Happy Qaid-e-Azam Birth Day

On Saturday, December 25, 2010 0 comments

The only political leader who never went to jail. He is no other but our country's founder, Mr. Mohammad Ali Jinnah!!
Happy Qaid-e-Azam Birth Day

Mind Game

On Sunday, December 19, 2010 0 comments

Mind Game
Solve any 6 questions.

Every question has 10 marks, pass marks 60.

CORRECT THE SPELLING.

Q.1 OKEYRWN
(a city)

Q.2 KASNLRIA
(a country)

Q.3 AECITHGN
(profession)

Q.4 DIKYEN
(body part)

Q.5 TOSLU
(flower)

Q.6 BAITRB
(animal)

Q.7 NOMETARLLEW
(fruite)

Q.8 nicepsh
(vegitable)

Q.9 NTISEN
(game)


Q.10 SHOALI
( name)

Boss nokar se

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Boss nokar se: tum kisi kam se jaty ho to 2,3 ghanty tk wapis hi nahi aaty?
Naukar:
sir ap ne hi to kaha tha k bijli ki tarha jao
or bijli ki tarha aao.

Dil K Bazar Me Sab Se Gareeb Hoon

On Saturday, December 18, 2010 0 comments

Dil K Bazar Me Sab Se Gareeb Hoon

Khuwabon Ki Dunya Me Sab Se Badnaseeb Hoon

Tere Paas Mere Liye Waqt Nahi

oR Log Samajhte Hai K Main Tere Sab Se Kareeb Hoon

Bus main latak k any walo

On Friday, December 17, 2010 0 comments

Bus main latak k any walo.
Light k baghair rehny walo.
Dehshat gardi bardasht karny walo.
Strike main ghar bethny walo.
Har cheez per Extra tax deny walo.
33.Rs ka petrol
70.Rs main kharedny walo.
Sailaab me dia howa saman Dobara market sy kharidny walo.
Sheher ki lights ka bill apnay ghar se deny walo.
Aik mulk main 2 eid mnanay walo.
Pepsi pe 5 rupay kam kar k pura mahina msg krny walo.
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Kia Haal Chaal hein???

Promises and Friends are like snow balls

On Thursday, December 16, 2010 0 comments

Promises and Friends are like snow balls.
It's easy to make them but it's too difficult to keep them.

Ye rasm sikhai hai HUSSAIN IBNE ALI ne

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Anjam-e-wafa kya hai socha nhi krty

Momin kbi haalaat se soda nhi karty

Ye rasm sikhai hai HUSSAIN IBNE ALI ne

Sar sajde mey ho to teeron ki parwa nhi kerty.

Pocho Yazeed Se K Tera Raaj Kahan Hai

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Pocho Yazeed Se K Tera Raaj Kahan Hai?

Wo Khoon Se aaluda Tera Taaj Kahan Hai?

Zinda Hai HUSSAIN Ibn-e-ALI Zinda Rahega!

Lanat K Siwa Zikr Tera Aj Kahan Hai?

Today's sunset is the last sunset of this year

On Wednesday, December 15, 2010 0 comments

Today's sunset is the last sunset of this year & i pray that al ur wories set down wid the sunset& new beam of new year spread hapines in ur life...Amen!
HAPPY NEW YEAR !

Ek swal pochon naraz mat hona

On Saturday, December 4, 2010 0 comments

Ek swal pochon naraz mat hona.)
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Pepsi wala swal nhi hy?
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Munni wala swal bhi nhi hy?
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Dadi Umer ko kyon awaz dey rhi thin? Jo umer keh rha tha dadi 1 minit :D

Pappu: Aaj din bht bura guzra

On Thursday, December 2, 2010 0 comments

Pappu: Aaj din bht bura guzra,
Drwaza khola kundi hath mai,
Nul khola tooti hath mai,
Suitcase uthaya handle hath mai,
Ab dar raha hu susu kru k na kru.@

Bana lo usse apna jo tumhain chahta ho...

On Wednesday, December 1, 2010 0 comments

Bana lo usse apna jo tumhain chahta ho...

"""MOHSIN"""

khuda ki qasam bari mushkil se mila karte hain ye shidat se chahne wale...

Tum Mujhay AL-Wida Nhi kehna

On Monday, November 29, 2010 0 comments

Tum Mujhay
AL-Wida Nhi kehna
Tum Se Naata Hay Yun
Wafaon ka
Jaisy khushbu Se Hay Hawaon ka
Jaisay Honton Se Hai Duaon ka
Jaisay Rishta Hai Dhoop Chaon ka
Jaisay jismoon Se Aatmaoon ka
Saray Bandhan Na Tor k jana
Ab Tere Bin Mujy Nhi Rehna
Tum Mujhy
AL-Wida Nhi Khena.

SWAL kuch b ho JAWAB

On Sunday, November 28, 2010 0 comments

"SWAL"
kuch b ho
"JAWAB"
aap hi ho
"RASTA"
koi b ho
"MANZIL"
aap hi ho
"DUKH"
kitna hi ho
"KHUSHI"
aap hi ho
"GUSA"
jitna b ho
Per "DOST"
aap hi ho..

GIRLFRIEND

On Saturday, November 27, 2010 0 comments

Dosto aaj hum 1 Ajib-o-Garib Makhlok ka bare M Parhenge
Is Jandar ka Nam hai
GIRLFRIEND
G han
GIRLFRND
Ye aksar Boyfrnd k sath pai jati hai,
Inki pasndida Ghiza boyfrnd ka belance hai,
Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha Jata hai,
Is jandar ka sbsey khatarnak hathiyar RONA or emntionaly Blackmail karna hota hai,
Girlfrnd rakhne par Tenshion Nam ki bimari ho jati hai jo laa Ilaaj hai,
Moral : life is ache without a Bachi.

Pathan ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Lrki se kaha

On Friday, November 26, 2010 0 comments

Pathan ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Lrki se kaha:
Aap ne pehchana Mujh ko?
Lrki:
nahi
pathan:
main wohi hun jisko aap ne parso bhi nhi Pehchana tha.!.

Hùm Nèèñd K Shòqèéñ Tò Zyådå Nåhì Lèkìñ

On Thursday, November 25, 2010 0 comments

.+""+.+""+.+""'+.
'+.Good'NIGHT+'
"+.+""'+.+"
Hùm Nèèñd K Shòqèéñ Tò Zyådå Nåhì Lèkìñ,

Tere Khåwåb Nå Dèkhåiñ Tò Gùzårå Nåhì Hòtå.....

Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi

On Wednesday, November 24, 2010 0 comments

Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi
Umar Beet Jati Hai sirf Is ka Ehsaas Samajhne Mein......?

Wo mera hai uska naam koi aur na le

On Tuesday, November 23, 2010 0 comments

Wo mera hai uska naam koi aur na le,

In bheegti ankhon ka jaam koi aur na le,

Kuch is liye b mene uska hath na chora,

Wo gir jaye to usey koi tham na le..

Tere yadon ki hifazat kaise karon....

On Monday, November 22, 2010 0 comments

Tere yadon ki hifazat kaise karon....
Asie jan.
mera to apna bakra koi khol kar le gaya.
( ,")> oye dede yar
<( ) janwer buhat
\ \_ mehenga hai.

