Happy Qaid-e-Azam Birth Day
The only political leader who never went to jail. He is no other but our country's founder, Mr. Mohammad Ali Jinnah!!
Happy Qaid-e-Azam Birth Day
The only political leader who never went to jail. He is no other but our country's founder, Mr. Mohammad Ali Jinnah!!
Happy Qaid-e-Azam Birth Day
Mind Game
Solve any 6 questions.
Every question has 10 marks, pass marks 60.
CORRECT THE SPELLING.
Q.1 OKEYRWN
(a city)
Q.2 KASNLRIA
(a country)
Q.3 AECITHGN
(profession)
Q.4 DIKYEN
(body part)
Q.5 TOSLU
(flower)
Q.6 BAITRB
(animal)
Q.7 NOMETARLLEW
(fruite)
Q.8 nicepsh
(vegitable)
Q.9 NTISEN
(game)
Q.10 SHOALI
( name)
Boss nokar se: tum kisi kam se jaty ho to 2,3 ghanty tk wapis hi nahi aaty?
Naukar:
sir ap ne hi to kaha tha k bijli ki tarha jao
or bijli ki tarha aao.
Dil K Bazar Me Sab Se Gareeb Hoon
Khuwabon Ki Dunya Me Sab Se Badnaseeb Hoon
Tere Paas Mere Liye Waqt Nahi
oR Log Samajhte Hai K Main Tere Sab Se Kareeb Hoon
Bus main latak k any walo.
Light k baghair rehny walo.
Dehshat gardi bardasht karny walo.
Strike main ghar bethny walo.
Har cheez per Extra tax deny walo.
33.Rs ka petrol
70.Rs main kharedny walo.
Sailaab me dia howa saman Dobara market sy kharidny walo.
Sheher ki lights ka bill apnay ghar se deny walo.
Aik mulk main 2 eid mnanay walo.
Pepsi pe 5 rupay kam kar k pura mahina msg krny walo.
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Kia Haal Chaal hein???
Promises and Friends are like snow balls.
It's easy to make them but it's too difficult to keep them.
Anjam-e-wafa kya hai socha nhi krty
Momin kbi haalaat se soda nhi karty
Ye rasm sikhai hai HUSSAIN IBNE ALI ne
Sar sajde mey ho to teeron ki parwa nhi kerty.
Pocho Yazeed Se K Tera Raaj Kahan Hai?
Wo Khoon Se aaluda Tera Taaj Kahan Hai?
Zinda Hai HUSSAIN Ibn-e-ALI Zinda Rahega!
Lanat K Siwa Zikr Tera Aj Kahan Hai?
Today's sunset is the last sunset of this year & i pray that al ur wories set down wid the sunset& new beam of new year spread hapines in ur life...Amen!
HAPPY NEW YEAR !
Ek swal pochon naraz mat hona.)
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Pepsi wala swal nhi hy?
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Munni wala swal bhi nhi hy?
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Dadi Umer ko kyon awaz dey rhi thin? Jo umer keh rha tha dadi 1 minit :D
Pappu: Aaj din bht bura guzra,
Drwaza khola kundi hath mai,
Nul khola tooti hath mai,
Suitcase uthaya handle hath mai,
Ab dar raha hu susu kru k na kru.@
Bana lo usse apna jo tumhain chahta ho...
"""MOHSIN"""
khuda ki qasam bari mushkil se mila karte hain ye shidat se chahne wale...
Tum Mujhay
AL-Wida Nhi kehna
Tum Se Naata Hay Yun
Wafaon ka
Jaisy khushbu Se Hay Hawaon ka
Jaisay Honton Se Hai Duaon ka
Jaisay Rishta Hai Dhoop Chaon ka
Jaisay jismoon Se Aatmaoon ka
Saray Bandhan Na Tor k jana
Ab Tere Bin Mujy Nhi Rehna
Tum Mujhy
AL-Wida Nhi Khena.
"SWAL"
kuch b ho
"JAWAB"
aap hi ho
"RASTA"
koi b ho
"MANZIL"
aap hi ho
"DUKH"
kitna hi ho
"KHUSHI"
aap hi ho
"GUSA"
jitna b ho
Per "DOST"
aap hi ho..
