Free SMS Text Messaging, Jokes, Love, Religious, Birthday, Mobile: June 2011

Shab E Mairaj Mubarak Urdu SMS

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Shab E Mairaj Mubarak, Miraj un Nabi Mubarak Urdu Hindi SMS Messages for 27 Rajab.

Arsh Se Noor Chala Or Haram Tak Pohncha
Silsla Mere Gunahon Ka Kram Tak Pohncha
Teri Meraj Ke Tu Jane Kahan Tak Pohncha
Meri Mairaj Ke Main Tere Qadam Tak Pohoncha
Shab E Mairaj Mubarak

Rahmaton Ki Hai Yeh Raat,
Namazon Ka Rakhye Ga Sath,
Mana Lijiye RAB Se Har Baat,
Duaon Mai Rakhyega Ga Yaad,
MUBARAK Ho Apko SHAB-E-Mairaaj

Jannat Main Rajab nam ki Nehar Hai
Jo Doodh Se Zyada Safaid
Shehad Se Zyada Meethi Hai
Jo Mah-e-Rajab Main 1 Roza Rakhe
Woh Iss Nehar Say Serab Hoga

Cute Proposal by Boy to Girl

Posted by Webmaster On Sunday, June 26, 2011 0 comments

CUTEST PROPOSAL by a boy ?
Boy: can u plz close ur eyes for a moment?
Girl: ok,done
Boy: thanx,what a darkness isn't it?
Girl: yeah
Boy: that is my life without u.?

Shaakira joke in hindi

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Customer : Waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay

Waiter: Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi

2011 Bina Bijli kay

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Surprising 2011:

Good Morning!
(Bina Bijli Kay)...

Have A Nice Day
(Bina Bijli Kay)...

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Stay Happy
(Bina Bijli Kay)

Keep Messaging Me and Win

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Hey! keep messaging me & win Xciting prizes!
1st Prize
LOTS OF LUV
2nd Prize
LIFE TIME FRNDSHIP
3rd Prize
FREE STAY IN MY HEART.

Offer valid till I die,

Birthday Shayari SMS

Posted by Webmaster On Thursday, June 23, 2011 0 comments

Baar baar yeh din aaye
baar baar yeh dil gaaye
tum jiye hazaro saal
yehi hai meri aarzoo
Happy Birthday To You

Barish Ki Har Boönd Matti Pay Girne

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Rainy Day SMS
Iss
Barish
Ki
Har
Boönd
Matti
Pay
Girne
Se
Uthne
Wali
Khushbu
Ki
Tarha
AAP
Ki
Zindagi
Hamesha
Mehakti
Rahe...
Aamin. ..
"ÉÑJÖY RìM JHìM".

Advice to the captain Dhoni

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India's one-time dashing batsman,
Sehwag had a high opinion of himself and was very free with his advice to the captain, Dhoni.
'You know,' he said, 'You've picked two men who should never be in the side.'
'Oh really,' said the captain icily, 'and who's the other one?'

RAJNI smokes 100,000 ciggarates a day

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’Indian Tobacco Company’ registered record profits this year;
so they feliciated RAJNIKANT
coz
RAJNI smokes 100,000 ciggarates a day
there are 86,400 seconds in a day…

Roti aur Bachi (

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Hamare USTAD BABA farmate hain, BETA!

Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti,

Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bachi nahi hoti

Geo Ustad.

Wonderful years together

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May love continuously rule your relationship,
as you rule each other with patience and care.
Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Zordari ki taraf se Load shedding

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Load shedding k fawa’id:

Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.

Zordari ki taraf se Rozgar ki farhami

Think Twice & Act Wise

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Four Things Never Come Back:

The Triggered Bullet,
The Spoken Word,
The Wasted Time,
The Neglected Opportunity !
So,
Think Twice & Act Wise..