DoooooooooooR Se Dekha tou

On Sunday, November 21, 2010 0 comments

DoooooooooooR
Se
Dekha
tou
'Kitabain'
theen
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To Pas Jane ka to Sawal hi Paida Nahi hota ! ;-)

Allah Ta'ala Farmata hai..

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Allah Ta'ala
Farmata hai..
Aiy Bande jo
Hua..
Woh acha
Hua..
Jo ho raha
Hai..
Acha ho raha
Hai..
Jo hoga woh bhi
Acha hoga..
Tera kia gya jo
Tu rota hai.
Tu kia laya tha jo
Tu ne kho diya.
Jo liya yahein se Liya.
Jo diya yahein pr Diya.
Jo aaj tera hai
Pehle kisi aur ka Tha.
Aur kal kisi aur
Ka hoga.
Tabdeeli Kainat
Ka Mamool hai"
Bs tu wo jama kar Jo tu sath le jany wala hai.

Memon Love story with Memon girl

On Saturday, November 20, 2010 0 comments

Memon Love story with Memon girl
Larki:
jab sub so jaein ge to me gali me sikka phenkoo gi tum foran andar aa jana,
Lekin Larka sikka phenk'ney k Aik ghante baad aaya,
Larki:
Itni late Q?
Larka:
Main sikka dhoond raha tha,
Larki:
Paagal Wo to Mene Dhaaga Baandh K Phenka Tha..:-)@

One of the best Lines in todays msgs....

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One of the best Lines in todays msgs....
"Zindagi Me Itni Galtiyan Na karo"
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"K"
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"Pencil Se Pehle Ruber Khatam Ho Jye" ...

Milay Uljhanon Se Fursat

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"Milay" "Uljhanon"
"Se Fursat"
"To Zara Dil"
"Se Pooch Layna
"MOHSIN"
"Kia "DOST ka rishta"
"Yehi Hai"
"Sirf"
"Fursaton"
"Mai Yaad"
"Karna?"

Pathan Ladies Garments Shop main

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Pathan ko Ladies Garments Shop main salesman ki nokri mili,
Aik LaRki aayi aur Kaha: Underwear dikhao.
Pathan
(sharmatay huay):
Baaji,
Aaj nahi pehna.

Baat"Sajdon"ki Nahi khaloos-e- Niyat ki hoti hai

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Baat"Sajdon"ki Nahi khaloos-e- Niyat ki hoti hai,


"IQBAL"


Aksar Log Khali hath Laut atay hain hr"Namaz"k baad !! Amal ka daromadar niyatoun per hai.

Ek Hi dar Pe sr ho to sjdon main skun milta haI

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Ek Hi dar Pe sr ho to sjdon main skun milta hai,
bhtak jate hain wo log, jin k hzaron KHUDA hote Hain..
(ALLAMA IQBAL)

Yar Main tmhre ghar k bahir hon

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Yar Main tmhre ghar k bahir hon shayad bell thek nhi hai.plz Bahir aakr ghosht laylo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Aisa kah k kisi ko tang mat krna

A Simple But Interesting Quotation

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A Simple But Interesting Quotation..: . . . Don't Trust Your Heart.. . . . Because Its Not On The Right Side...

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe

On Wednesday, November 10, 2010 0 comments

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe
phir ruthe to jag chute
agr phir ruthe to dil tute
or agar phir bhi ruthe to utar chappal mar saale ko jab tak chappl na tute.

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge

On Monday, November 8, 2010 0 comments

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge ?
Aap/papa/mom/behan aur mai.
Dadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.
Bacha: Phir Behan ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.
Dadi Pyaar se: Nahi jab tumhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege.
Bacha: Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 hojayege
Dadi: haram khor soja chup kr k.@

Kon Bane Ga Crorepati

On Sunday, November 7, 2010 0 comments

Kon Bane Ga Crorepati?
Pathan:main banonga
Q: whats ur father name?
Pathan: plz option ?
A.basheer
B.changez
C.feroz
D.sultan
Pathan:life line 50/50
A.basheer
C.feroz
Pathan:audience vote
75%basheer
25%feroz
Pathan:My last life line phone a Friend
Kisko call krenge?
Pathan:
Apne baap Gul khan ko

Gulistan-e-johar me kuch dair pahle

On Saturday, November 6, 2010 0 comments

Gulistan-e-johar me kuch dair pahle operation shuru ho chuka ha. Aap logon €e iltija ha,plz dua kijiye,
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KHUDA jane ab kia ho ga?
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Lrka ya Larki ;-)

Meri Mushkil Ko koi Na Aasaan Kr Ska

On Friday, November 5, 2010 0 comments

Meri Mushkil Ko koi Na Aasaan Kr Ska 
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,."IQBAL".
....
.Jb B Kaam Aaya Mera
"Parvardigar" kaam Aaya.

Successful People always have two things

On Thursday, November 4, 2010 0 comments

Successful People always have two things on their lips,
Silence
&
Smile.
Smile to solve the problems.
&
Silence to avoid the problems...

Dard Uthta hy mager Aah nhi krty

On Wednesday, November 3, 2010 0 comments

Dard Uthta hy mager Aah nhi krty
Kon Kehta hy k hum wafa nhi krty
Aakhir Q nhi badalti taqdir meri
kya mere Dost merey haq me Dua nhi krte

Question: Dunya ka sab se bara jaadu kahan hota hai

On Tuesday, November 2, 2010 0 comments

Question: Dunya ka sab se bara jaadu kahan hota hai..?
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Beauty parlor main :
Andar jata koi hai, bahar ata koi hai...:-

Chrsi Qbristan Me Chras P Rha Ta

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Chrsi Qbristan Me Chras P Rha Ta Polic i To usny Chras Chupa Di.
"Police"
Kya Kr Rhy Ho?
"Chrsi" Abu K Liy Dua kr rha hon
Police"
Ye To Kisi Bachay Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi
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Abu Bachpan Me hi foat ho gye they.

We spend our days waiting for the ideal Path

On Monday, November 1, 2010 0 comments

We spend our days waiting for the ideal Path to appear in front of us,
But we forget that,
Paths are made by walking
not by waiting...

Karachi oR tujh Me Zyada Fark Nahi dost

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Karachi oR tujh Me Zyada Fark Nahi dost
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Fark Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote, oR tujh Se Bachi.

1 Admi ki shadi Mobile compny me kam krne wali Larki se hui

On Saturday, October 30, 2010 0 comments

1 Admi ki shadi Mobile compny me kam krne wali Larki se hui"
Shohar Ghungat uthane lga to Boli. 
braye Mehrbani is Menu se intikhab kijiye"
Bed pr bithane k liye 1 dabaye
Ghungat uthane k liye 2 dabaye
Batein krne k liye 3 dabaye 
Soney k liye 4 dabaye
Shohar"
Ab ye bi bta do papa baney k liye kya dabau
Bivi boli system is nmbr ki shanakht ni kr raha
Braye mehrbani Mazid malomaat k liye mari ami sy rabta kren
Mujse Shadi krne ka Shukria.

