Nahi
Kanjus hai
Package khatam hogaya Hoga.

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Mujhe b apni duaon me shamil karlo

aye ''DOST''

Suna he buzurgon ki duaen bohat jald kabool hoti hain.

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Is message ko 7 logon ko frwd kren

Apko 7 mint me




KUCH B NAhi milega,
Ye sach hai mera YaQeen karen
Mujhe B kuch nahi mila
Siwaye


Apki is muskurahat k:-)

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Q: I LOVE U Kehne Ka Sb Se Behtr Din Kaunsa Hota Ha?




Guess?

Guess






Simple Yar!
1st April

Agr Bat Bn Gai To Cool...!

Wrna Keh Do

Baji April Fool.

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'There Are Some Unforgetable Days
In The History Of Any Nation…

23rd March 1940

Is Very Important Day
On Which
Quaid Gave A Plateform
To The Movement Of Pakistan
And This Is A
Milestone Of Pakistan’s History…

So,

HAPPY PAKISTAN DAY'

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1 Gulab Humesha Gulab Rehta Hai
Chahe Wo Gamle Men Rahe ya Ghazal Men

Usi Tarah Tum Humesha Mere dost Rahoge

Chahe Tum Zoo Men Raho Ya Mental Hospital Men:-)

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1 Gulab Humesha Gulab Rehta Hai
Chahe Wo Gamle Men Rahe ya Ghazal Men

Usi Tarah Tum Humesha Mere dost Rahoge

Chahe Tum Zoo Men Raho Ya Mental Hospital Men:-)

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Ye Dunya Ye Log Kiya Jaaaney Hamaare ZARF Ki Gehrai Ko

Hm Tou Unhe Bhi Dua Dete Hain Jo Hamare Naam Se Nafrat Krte Hain.

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'Duniya Main Khobsurat DIL Talash Karo Chehre Nahi'

'Q K Khubsurat Chehre To Bohot Hain Lekin Khubsurat DIL Bohot Kam Hain.'

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Ek boorhay ne jawan larki se shadi ki, kisi ne larki se pochha,

Aap ne in mein kya dekha?

Larki:
Ek to in ki


"INCOME"


Aur

doosray in k

"DIN KUM"

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" Don't Walk As If You r The King of The World
But
Walk As If You Don't Care Whoever is The King of The
World ! "

That's Attitude !

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1 Punjabi or Pathan ne Samandar k kinary Board deka jispar lika ta

DOBTY KO BACHANY WALY KO 500 ka INNAM

Punjabi
Mai chalaang lagata hu tum muje Bachana es tara 500 milingy hum Aada Aada kr lengy

Ye keh kar Punjabi ne challang lagadi

Patan Khamoshi se daikta rha tu Punjabi ne chila kar kaha

Muje Tairna nahi Aata Tum muje bachate Q nahi.?

Pathan: Tum ne board K Neche nahi parha

Neche lika tha
"LAASH NEKALNE WALY KO 2000 KA INNAM MILEGA.

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Pathan's wife:
"aaj hum ne special khana banaya hai jisko kha k aap khushi sy pagal hojaogy


Pathan:aisa kia pakaya hy ?

Wife:
"NASWAR Gosht"....;-)

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Meri her khata ko maaf kar dena ye soch kr
.
. "DOSTO"
.
.
K tum khud kon se haji ho:-)

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AAP aur PEPSI mein 3 cheezain same hain..

1. Sub ko pasand ho

2. Dono sweet ho

Aur

3. Dono mein damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hy:-)
Hahahahahaha:-

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Woh Umar bhar ka saath kiya de ge,







Jis ne PAckage hote howe bhe sms karna chor diye
("-'')bewafa<))>bewafa
_/|_ bewafa nikle hai tu :-):-)

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Taras Taras k Barastay hain
Meray Aansu Roz Is Waqt,,,


K Aaj Ek Or SoOraj Dhal gaya
Rab ki na'farmani Karty Karty.!!!

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If a Barber Makes a Mistake, Its a New Style..

If a Driver Makes a Mistake, It is An Accident..
If an Engineer Makes a Mistake, It is a New Venture..

If a Tailor Makes a Mistake, It is a New Fashion..

If a Teacher Makes a Mistake , It is a New Theory..

But
If A Student Makes A Mistake , It is A MISTAKE:P
How unfair!

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