Ye to khabar nahi k luta dill

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Ye to khabar nahi k luta dill kahan magar,

Sunta hoon raste main tera aastan bhi tha

Ye 1 Mobile hai

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Ye 1 Mobile hai,
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Is se sms receive receive karne ke ilawa,
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Send bhi kye jate hain,
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Agar yaqeen nahi ata, to send kar de dekhna

Pathan aur Garmi Funny Joke

Posted by Webmaster On Sunday, June 19, 2011 0 comments

Admi Pathan se: agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Pathan: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admi: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Pathan: janab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

rasm choose kren

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Koi aik rasm choose kren then i will tel u k ap ki shadi k bad life kasi ho gi
Mayoun:
Mehndi:
Dholki:
Barat:
Valima

Rainy Day Wish

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Rainy Day SMS
|"""| |"""|
| |,/\,| ISH YOU
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|"""|___|"""'|
| APPY
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ßhega ßhega lakin Garm June

Fathers Day SMS Message

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Mere Khuda Tera Shukriya,
Mere Khuda Tera Karam,
Mere Father Ki Mohabbat hai har Mohabbat se Badi.
Yahi Dua hai K Rahe Uska Sada Mujhpe Reham!

I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal

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Promise me we R true friends:

I’m lamp, U’r light.

I’m coke, U’r Sprite.

I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal.

I’m normal, U’r pagal.

O God Thanks for my Father

Posted by Webmaster On Saturday, June 18, 2011 0 comments

O God, I Thank you for my Father
Please take care of him
He is getting older,
But he is still brave and bold for me,
Please take care of him,
I Love You Dad

Teacher: Kal tum ne chhutti kyu ki

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Teacher: Kal tum ne chhutti kyu ki?
Student: Sir ghar main zaruri kaam tha.
Teacher: "Oh i See"
Student:- Sir oh ni ayi si, main hi milan gya c.

Father's Day Prayer SMS Messages

Posted by Webmaster On Wednesday, June 15, 2011 0 comments

Fathers Day Prayer Messages for send to your Great Father on Fathers Day

O God, I Thank you for my Father
Please take care of him
He is getting older,
But he is still brave and bold
Please take care of him

Fathers everywhere,
We honor you and wish to say
May God's blessings be with you
May God's blessings be with you
In a special way today!

Thank you, friend Jesus,
For my Dad who loves me,
For my grandfather who cares for me,
And for God, your father and mine,
Who made me and is always with me.
How lucky I am!

Pathan ney apnee bhabe ko

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Pathan ney apnee bhabe ko katal kar dia
Police: tum nay apnee bhabe ko katal Kyu kia?
Pathan: Mere dost kay pas call aaee
Woh hans hans kay baat kr rha tha.
Main ne pucha kaun hai.
To bola tumhari BHABI

Sweet Morning Message

Posted by Webmaster On Sunday, June 12, 2011 0 comments

We are not strong n powerful everyday
that we weep if need b
2 feel d love n blosoming of a flower th8 was 1nce a seed
& yes reborn
if need b
daily
gOOd mOrning

Shahid Afrid retirement ke bad

Posted by Webmaster On Saturday, June 11, 2011 0 comments

Breaking News

Shahid Afrid retirement ke bad Karachi main
"Tandoor"
kholen gain,

Naam ho ga

"Boom Boom Chapati"

Mobile companies bijli banati to

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Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

wo konsi aurat hai???

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"Miss:
Batao wo konsi aurat hai jisko 100% pata hota hy k uska shohar kahan hy?

Pathan:
"BEWA AURAT"

"MEERA'S POETRY"

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"Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se Faraz,,,
But iss heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hai just tere liye...
Aaaff Course. ;-) ;-)

Dard hi dena tha to kisi aur tareeqe se dete

Posted by Webmaster On Friday, June 10, 2011 0 comments

Dard hi dena tha to kisi aur tareeqe se dete Dost,
Sofe par sui rakhne ki kiya zaroorat thi?
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ooeee
< <:
-ammi

Aazaad kr Dia Hum Ne B us panchi ko

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Aazaad kr Dia Hum Ne B us panchi ko,,,
Jo Hamaare Dil ki Qaid main Rehne ko Apni Toheen samajhta Tha...

RaJnIkAnT as Student

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When RaJnIkAnT was a student

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?Teachers used to bunk class

Dhoti ki English

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Dhoti ko english mein kia kehtay hain??
Batao Zara……
Bare aye Angrez

Teri aankhon me bhara pyaar ka sagar likhun

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Teri aankhon me bhara pyaar ka sagar likhun,
Ya teri muskaan me chhupa mera jeevan likhun..