Tum roth Jao Humse To ek Kaam Kr Dana

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Tum roth Jao Humse To ek Kaam Kr Dana
Kuch Pal Apne Hmare Naam Kr Dana!
Agr Aa Jaye Mout Hamen Tere Aane Se Pehle,
To Aa Kr Mere Janaze Ka Ehtaram Kr Jana!
Na Rona Is Qadar Ke Takleef Ho Hamen,
Mout Ko B Mazak Smj Kr Anjaan Ban Jana!
Me ek Din So Jaonga Sada Ke Liye,
Phir Muje Bewafa Keh Ke Badnam Kr Jana

Bazar wali Nazuk Si

On Friday, October 29, 2010 0 comments

Bazar wali Nazuk Si

Ofice wali Narm Narm

Muhally wali Patli Si

Hotel wali chikni Chkni

Ghar wali garam Grm

Wesy ap ko Kon si






Roti pasnd hai

Bachpan to sbka pyara hota hy

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Bachpan to sbka pyara hota hy

Mera bachpan b boht acha tha

Meri maa thi Bap tha

me bachpan se hi boht hasin thi jo b dekhta mri tarif krta

jb jawan hui t0 na jany Q Mjhe dosry shehr bhej dya gya dr asal shehr kia ye t0 bs ek bazar tha jo ata mri tarif krta mjhy hath lgata 0r chala jata phr na jany me ktny logon k hathon farokht hue ab phr ek bazar me ho jahan hr koi ata hy mre husn ki tarif krta hy mre badan ko chuta hy 0r agy barh jata hy

Na jany mjhy kb mera haqiqi khridar milega 0r me uski ho jaongi.

 

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Ek(Cow)

Ka khasusi interview

 

CameraMan Papu k Sath

Maweshi Mandi Karachi@

2020 Main Is Tarah Hoga

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2020 Main Is Tarah Hoga:
Larki Larke
Ko Dekh
Kar Kahegi,
0ye Dekh Yaar
Kya Pappu
Bacha Ja
Raha Hay,
2nd Girl;"Chal Iska Number
Leti Hun,
Girls;"0ye Murghay
Tera Number
Kya Hay?
Larka Sharmate
Howy Kahega;-)
Aap K Ghar
Mein BAAP, BHAI
Nahi Hain
KYA??
Larki;"Baap Bhai
Hain,
Par Tu Nhi
Hay Chiknayyy..

Main ab bhi waisi hoon

On Thursday, October 28, 2010 0 comments

Main ab bhi waisi hoon
wohi muntzir Aankhen,
wohi beqrar lehja,
wohi madham saansen,
Main ab bhi waisi hoon
wohi raahon me beth kar KISI Ka intzaar krna,
wohi KISI ko dekhne ki khaatir,
Apna saara din bekaar krna,
wohi KISI ki srgoshiyon ko ghor se sun'na,
wohi apni raaton me KISI k khwab bun'na,
wohi apni baaton me kISI ka zikr krna,
wohi KISI K liye din, Raat fikr krna,
Main ab bhi waisi hoon

Muni nahane gai

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Muni nahane gai
kapre utare
darwaza baja
boli=KAUN?
Jawb aya=POSTMAN
Kapre pehen k letter lia
phir nahane gai kapre utarey
darwaza bja
boli=KAUN?
Jawab aya=DHOBI
Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,
Phir nahane gai
kapre utare
darwza bja
phir boli=KON?
Jwab aya=shabeer
parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hy
muni ne socha kya farq prta ha kapre nhi pehnti
aise he chali gai
darwza khola
shabeer ne mithai di
muni=kis khushi me
shabeer=mri Aankhain theek ho gai hain
or is tarha muni badnam hoi.......
Ab pata chala k munni q badnam howe Is leye kehta tha k koi dekhy na dekhy shabeer to dekhyga.. 
ExpREsS nEW$

Ap logo se munni ka sawal

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Ap logo se munni ka sawal, jo munni tarap tarap k ap se pochti he?
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MAA KA LAADLA BHi TO BIGRA THA ???

Munni kon hai

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FBI officer:Sir,dunia ka kona kona dekh liya lkin OSAMA ka kahi pata nhi chala
0BAMA:Goli maro OSAMA ko,
Pata karo k ye
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Munni kon hai?

Girl: Kon Ho Tum

On Wednesday, October 27, 2010 0 comments

Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kia
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kia
Boy: Poja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kia
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kia
Boy: Doste Tumhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Boy: Pehle Bhonk deti MANHOOS MARI.

Pathan Ki Wife: Humari Beti 2O Saal Ki Hogayi Hai

On Tuesday, October 26, 2010 0 comments

Pathan Ki Wife: Humari Beti 2O Saal Ki Hogayi Hai Tum Jao Or 26 Saal Ka Larka Dhondo Or 26 Ka Hi Hona Chahiye,
Pathan:
Agar 26 Ka Na Mila To 13 13 K 2 Le aon

Hmaray to khuwab us din hi chur chur hogay

On Monday, October 25, 2010 0 comments

Hmaray to khuwab us din hi chur chur hogay
"FARAZ"
Jab pehli bar wo ghar i to 
ami boli....
Jao beta baji k lye pepsi le aao...

Hujoom-e-Dunia se jab kabhi fursat miley

On Sunday, October 24, 2010 0 comments

"Hujoom-e-Dunia" se jab "kabhi" fursat "miley" "Mohsin"!
Agr samjho "munasib" to "humein" bhi "yaad" kr "lena".

Boy Follow A Girl...

On Saturday, October 23, 2010 0 comments

Boy Follow A Girl...
Girl: "Tum Mera Peecha Mat Karo Meri Ammi Tumhare Peechay Hein"
Boy: "Tum Fikar Na Karo Mere Abbu Un K Peechay Hein.

Larki jb saray kapray utar daiti hy to kia hota hai

On Friday, October 22, 2010 0 comments

Larki jb saray kapray utar daiti hy to kia hota hai?
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Taar khali ho jati hy,
Hahahaha.....?

A Good message for a Good person

On Thursday, October 21, 2010 0 comments

A Good message for a Good person from a Good friend for Good Reason at a Good time on a Good Night in a Good mood to say... 

GØØD NIGHT....

Larke larkyo se ziyada naik hen

On Wednesday, October 20, 2010 0 comments

[NEWS ALERT]
Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hui hy k larke larkyo se ziyada naik hen,
Report k mutabek jb koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta he to us ki zuban se foran ye lfz ada hote hen,
(MASHAALLAH)
(SUBHANALLAH)
kitni pyari larki hy,
Jb k koi larki jb kisi larke ko dekhti hy to kehti hy,
"Kamina
Jb dekho ghorta rhta hy"
Isi liye larko ko ziyada naik karar de diya gya he.
[EXPRESS NEWS]
"Hr larki par nazar"

Kaise Mijaz Shrif hyn

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Kaise Mijaz Shrif hyn?

Khaksar k dil-e-motahariq-o-dimagh-e- muntasher me ye khadsha-o- andesha mubtala-o-moqaid-e-tajasus hai k kahin dost-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjida-o-sanjida se khafa-o-naraz to nai k arsa-e-daraz se yar-e- fatir-ul-aqal ne banda-e-hakeer-o-faqeer ko koi sms nai kia.