Dosto aaj hum 1 Ajib-o-Garib Makhlok ka bare M Parhenge
Is Jandar ka Nam hai
GIRLFRIEND
G han
GIRLFRND
Ye aksar Boyfrnd k sath pai jati hai,
Inki pasndida Ghiza boyfrnd ka belance hai,
Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha Jata hai,
Is jandar ka sbsey khatarnak hathiyar RONA or emntionaly Blackmail karna hota hai,
Girlfrnd rakhne par Tenshion Nam ki bimari ho jati hai jo laa Ilaaj hai,
Moral : life is ache without a Bachi.
Pathan ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Lrki se kaha:
Aap ne pehchana Mujh ko?
Lrki:
nahi
pathan:
main wohi hun jisko aap ne parso bhi nhi Pehchana tha.!.
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Hùm Nèèñd K Shòqèéñ Tò Zyådå Nåhì Lèkìñ,
Tere Khåwåb Nå Dèkhåiñ Tò Gùzårå Nåhì Hòtå.....
Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi
Umar Beet Jati Hai sirf Is ka Ehsaas Samajhne Mein......?
Wo mera hai uska naam koi aur na le,
In bheegti ankhon ka jaam koi aur na le,
Kuch is liye b mene uska hath na chora,
Wo gir jaye to usey koi tham na le..
Tere yadon ki hifazat kaise karon....
Asie jan.
mera to apna bakra koi khol kar le gaya.
( ,")> oye dede yar
<( ) janwer buhat
\ \_ mehenga hai.
DoooooooooooR
Se
Dekha
tou
'Kitabain'
theen
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To Pas Jane ka to Sawal hi Paida Nahi hota ! ;-)
Memon Love story with Memon girl
Larki:
jab sub so jaein ge to me gali me sikka phenkoo gi tum foran andar aa jana,
Lekin Larka sikka phenk'ney k Aik ghante baad aaya,
Larki:
Itni late Q?
Larka:
Main sikka dhoond raha tha,
Larki:
Paagal Wo to Mene Dhaaga Baandh K Phenka Tha..:-)@
One of the best Lines in todays msgs....
"Zindagi Me Itni Galtiyan Na karo"
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"K"
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"Pencil Se Pehle Ruber Khatam Ho Jye" ...
"Milay" "Uljhanon"
"Se Fursat"
"To Zara Dil"
"Se Pooch Layna
"MOHSIN"
"Kia "DOST ka rishta"
"Yehi Hai"
"Sirf"
"Fursaton"
"Mai Yaad"
"Karna?"
Pathan ko Ladies Garments Shop main salesman ki nokri mili,
Aik LaRki aayi aur Kaha: Underwear dikhao.
Pathan
(sharmatay huay):
Baaji,
Aaj nahi pehna.
Baat"Sajdon"ki Nahi khaloos-e- Niyat ki hoti hai,
"IQBAL"
Aksar Log Khali hath Laut atay hain hr"Namaz"k baad !! Amal ka daromadar niyatoun per hai.
Ek Hi dar Pe sr ho to sjdon main skun milta hai,
bhtak jate hain wo log, jin k hzaron KHUDA hote Hain..
(ALLAMA IQBAL)
Yar Main tmhre ghar k bahir hon shayad bell thek nhi hai.plz Bahir aakr ghosht laylo
Aisa kah k kisi ko tang mat krna
A Simple But Interesting Quotation..: . . . Don't Trust Your Heart.. . . . Because Its Not On The Right Side...
Bazar wali Nazuk Si
Ofice wali Narm Narm
Muhally wali Patli Si
Hotel wali chikni Chkni
Ghar wali garam Grm
Wesy ap ko Kon si
Roti pasnd hai
Bachpan to sbka pyara hota hy
Mera bachpan b boht acha tha
Meri maa thi Bap tha
me bachpan se hi boht hasin thi jo b dekhta mri tarif krta
jb jawan hui t0 na jany Q Mjhe dosry shehr bhej dya gya dr asal shehr kia ye t0 bs ek bazar tha jo ata mri tarif krta mjhy hath lgata 0r chala jata phr na jany me ktny logon k hathon farokht hue ab phr ek bazar me ho jahan hr koi ata hy mre husn ki tarif krta hy mre badan ko chuta hy 0r agy barh jata hy
Na jany mjhy kb mera haqiqi khridar milega 0r me uski ho jaongi.