Chup chap kuch bolti ye teri saansen likhun,
Ya teri aahat ki chhedi hui koi dhun likhun..

Teri aawaz ko taraste mere armaan likhun,
Ya tere deedar mein apna intezaar likhun..

Woh beete pal, mahiine saal likhun,
Ya woh sadiyon see lambi raat likhun..

Tere pass hone ki khusi likhun,
Ya is duri mein gire mere aansu likhun..

Tujhe meri saans likhun, Ya mere dhadkano ki aawaz likhun,
Ya mere dil me basa tere liye pyaar likhun….

Din pehle aata hy ya raat?

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1 student college me admision lene gya
Test lene wale ne kaha:
Me tum se 1 mushkil swal pochun ya 10 asaan swal?
Student:
1 mushkil swal
Teacher: Batao din pehle aata hy ya raat?
Student: Din
Teachr: Wo kese?
Studnt:Xcuseme Ye ap ne dosra sawal pocha hy.
Inteligent;)
STUDENTS ROCKX
TEACHER SHOCKED;)

Exam k dinon me Larki set kar li

Posted by Webmaster On Thursday, June 9, 2011 0 comments

Ye soch k hum ne Exam k dinon me Larki set kar li..
Faraz.!
k Har kamyabi k peche 1 Aurat ka hath hota he
(-,-)/
)(> O my God i
/ / am so inteligent..

Junön-e-ishq thä tö kät jäti thi räät bäätön me

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Junön-e-ishq thä tö kät jäti thi räät bäätön me
*ay dost *
Säzä-e-ishq mili tö hr lämhä Sädiyön jesä lägne lägä.

K.E.S.C walon say achay tou machar hain ...

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K.E.S.C walon say achay tou machar hain ...
"faraz"
Khoon to wo b chostay hain per bill tou nahi mangtay...
<('.')
/"/> Hai k nai?
_/"?/_sch btana!

Think different!!

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U cry on seeing d question paper..
It is AN INSULT !
But if ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
It is ur ACHIEVMENT!
Think different!! :D :P

Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se

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Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se Mere " D0ST"

Mere Paas Khud Chai Ka 1 Hee Cup Hai
('.') ,',',
<))--c(""")
_/\_ """
Sörry, Nazar mat lagao.

Never become sad when life pulls u back

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"Never become sad when life pulls u back,
BECAUSE
Lion also take one step back when he want to jump long".

sawal ka jawab

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Dekhte hai k
kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "YES" ma deta hai??
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. . . Light hai?

Too much of silence creates a distance

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Sometimes we maintain silence to protect a beautiful relation.
But
we forget, too much of silence creates a distance in every beautiful relation.

Usama bin ladin k aakhiri alfaaz.

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Usama bin ladin k aakhiri alfaaz.
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Agar light na gae hotee tou main gun ki jaga wiper utha k fire na karta :-)

Khwateen o Hazraat 1 zruri elaan suniye

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Khwateen o Hazraat 1 zruri elaan suniye,
1 haseena jis ki ummr 220 saal hai, hr bar ki trah is bar b ghar se bhaag gai hai,
Maa ka naam KESC or baap ka WAPDA batati hai,
uska naam galati se Bijli rakh dia gya hai,
jisy b mily, KHUDA k liye us k susral (Pakistan) bhijwa dein,
faqat, uski saas
AWAAM.

Chohay Bike Pe Ghoom Rahe Thy

Posted by Webmaster On Tuesday, June 7, 2011 0 comments

2 Chohay Bike Pe Ghoom Rahe Thy
1 Hathi Ne Lift Mangi
Itny Me 1 Choha khara Ho K Bola.
Dekh Lay
Phr Teri MAA Kahegi
K UNIT Kay Larko K Sath Ghom Rha Tha..=D

Women are very Selfish!

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Men are very Kind &
Women are very Selfish!
"PROOF"
Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men
But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women:-P

Sorrow is better than laughter

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Sorrow is better than laughter;
it may sadden your face,
but it sharpens your understanding.