Ye taghaful-e-dil -e-dost hai ya balance ki tehqeer-o-takhfif ki badolat is laparwahi-o-lata'aluqi ka salook-e-pur shikwa barta ja rha hai?

Such Kahon To Mujh Ko Ye Unwaan Bura Lagta Hai

On Monday, October 18, 2010 0 comments

Such Kahon To Mujh Ko Ye Unwaan Bura Lagta Hai

Zulm Sehta Hua Insaan Bura Lagta Hai

Kis Qadar Ho Gayi Masroof Ye Duniya Apni

Ek Din Thehray To Mehmaan Bura Lagta Hai

Un Ki Khidmat To Bohat Duur, Bahu Beton Ko

Boorhay Maa Baap Ka Farmaan Bura Lagta Hai

Mere ALLAH Meri Naslon Ko Zillat Se Nikaal

Haath Phailate Hoay Musalman Bura Lagta Hai

Wife:Mere khyal me hmari beti ko ksi se Pyar ho gya hy

On Sunday, October 17, 2010 0 comments

Wife:Mere khyal me hmari beti ko ksi se Pyar ho gya hy
Husband:Tum ko kese pata chala?
Wife:Kyun K WO kafi dino se Ezi load k paise nhi mang rahi

Pata"hai

On Saturday, October 16, 2010 0 comments

Pata"hai
Jab"Aap
Ghar"se
Nikalte"ho"to
Larkiyan
Aapko
Hasrt"se
Dekhti"hain
Aahain
Bharti"hain
Or
Sochti"hain


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Hamara"B
Esa"Bhai"hota.

1 pathan murdey k leya kafan lene gya

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1 pathan murdey k leya kafan lene gya,shop waley ne usey kafan diya,Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shop wala pagal hogya


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Pathn:Is mein Or Colors Dikhao..

Technologies' Impact

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Technologies' Impact

 

 

A Dad's Email

hi son, how r u

Ur mom n i m fi9

V mis u alot

 

 

 

 

So please turn off ur facebook n come downstairs 4 breakfast.;-)

Yahan Hr Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hi Maqsad Hai

On Monday, October 11, 2010 0 comments

Yahan Hr Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hi Maqsad Hai "J A A A A A A N"
Khud Bhale Bewafa Hoon Lekin Talash Wafa Ki Karte Hain...

Rishtay Nibhana humein b sika do zara

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Rishtay Nibhana humein b sika do zara
Dil k kone men humen b jaga do zara
Hum apko yaad hain ya nahi
Ek Zabardast sa sMs kar k bata do zara.

Angrez Pthan se bola

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Angrez Pthan se bola:

Hamare USA mein 80% shadiyan E.mail se hoti hen

Pthan: Kamal he

Humare PAKISTAN me to 100%Shadiyan Female se hoti hain...

Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi

On Wednesday, October 6, 2010 0 comments

Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi


Umar Beet Jati Hai sirf Is ka Ehsaas Samajhne Mein......?

Yeh zruri nhi k aag se jal jaye insan

On Monday, October 4, 2010 0 comments

Yeh zruri nhi k aag se jal jaye insan
...
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...
...
...
Kuch log mere style se bhi jal jate hain
ll
ll\('.')
ll ....(}
ll <; L
Hmmmmmm.....!!!

Jo bhi bura bhala hai allah janta hai

On Sunday, October 3, 2010 0 comments

Jo bhi bura bhala hai allah janta hai

bande ke dil mein kya hai allah janta hai

yeh farsh-o-arsh kya hai allah janta hai

pardon mein kya chhupa hai allah janta hai

jaakar jahaan se koi wapas nahin hai aata

woh kaunsi jagah hai allah janta hai

neki-badi ko apni kitna hi tu chupaye

allah ko sab pata hai allah janta hai

yeh dhoop chaon dekho yeh subah-o-shaam dekho

sab kyon yeh ho raha hai allah janta hai

kismat ke naam ko to sab jante hain lekin

kismat mein kya likha hai allah janta hai

Aap aur PEPSI mein 3 cheezain same hain

On Saturday, October 2, 2010 0 comments

Aap aur PEPSI mein 3 cheezain same hain.

1. Sab ko pasand hai

2. Dono sweet ho

Or

3. Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai...

3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila

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Teacher:


'3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi k.


Enginering parh kar bhi medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss:shut up,& get out.

Bublo:mis me btaon?

Miss:very good.bato.

Bablo: mis collage k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.

Shamo:mis me btaon?

Miss:i think u r brilint studnt.tm sahi bto gy.

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-

Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy

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Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy


Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tk hy


Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nhi gai


Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka sawaad ab tk hai

Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K

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Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K.!

Lehjy Barf ho jayen to Pighla Nhi krty
Parindy Darr k urr jayen to lota Nhi krty,

Usy Main ne hi Likha tha

Yaqeen uth Jaye to Shayad Kabi Wapis Nhi aata
Hawaon ka koi Tufan Kabi Barish Nhi Lata

Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K

Sheesha 1 Bar TOOT Jaye to Kabi JURR Nhi Pata.

Wabasta Jin se UMEEDEN hon WO Badal Jayen

To!

JIYA NHI JATA.

Door Hai Manzil Karib Hai Kinara

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Door Hai Manzil Karib Hai Kinara


Kyo Nhai Aya Sms Tumara


Bhol Gaey Number Ya Nam Hamara


Ya Mil Gia Koi Hum Se Bhi Pyara.

Pyar karo krishna ki tarha

On Thursday, September 30, 2010 0 comments

Pyar karo krishna ki tarha
 
Shaadiyan karo Ambr ki tarha
 
Lambi umar ho Baa ki tarha
 
Rote raho Sadhana n Akshara ki tarha
 
Sab ko hansao Gattu ki tarha
 
Har janam main aao Anurag ki tarha
 
Qismat se laro Dhani ki tarha
 
Shak karo Naitik ki tarha
or
 
or
 
or
 
Or kiya
Tv band karo or insan bano meri tarha.

Apne ghar walo ko chordia

On Wednesday, September 29, 2010 0 comments

Boy!
Apne ghar walo ko chordia tre lye,sb se rishta tor dia tre lye, tune aj tk kia kya mre lye. .
 
Larki!
Munni budnam hui darling tre lye. . ;-p

Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha

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Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha,
K.!
 
Lehjy Barf ho jayen to Pighla Nhi krty
 
Parindy Darr k urr jayen to lota Nhi krty,
 
Usy Main ne hi Likha tha
 
Yaqeen uth Jaye to
Shayad
Kabi Wapis Nhi aata
 
Hawaon ka koi Tufan
Kabi Barish Nhi Lata
 
Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha
K
Sheesha 1 Bar TOOT Jaye to
 
Kabi JURR Nhi Pata.
 
Wabasta Jin se UMEEDEN hon
 
WO Badal Jayen
 
To!
 
JIYA NHI JATA.

PATHAN new Car laya

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PATHAN new Car laya.dost bola:yara is par kuch aesa likhwa k pata chale ye pathan ka gari ha.
Pathan ne charo gates pe likhwa dia
DARWAZA BAHAR KI TARAF KHOLEN.