AJ Rat dekhye
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Ek(Cow)
Ka khasusi interview
CameraMan Papu k Sath
Maweshi Mandi Karachi@
A Good message for a Good person from a Good friend for Good Reason at a Good time on a Good Night in a Good mood to say...
GØØD NIGHT....
Kaise Mijaz Shrif hyn?
Khaksar k dil-e-motahariq-o-dimagh-e- muntasher me ye khadsha-o- andesha mubtala-o-moqaid-e-tajasus hai k kahin dost-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjida-o-sanjida se khafa-o-naraz to nai k arsa-e-daraz se yar-e- fatir-ul-aqal ne banda-e-hakeer-o-faqeer ko koi sms nai kia.
Ye taghaful-e-dil -e-dost hai ya balance ki tehqeer-o-takhfif ki badolat is laparwahi-o-lata'aluqi ka salook-e-pur shikwa barta ja rha hai?
Such Kahon To Mujh Ko Ye Unwaan Bura Lagta Hai Zulm Sehta Hua Insaan Bura Lagta Hai Kis Qadar Ho Gayi Masroof Ye Duniya Apni Ek Din Thehray To Mehmaan Bura Lagta Hai Un Ki Khidmat To Bohat Duur, Bahu Beton Ko Boorhay Maa Baap Ka Farmaan Bura Lagta Hai Mere ALLAH Meri Naslon Ko Zillat Se Nikaal Haath Phailate Hoay Musalman Bura Lagta Hai
1 pathan murdey k leya kafan lene gya,shop waley ne usey kafan diya,Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shop wala pagal hogya
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Pathn:Is mein Or Colors Dikhao..
Technologies' Impact
A Dad's Email
hi son, how r u
Ur mom n i m fi9
V mis u alot
So please turn off ur facebook n come downstairs 4 breakfast.;-)
Angrez Pthan se bola:
Hamare USA mein 80% shadiyan E.mail se hoti hen
Pthan: Kamal he
Humare PAKISTAN me to 100%Shadiyan Female se hoti hain...
Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi
Umar Beet Jati Hai sirf Is ka Ehsaas Samajhne Mein......?
Jo bhi bura bhala hai allah janta hai
bande ke dil mein kya hai allah janta hai
yeh farsh-o-arsh kya hai allah janta hai
pardon mein kya chhupa hai allah janta hai
jaakar jahaan se koi wapas nahin hai aata
woh kaunsi jagah hai allah janta hai
neki-badi ko apni kitna hi tu chupaye
allah ko sab pata hai allah janta hai
yeh dhoop chaon dekho yeh subah-o-shaam dekho
sab kyon yeh ho raha hai allah janta hai
kismat ke naam ko to sab jante hain lekin
kismat mein kya likha hai allah janta hai
Aap aur PEPSI mein 3 cheezain same hain.
1. Sab ko pasand hai
2. Dono sweet ho
Or
3. Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai...
Teacher:
'3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k.
Enginering parh kar bhi medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D
Miss:shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon?
Miss:very good.bato.
Bablo: mis collage k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D
Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt.tm sahi bto gy.
Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy
Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tk hy
Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nhi gai
Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka sawaad ab tk hai
Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K.!
Lehjy Barf ho jayen to Pighla Nhi krty
Parindy Darr k urr jayen to lota Nhi krty,
Usy Main ne hi Likha tha
Yaqeen uth Jaye to Shayad Kabi Wapis Nhi aata
Hawaon ka koi Tufan Kabi Barish Nhi Lata
Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K
Sheesha 1 Bar TOOT Jaye to Kabi JURR Nhi Pata.
Wabasta Jin se UMEEDEN hon WO Badal Jayen
To!
JIYA NHI JATA.
Door Hai Manzil Karib Hai Kinara
Kyo Nhai Aya Sms Tumara
Bhol Gaey Number Ya Nam Hamara
Ya Mil Gia Koi Hum Se Bhi Pyara.
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'+.Good'NIGHT+'
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Hùm Nèèñd K Shòqèéñ Tò Zyådå Nåhì Lèkìñ,
Tere Khåwåb Nå Dèkhåiñ Tò Gùzårå Nåhì Hòtå.....
¤GOOD NIGHT¤
Shukar ada karo uss KHUDA ka,
Jis ne mujhe dunya main bhej dia!
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