HUM ne be ek aise shakhs ko toot kar chaha hy..!

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HUM ne be ek aise shakhs ko toot kar chaha hy..!
Ae DOST,,,
Jin ko BHOOLNA hamare bas men nahi
Or paana hamari QISMAT men nahi....

Ap Kis Cheez Me Expert Hain..

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Select Any Number then i vl tell k Ap Kis Cheez Me Expert Hain..
111.
121.
131.
141.
151.
161.
171.
181."

Answers:

111=Dosti me
121=Flirtng me
131=Mohbt me.
141=Dil torny me
151=Help krne me.
161=Bawahkoof banane me
171=Achy decision dyny me
181=Jhot bolny main.

Shaam se hi bhujha sa rehta hay

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Shaam se hi bhujha sa rehta hay. . . . . .
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Dil hua hai chiraagh muflis ka...

Ap Kis Cheez Me Expert Hain..(Answers)

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111=Dosti me
121=Flirtng me
131=Mohbt me.
141=Dil torny me
151=Help krne me.
161=Bawahkoof banane me
171=Achy decision dyny me
181=Jhot bolny main.

Jane kaise jeete hen log "YAADON" k sahare

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Jane kaise jeete hen log "YAADON" k sahare "FaRaZ"
Hum to aik CHAPTER yad kar k sotay hen woh b subah tk bhool jata hain.

Barish Ki Har Boönd Matti Pay Girne

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Rainy Day SMS

Iss Barish Ki Har Boönd Matti Pay Girne Se Uthne Wali Khushbu Ki Tarha AAP Ki Zindagi Hamesha Mehakti
Rahe...
Aamin. ..
"ÉÑJÖY RìM JHìM".

Exercise Is Hell

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A Rabbit Runs, Jumps & Lives only for 15 Yrs

While A Turtle doesn't Run does Nothing Yet Lives for 300 Yrs

Moral
Exercise Is Hell
Just Sleep Well:-)

Itni shiddat ansuOn main pehlay kabhi na thi

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Itni shiddat ansuon main pehlay kabhi na thi . . .
Dekha apnay naseeb ko tou sar-e-aam ro diye . . .

Be close with "someone"

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Be close with "someone" who makes u happy
... but....
Be more closer to that "person" who can't be happy without u.......

Heart Is The Greatest Cheater In The World

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" Heart Is The Greatest Cheater In The World "

" It Makes Thousands Of Different Excuses To Stay In Touch With The Person You Love "

hai payaar unko hum se itna to yaqeen hai hume

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Hai payaar unko hum se itna to yaqeen hai hume.
wo inkaar bhi karte hain tu ankhain saath nahi dati.

Aey Faraz.......

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Aey Faraz.......
Aaj Shehar(City) Bhi Hai Muhabbat Sey Kitna Khali
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Kameez Teri Kaaaliii.
Tay Sohney Phullan Waali... :-)

khamosh mohabbat tum se karta hai koi

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Mere dil main uter sako tu shayed ye jaan lo.
kitni khamosh mohabbat tum se karta hai koi..........

Define College Student

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Define College Student ... ?

"A College Student Is Not The one Who Reads The Book Before An Exam.
But,
Writes A New Book During The Exam.... " ;->

Height Of Physics

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A conductor kicks old man out of bus.

Police send conductor jail & gave him shock bt he had no effect..
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Because he was a BAD conductor...:P

Baat Khuloos-E- Niyat Ki Hoti Hy

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Baat ''Sajdo'n" Ki Nahi Khuloos-E- Niyat Ki Hoti Hy,

"IQBAL"

Aksar Log Khali Haath Laut Aaty Hyn Har "Namaz" K Baad....

Every Student Gets 0pportunity To Enjoy

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Every Student Gets Opportunity To Enjoy Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful Moments & Those Stupid People Are Known As

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" TOPPERS " . . . =P xD

OBAMA's Latest Nightmare...

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OBAMA's Latest Nightmare...
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Osama Bin Laden's Body
Come Floating Near D
Statue Of Liberty..
Singing..
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"Saat Samundar Paar Main Tere
Peeche-Peeche Aa Gaya..."