Teri NAFRAT mein wo DAM nahi

On Tuesday, September 28, 2010 0 comments

Teri NAFRAT mein wo DAM nahi
jo meri dosti ko mita dey
Meri dosti ka samundar
Teri soch se bhi gehra hai..
I am missing u.

(Alag Baat Hai)

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(Alag Baat Hai)
 
 
 

Ap k pas dimagh hai
 
Chalta nahi wo alag baat hai
 
 
 
Ap smart hain
 
Koi manta nahi wo alag bat hai
 
 
 
Aap ameer hain
 
Lekin kanjus hain wo alag baat hai
 
 
 
Aap sharif hain
 
Lagta nahi wo alag bat hai
 
 
 
Aap k pas cell fone hai
 
Balance nahi wo alag bat hai
 
 
 
Kafi izzat hai ap ki
 
Koi krta nahi wo alag baat hai
 
 
 
Mai ne to ap ki tareef ki hai
 
Ap ko insult lagey ye alag bat hai....,:R

LIPS gajer ki tarah

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"LIPS"
gajer ki tarah,
 
"GAAL"
timatar ki tarah,
 
"EYES"
matar ki tarah,
 
"Poora face"
GOBI ki tarah,
 
Ae("ALLAH")1 acha dost diya
 
Wo b Sabzi Mandi ki trhan.

A fantastic signboard on highway

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A fantastic signboard on highway for encouraging slow driving.
 

"Mr. Late"
 
is always
better than..
 
"Late Mr.!"

Kia ap Shadi krna chahty hain

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Kia ap Shadi krna chahty hain?
 
Kia kaha?
 
HAAN?
 
Pehly zra isko parh len:
 

1) POLICEMAN:
Sb mujhsy drty hain or main Biwi se.
 
2) MOCHI:
Main jooton ki murammat krta hun or Biwi meri.
 
3) TEACHER:
Main School main muslsal bolta hun or ghar main sirf sunta hun.
 
4) OFFICER:
Main office main Boss hun or ghar main mulazim.
 
5) JUDGE:
Main Court main faisly sunata hun or ghar main khud insaaf ka talabgar...!
 
Faisla aap k hath main hai,
*HÄPPY KUNWÄRI LIFE*
 

Ek admi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha

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Ek admi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi 1 Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
"Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Do gi
 
jab us orat ne chothi bar ye hi alfaaz bole to admi ghusse se Bola:
"O baji jee Jaldi Fesla Kro,
Halway k chakar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun.

Pathan dhobi se-Istari k kitnay logay

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Pathan dhobi se-Istari k kitnay logay?
 
Dhobi:15 rupay
 
Pathan ne15 rupay dhobi ko diye..or??
istari utha k bhag gaya:)
\(",)
( ( abee ooo
<\gul khan

Pathan tv k oper bomb rakh k pakistan ka match dekh rha tha

On Saturday, September 25, 2010 0 comments

Pathan tv k oper bomb rakh k pakistan ka match dekh rha tha
dost ne pocha tv k oper bomb q rkha
he,
yara agr match har gay tu pori team ko bomb sy ura dyga.,

Larka larki sy

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Larka larki sy:
oye hoye kaha jarahi hy nikaab
kar k
 
Larki:- tere ghar
 
Larka:- may B aata hon
 
Larki:aja begairat ammi ko batao ge bhai larkyo ko cherta hy;-)

Ek Moti aurat ne dosri Moti aurat se kaha

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Ek Moti aurat ne dosri Moti aurat se kaha.
Kia tumhey kabhi apny motapey ka ehsas hoa hain..?
 
Dosri aurat: Haan ek din hoa tha.
 
Pehli aurat: Woh kab?
 
Dosri aurat : Jab dhobi ne mere kaprey wapas bhejwaye. main ne wajah pochi to
Dhobi ne jawab dia;
 
"hum kapre dhote hai tunbo ya tant nae"...!!

1 "Pathan" Doctr k pas gya or bola

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1 "Pathan"
Doctr k pas gya or bola k ghr jakr mreez chek krny k kitny pesy lo gy?
 
Dctr:Rs300
 
Pathan:utho chalen
Dctr or pthan
Doctr
K
Bike
Py Ghr pnchy to
DCTR ne pocha k mrez kahn hy?
Pathan:mreez koi nhi hy
Sala Taxi wala 500 mang rha tha
Or Ap 300 me Ly Aay
Thanx

8 AMAZING FACTS

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8 AMAZING
FACT$
 
1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete
2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy
7: Hathi ki dom k 1 baal se 1 waqt mai 3 mobile ki betry charg kar sakte hain
8:Ye sub points ghalt hyn
Hamary ghar light nahi hy time pas kr rahe the Ghor se parhne ka Shukrya...!!

Pathan parashoot bech raha tha

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Pathan parashoot bech raha tha,
 
"Jahaz se Chalang
Lgao batan dabao or nichey Utar Jao"
 
custmer:Agr perashot nai khula,
 
Pathan:O Allah ka Banda wapis kr dena.

Doctor mareez k peeche bhag rha tha

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Doctor mareez k peeche bhag rha tha.
Logon ne pucha: kya hua?
 
Doctor: 4 bar aisa hua,
sala dimagh ka operation karwane ata hai or BAAL katwa k BHAG jata hai..

Aankh khuley to chehra meri MAA ka ho

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Aankh khuley to chehra meri MAA ka ho.

Aankh bnd ho to sapna meri MAA ka ho.

Main mar jaun to ghum nhi lekin.

Kaffan miley to DOPATTA meri MAA ka ho.

Rab ny MAA ko Ye AZMAT Kamal di.
 
Iski DUA sy aai museebt b taal di.

Quran mein MAA k pyar ki Rab ny aisi misaal di.

JANNAT utha k MAA k QADMON mein daal di!

Sardar ny naya underwear Khareda

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Sardar ny naya underwear Khareda,
Din bhr puray gaon ko pichay se dhoti utha utha Kr diKhata raha,
Ghar lota to Behosh ho gaya,
Q K
 
uderwear ghar may para tha

Classical jawab

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Classical jawab
1st Dost:
Main esa kya karun k teri shadi k bad mai teri bv ko cenima le kr jaun or tu naraz b na ho.
2nd Dost:Meri shadi apni behn se kara de!

Khansi ke marizon ke liye khushkhabri

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Khansi ke marizon ke liye khushkhabri!
 
Balgham nikalney ka aik aasan tariqa=
 

subha sham 5 dafa jaldi jaldi bolain..
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Pokhtunkhwah
 
pokhtunkhwah.....

Pathan ne apni Qaza Nmaz ada karny ka socha

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Pathan ne apni Qaza Nmaz ada karny ka socha
Nmaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki
 
2 rkat Nmaz Qaza Fajar
4 Nov 2006 5:20 purana musharaf wala time..

ab 1 shair BANGALi Me

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Urdu
English
Pashto
Chinese
 
ki kamyabi k baad ab 1 shair
BANGALi Me
 
Tum kya Zano Mosli ka Moza
"Phoraz"
 
kobi
BONGLADES"
Ao to pota soly

usky surkh honton ka raaz

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Main to pehly hi samjh chuka tha usky surkh honton ka raaz
 
faraz.!
 
Mera shak yakeen me us waqt badla jb usne kaha..
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GUTKA HAI..?

Apni bad naseebi ka haal

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Apni bad naseebi ka haal kis kis ko sunao main ..
 
"FARAZ"
 
Girlfrnd k number pe easy load karwane gaya aur easy load wala uska bhai nikla..
Oye Re.. ;-):-P

Wo Rooz Rooz

On Friday, September 24, 2010 0 comments

Wo Rooz Rooz
Kehti Hai Mujhy
Apni Tasveer
MMs Karo,

"FARAZ"

Us Nadan Ko Ye
Kese Btaon Ke
Meray Paas
Nokia 1100 Hai.

WIFE "Janu aj koi aesi bat kaho

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WIFE "Janu aj koi aesi bat kaho k me khush bhi ho jaon or jal bhi jaon
 
 
 
Husband: jan tum meri zindagi ho
 
or
 
.
 
.
 
.
 
Or
 
.
 
 
 
Lannat hA asi zindagi pey;-)

Pathan: molvi sahab wazu k bger

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Pathan: molvi sahab wazu k bger namaz ho jati hai?
molvi: nahi hoti

pathan: ho jati hai

molvi:bhai nahi hoti

pathan: maine khud prh k dekhi hai,,,,?@

Class main girls and boys

On Thursday, September 23, 2010 0 comments

Class main girls and boys ka sher o shaairi ka muqabla horaha tha!
 

girls:
 
hum jeet k dikhaain gy!
 

BOYS:
 

Hum har gaye
chalo ab dikhao..

Phool murjha gaey per bahaar wohi hy

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Phool murjha gaey per bahaar wohi hy,
 
Door ho humsy per piyar wohi hy,
 
Mana k mil nahi paaty ap sy hum,
 
Mager In ankhon main apky liye intazaar wohi hy

Tumhari yaad aati hay to hum aansu bahatay hain

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Tumhari yaad aati hay to hum aansu bahatay hain,
 
Guzaray thay kabhi jo saath din wo yaad aatay hain..
 
Esi umeed pe hum ne khula rakha hay darwaza,
 
Suna hay shaam hotay he bichray lot aatey hain..
 
Haqarat say na dekho ay ehl-e-saahil toofan ko,
 
Kabhi aesa bhi hota ha kinaray doob jatay hain..
 
Kisi say kya gila doost ye dastoor he zamanay ka,
 
Naye jab yaar miltay hain puranay bhool jatay hain.

Muje dil apna de k aj mahrban ho jao

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Muje dil apna de k aj mahrban ho jao,
Mere dil men uter k meri jan ho jao,
Men kon hun
Kya hun
Mujhe koi Nhi janta,
Meri jan Ban k tum meri pahchan ho jao.!

Fitrat aur halaat me tasadum hai

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Fitrat aur halaat me tasadum hai
"warna"
 
Insaan kbi dil ka bura nahi hota.

Woh Nafrat Bhi Karti Hai Pyar K Liye

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Woh Nafrat Bhi Karti Hai Pyar K Liye
 
Inkaar Bhi Karti Hai Ikraar K Liye
 
Ajeeb Hote Hai Ye Ishq Karne wale
 
AANKHEIN Band Bhi Karte Hai,Tu DIDAAR K liye

Jo Detey Hen Larkiyon ko TOHFY

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Jo Detey Hen Larkiyon ko TOHFY wo Uthatey Hen Unki shadi k SOFAY JO Jaty Hen Un K Pichey woH Aatey Hen Unki Doli k Nichey Jo kehtey Hen Unko JAANU Woh ban jate hain unke bacho ke MAAMU So ..NO GIRL FRIEND " NO TENSION A Public service msg for the young boys . Life is achi with out any bachi "

Good NIGHT

On Wednesday, September 22, 2010 0 comments

.+""+.+""+.+""'+.
'+.Good'NIGHT+'
"+.+""'+.+"
Hùm Nèèñd K Shòqèéñ Tò Zyådå Nåhì Lèkìñ,

Tere Khåwåb Nå Dèkhåiñ Tò Gùzårå Nåhì Hòtå.....
¤GOOD NIGHT¤

 

Muje dil apna de k aj mahrban ho jao

On Saturday, September 18, 2010 0 comments

Muje dil apna de k aj mahrban ho jao,
Mere dil men uter k meri jan ho jao,
Men kon hun
Kya hun
Mujhe koi Nhi janta,
Meri jan Ban k tum meri pahchan ho jao.!

See the clock only when u have No work

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"See the clock only when u have No work.
Don't see the clock when u are working.
Clock is a lock for success"

Jo Tum Nahi To kiya hai Zindagi

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*;:::;*;:::;*
*;ZINDAGI;*
*;:::;*;:::;*
Jo Tum Nahi To kiya hai Zindagi,,,
 
Jaisay koi Saza hai Zindagi,,,
 
Tum Muskuraao to lagta hai,,,
Khobsurti ki ik Adaa hai Zindagi,,,
 
Tum jo Rotho to Mehsus hota hai,,,
Jaisay Hum se Khafa hai Zindagi....

Shah Jahan ne TAJ mehel ki

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Shah Jahan ne TAJ mehel ki
Har khirki,
Har deewar,
Har meenar,
Har cheez ko dekha,
 
Or bola
 
 
 
 
 
Maa kasam,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Bohat kharcha ho gaya bachi k chakkar they hain Enhein Manana,
 
Jo Bechrey hain Enhein Milana,
 
Piyari "subha" tum jb Bhi aana,
 
Sb k Liye khushian Lana.
 
SUBA-KA-SALAM.

Main boht Pareshan hon

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Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam me dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hai Ap ki zindgai me,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Vitamin"SHE" ki kami hai :->
koi intezam karo yaar dost ko bacha lo.

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe

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Dost ruthe to rab ruthe
phir ruthe to jag chute
 
agr phir ruthe to dil tute
 
or agar phir bhi ruthe to utar chappal mar saale ko jab tak chappl na tute.

Koi mila hi nahi jis ko wafa dete

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Koi mila hi nahi jis ko wafa dete.
 
Her ik ne dokha dia kis kis ko saza dete.
 
Ye hamara zarf tha k khamosh rahe Warna,
 
Daastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete!

Ham to Bay-nam say

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Ham to
"Bay-nam"
say
"Bay-aasra"
Sy Log hain
=SAGAR=
 
 
 
Koi agar yad b rakhy ga to uski inayat ho gi..

Ap k liye sher arz hai

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Ap k liye sher arz hai.
 
Tum
Barisho K Din khobsurt
Nazar Ate Ho
 
Tum
Barisho K Din khobsurt Nazar Ate Ho
 

Or Aao B Q Na
Tum Sirf Isi Din To Nahate Ho.

Molvi Päthan Se

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Molvi Päthan Se : Ghusal k kitne Faraaiz Hain ? Pathan :3
 
Molvi :Shabash Kon Kon Se ?
 
Pathan:
Pani,
Shampoo,
Aur Toliya.

ALLAH ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kro

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*ALLAH ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kro.Q ke jab aap apni Qbar ke andhere me rahoge to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krengi Plz send to all muslims.

Phatan shadi k 2sre din Bivi ko maar rha tha

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Phatan shadi k 2sre din Bivi ko maar rha tha.
 
Logo ne pucha Q maar rhe ho?
 
Phatan: Isne meri chai me Tawiz milaya hai.
 
BV Rote hue: Woh Tawiz nhi, Tea Bag Tha.

One day my brain asked me

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One day my brain asked me "why r u sending msges to that person who is not messaging u ?
But my Little HEART said to brain
"U need messages i need FRIENDS"

Shukar ada karo uss KHUDA ka

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Shukar ada karo uss KHUDA ka,


Jis ne mujhe dunya main bhej dia!
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Warna
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24 ghante khali mobile Screen ka moo daikhna parta
NASHUKRO! :)

Aaj mera nikah he

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Aaj mera nikah he







































New drama serial
Coming sooon
Only on Geo:-):-)

Geo to aisey........

Ek angrez Karachi aya kch dino me yahan

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Ek angrez Karachi aya kch dino me yahan ki zuban sekh gya
uska interview lia gya
 
Q:ApKo KARACHI kesa laga?
An. Lush yr
 
Q: yahan ki life kesi lgi?
An.Boht phateek hy
 
Q: Log kese lage?
An.Boht Chiraandi
 
Q:Yahan apne kia sekha?
An.Maine ye sekha hai agr karachi me rehna hai to
Jiye MQM kehna hai
 
Q:Yahn khane me kia psnd ay apko.
An.Gutka, Main puri
 
Q.Yhan ap kis shaks se milne ki khwaish rkhty hen
 
Angrez soch kr:
Jis ne pepsi pe 5rs kam kiye

Rules of Mobile

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"Rules of Mobile"
 
Miss Call
kerne se Yaaden taza hoti he
 
SMS
krne se Piyar barhta ha
 
Call
krne se doorian khatum hoti han
 
To dekhte hain
ap kya karte hain.

GuD NEWS 4 BOYz

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"GuD NEWS 4 BOYz"

"Ab Koi Larki Apko Bhai Boly To Tension Nahi Lena Ka,


"Q,
"K,

"B.H.A.I." Means
B=BEST
H=HUSBAND
A=AMONG
I=IDEALS
"Geo To BHAI ban k Geo",)

I Miss You

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.~*%-._.-%*~.
'-._Aao AP_.-'
"+._.+" K0
Haqiqat
 

.~*%-._.-%*~.
'-._ Bataen _.-'
" -. _ .- "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ Tum _.-"
" - . - "
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._Hamare.-"
" - _ - "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DIL _.-"
" - _ - " MAIN
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._ Rehte _.-"
" - _ - " H0
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DOST _.-"
" - _ - "
Ye Raaz Kisi Ko Nahi Batana,
 
.*""* . *""*.
"-._I mis_.-"
"- . -" You !!

1 admi bhagta huwa bus me charha

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1 admi bhagta huwa bus me charha aur zorr se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga,
 

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Babu
MANJAN wala khud apke pas aae ga. :-)

2 Seats wala jahaz QBRISTAN me Gir gya

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2 Seats wala jahaz QBRISTAN me Gir gya
Govt ne 1 Pathan ko enquiry krne k lye bhja

Usny Report Di k

Ab tk 500 Lashen mil gai hn or Baqi k lye kudai jari hai.

1 Zaroori Elaan

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1 Zaroori Elaan:
 
Soney se Pehly
or Jagny K Baad
1 Zaroori Kaam Krain
Ta,k Aap Sukoon
se Rahein
 
 
 

(",)
<))_, , - - ,
LL ,',

ACHA Dost Tha

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 ('_') ACHA
<)?(> DOST
_/''\_Tha
 
<)?(>Mene
_/''\_Gardan ura di saly ki
 
Himmat tu dekho Msg nahi krta tha.
Tmhry msg bhi bht km aany lgy hain.
Soch lu...!

MAUT Ke Bad

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MAUT Ke Bad
Insan 5 Hisson Main Taqseem Ho jae ga
1. ROOH
malk ul maut le jaye ga
2. MAAL
waris le jayen ge
3. GOOSHT
Keere Makory Kha Jaen ge
4. HADDIYAN
Mitti Kha Jae gi
5. NEIKEAAN
Qarz dar Le Jaen ge
Lekin
KOSHISH Karna
K
EMAN
Shaitan Na Le Jaye
PLZ 4WD Achi bat ka phelana sadqa-e-jarya hai...

I miss You

On Friday, September 17, 2010 0 comments

.~*%-._.-%*~.
'-._Aao AP_.-'
"+._.+" K0
Haqiqat


.~*%-._.-%*~.
'-._ Bataen _.-'
" -. _ .- "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ Tum _.-"
" - . - "
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._Hamare.-"
" - _ - "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DIL _.-"
" - _ - " MAIN
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._ Rehte _.-"
" - _ - " H0
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DOST _.-"
" - _ - "
Ye Raaz Kisi Ko Nahi Batana,

.*""* . *""*.
"-._I miss_.-"
"- . -" You !!

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking

On Thursday, September 16, 2010 0 comments

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells
her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Wife : Aji sunte ho

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Wife : Aji sunte ho paros wale ahmad sahab ki beti ko maths mein 99 marks mile hain
 
Husband : Arey wah,Par 1 mark kahan gaya
 
Wife:Woh humara beta laaya hai.

Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi

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Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz...
 

Wo sb se aagy hotay han jahan chawal taqseem hotay han
(.")/
<|:| oy ik plate
_/ \_ edhr v

Taleem ko MANGO karen

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A For Saib
B For Kela
C For Billi
D For Kutta
E For Hathi
F For Machli
G For Bakri
H For Ghora
 
Ye msg 10 logon ko send kr k Taleem ko MANGO karen

Sensational quote about ATTITUDE

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Sensational quote about ATTITUDE :
 
I can prov, that My Friends are Perfect Bcoz , I'M The Best Exmple Of Their Choice.

Value of relation

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Value of relation is not that how much one feels happy wid some1, but it is the emptyness that one feel without someone.

Kash hum b kisi ki KHUSHI ban jayen

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Kash hum b kisi ki KHUSHI ban jayen,
 
HONTON pe jo saje wo HANSI ban jayen,
 
Jab wo ho
UDAS hmare bina to,
 
uski ANKHON ki hum nami ban jayen...

Jab gyi masjid-o-mimber pe nazar Eid k baad

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Jab gyi masjid-o-mimber pe nazar Eid k baad
 
Aise majrooh hue Qalb-o-jigar Eid k baad
 
Masjid k Dar-o-deevar ne kia hum se sawal
 
Jo namazi thy gaye ab wo kidhar Eid k baad
 
Jitna RamazaN mai kamaya tha ganwaya aakhir
 
Haye! Chori hi nahi koi kasar Eid k baad
 
Muatakif thy jo masajid k sutoono ki tarah
 
Koi B aata nahi nazar masjid main Eid k baad
 
Wo to shetaan hai azaad hua hai lekin
 
Tu MuSaLmAn hai tujhe kya hua Eid k baad

Techer 2 Boy

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Techer 2 Boy:
Ek Taraf paisa Hy,
ek Taraf Dimag
 
Kya Loge?
 
Boy-paisa
 
Techr-Galat,Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti
 
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nahi hy Vo Wahi Leta hy.

E I D

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E I D
 
E I D
 
E I D
 
E I D
 
EID
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Khattam.....

Mohabbt wo nahi hoti jo JAAN deti hai

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Mohabbt wo nahi hoti jo JAAN deti hai
Mohabbt wo nahi hoti jo MUSKAN deti hai
Asli mohabbt to wo hoti hai
Jo pani me gira "AANSU" B Pehchan leti hai

Teri kashti-e-mohabt me kiya sawaar huway

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Teri kashti-e-mohabt me kiya sawaar huway
 
==="ay Anjaan"===
 
Samndar-e-ishQ bhi khushk ho gaya hamari pyaas dekh kar..

Mout Ke pas jaa Ke Dekha hai...!

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Mout Ke pas jaa Ke Dekha hai...!
 
Hum ne bhi dil laga ke dekha hai...!
 
Chand ko log door se dekhte hain...!
 
Hum ne ghar bula ke dekha hai...!
 
Ishq ke daam pooch Lo hum se...!
 
Hum ne ghar luta ke dekha hai...!
 
Pyar to bheek main nahi milta...!
 
Hum ne daaman phaila ke dekha hai....!

Love dont ask"Who r u"

On Wednesday, September 15, 2010 0 comments

Love dont ask"Who r u"
Love only sys"You r mine"
Love dont ask"Whre r u?
Love only says"U r in my heart"
Love dont ask"Do u love me?
Love only says
"I LOVE YOU"

Small joke about you

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Small joke about you :
Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will think, do u know?
"Intel inside mental outside". haha:-D;-)
Wait dont laugh,joke is not over, U r standing in front of fridge, what fridge will think, do u know.? "cool inside fool outside" Now laugh.

Kash Hum Bhi Kisi Ki Khushi Ban Jayen

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Kash Hum Bhi Kisi Ki Khushi Ban Jayen
Honton Pe Jo Saje Wo Hansi Ban Jayen
Jab Wo Ho Udas Hamare Bina To
Uski Ankhon Ki Hum Nami Ban Jayen

Kuch Yaadain Hain Un Lmhon Ki

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Kuch Yaadain Hain Un Lmhon Ki
Jin Lmhon Mein Hm Sath Rahe
Khushiyon Se Bhare Jzbaat Rahe
Ek Oomr Guzaari Hai Hm Ne
Jahaan Ruthe Huwe B Hste The
Kuch Kehte The Kuch Sunte The
Hum Roz Subha Jb Milte The
To Sab K Chehre Khilte The
Pur~Lutf Wo Manzr Hota Tha
Sab Mil Kr Batein Krte The
Hum Soch K Kitna Haste The
Wo Goonjh Hamare Hasne Ki
Ab Ek Puraani Yaad Bani
Ye Batein Hain Un Lmhon Ki
Jin Lamhon Mein Hm Sath Rahe

Bus Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do

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Bus Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do
Hamare Naam Is Tarha Sara Jahan Kr Do
Wo Mohabbtain Jo Tumare Dil Mein Hain
Un ko Zuban Par Lao or Bayan Kar Do
Aaj Bas Ap Kaho or Kehty Hi Jao
Hum Bas Sune Aisa Be-Zuban Kar Do
Hoi Purani Dastan Heer Ranjha Ki
Tarikh Mohabbat Ki Phir Se Jawan Kr Do
Aa-Jao K Aisa To. Jis Tahra Pepsi K Sms Kar Rhe Ho.
Wasay Kuch Pata Chala Ks Ny Kha Tha K Pepsi Py 5 Rupay Kam Kardo

Yaad Na Kro Ge To Bhula Bhi Na Sako Ge

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Yaad Na Kro Ge To Bhula Bhi Na Sako Ge
Mera Khayal Zehn Se Mita Bhi Na Sako Ge
Ek Bar Jo Tum Mere Ghum Dekh Lo
To Phr Sari Zindgi Muskura B Na Sako Ge

Duniya Dhalti Chhaon hai

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"Duniya Dhalti Chhaon hai"

Agar yeh Tumhary Lye Baqi bi Rahy to Tum is k Lye Baqi Nai Raho gay

Yeh Eid Teray Shehar Mein Bhi Aayi Hogi

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Yeh Eid Teray Shehar Mein Bhi Aayi Hogi
Barray Naaz Say Tu Nay Bhi Manayi Hogi
Haseen Haath Pay Mehandi Bhi Lagayi Hogi
Narm C Kalayi Chorriyon Say Sajayi Hogi
Sitaray Bhi Taankay Hoon Gay Tum Nay Maang Mein Apni
Marmareen Paaon Mein Pazaib Bhi Pehni Hogi
Aankhon Mein Kajal Bhi Lagaya Hoga
Rakhsaron Pay Laali Bhi Bikhhri Hogi
Ajjab C Khushi Say Dil Bhi Dharka Hoga
Koi Chahnay Wala Jab Eid Mila Hoga

Abhi Waqt Hai Mujhe "CHHOR JAA"

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Yeh Safar Nahi Azaab Hai
Yahan Har Kisi Pe Naqaab Hai
Yahan Bad-Gumaani Ka Raaj Hai
Yahan Be-Wafaai Rivaaj Hai
Abhi Hosh Khoney K Din Nahi
Abhi Tere Roney K Din Nahi
ABHI WAQT    HAI MUJHE      CHORR JAA
Abhi Saari Nagri Andhair Hai
Abhi Din Nikalne Mai Dair Hai
Abhi Behr-e-Ishq Main Na Utar
Abhi Shehr Saara Hai Be-Khabar
Abhi Waqt Hai Mujhe  "CHHOR JAA"
Abhi Waqt Hai Mujhe  "CHHOR JAA"

Jaltey Honton Pe Tabasum Jo Machlta Hai Kbi

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Jaltey Honton Pe Tabasum Jo Machlta Hai Kbi
Zakhm Dhul Jatey Hain Sawan Jo Brasta Hai Kabhi
Meri Sochon Ne Tarashey Hain Khadokhal Tere
Mere Barey Mein Bata To Ne B Socha Hai Kbi
Charhtey Suraj Se Kbi To Ne Milayi Hai Nazar
To Ne Kirnon Ki Taraf Ghor Se Dekha Hai Kabhi
Loog Pathar Main Khilatey Hain Umeedon K Gulab
Ye B Mumkin Hai Bata Aisa B Hota Hai Kabhi
To Ne Samja Tha K Main Lout K Ajaon Ga
Ankh Se Bichra Hua Ashk Bhi Lauta Hai Kabhi

Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai

On Sunday, September 12, 2010 0 comments

Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai.........
tera mera pyar purana lagta hai............
phoolon me lipte pathar aaye hai.............
ye to koi dost purana lagta hai....

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