1 Admi ki shadi Mobile compny me kam krne wali Larki se hui"

Shohar Ghungat uthane lga to Boli. 

braye Mehrbani is Menu se intikhab kijiye"

Bed pr bithane k liye 1 dabaye

Ghungat uthane k liye 2 dabaye

Batein krne k liye 3 dabaye 

Soney k liye 4 dabaye

Shohar"

Ab ye bi bta do papa baney k liye kya dabau

Bivi boli system is nmbr ki shanakht ni kr raha

Braye mehrbani Mazid malomaat k liye mari ami sy rabta kren

Mujse Shadi krne ka Shukria.

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Tum roth Jao Humse To ek Kaam Kr Dana

Kuch Pal Apne Hmare Naam Kr Dana!

Agr Aa Jaye Mout Hamen Tere Aane Se Pehle,

To Aa Kr Mere Janaze Ka Ehtaram Kr Jana!

Na Rona Is Qadar Ke Takleef Ho Hamen,

Mout Ko B Mazak Smj Kr Anjaan Ban Jana!

Me ek Din So Jaonga Sada Ke Liye,

Phir Muje Bewafa Keh Ke Badnam Kr Jana

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Bazar wali Nazuk Si

Ofice wali Narm Narm

Muhally wali Patli Si

Hotel wali chikni Chkni

Ghar wali garam Grm

Wesy ap ko Kon si






Roti pasnd hai

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Bachpan to sbka pyara hota hy

Mera bachpan b boht acha tha

Meri maa thi Bap tha

me bachpan se hi boht hasin thi jo b dekhta mri tarif krta

jb jawan hui t0 na jany Q Mjhe dosry shehr bhej dya gya dr asal shehr kia ye t0 bs ek bazar tha jo ata mri tarif krta mjhy hath lgata 0r chala jata phr na jany me ktny logon k hathon farokht hue ab phr ek bazar me ho jahan hr koi ata hy mre husn ki tarif krta hy mre badan ko chuta hy 0r agy barh jata hy

Na jany mjhy kb mera haqiqi khridar milega 0r me uski ho jaongi.

 

AJ Rat dekhye

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Ek(Cow)

Ka khasusi interview

 

CameraMan Papu k Sath

Maweshi Mandi Karachi@

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2020 Main Is Tarah Hoga:

Larki Larke

Ko Dekh

Kar Kahegi,

0ye Dekh Yaar

Kya Pappu

Bacha Ja

Raha Hay,

2nd Girl;"Chal Iska Number

Leti Hun,

Girls;"0ye Murghay

Tera Number

Kya Hay?

Larka Sharmate

Howy Kahega;-)

Aap K Ghar

Mein BAAP, BHAI

Nahi Hain

KYA??

Larki;"Baap Bhai

Hain,

Par Tu Nhi

Hay Chiknayyy..

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Main ab bhi waisi hoon

wohi muntzir Aankhen,

wohi beqrar lehja,

wohi madham saansen,

Main ab bhi waisi hoon

wohi raahon me beth kar KISI Ka intzaar krna,

wohi KISI ko dekhne ki khaatir,

Apna saara din bekaar krna,

wohi KISI ki srgoshiyon ko ghor se sun'na,

wohi apni raaton me KISI k khwab bun'na,

wohi apni baaton me kISI ka zikr krna,

wohi KISI K liye din, Raat fikr krna,

Main ab bhi waisi hoon

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Muni nahane gai

kapre utare

darwaza baja

boli=KAUN?

Jawb aya=POSTMAN

Kapre pehen k letter lia

phir nahane gai kapre utarey

darwaza bja

boli=KAUN?

Jawab aya=DHOBI

Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,

Phir nahane gai

kapre utare

darwza bja

phir boli=KON?

Jwab aya=shabeer

parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hy

muni ne socha kya farq prta ha kapre nhi pehnti

aise he chali gai

darwza khola

shabeer ne mithai di

muni=kis khushi me

shabeer=mri Aankhain theek ho gai hain

or is tarha muni badnam hoi.......

Ab pata chala k munni q badnam howe Is leye kehta tha k koi dekhy na dekhy shabeer to dekhyga.. 

ExpREsS nEW$

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Ap logo se munni ka sawal, jo munni tarap tarap k ap se pochti he?

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Kmeno

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MAA KA LAADLA BHi TO BIGRA THA ???

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FBI officer:Sir,dunia ka kona kona dekh liya lkin OSAMA ka kahi pata nhi chala

0BAMA:Goli maro OSAMA ko,

Pata karo k ye

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Munni kon hai?

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Girl: Kon Ho Tum

Boy: Hasrat Tumhari

Girl: Takte Ho Kia

Boy: Surat Tumhari

Girl: Karte Ho Kia

Boy: Poja Tumhari

Girl: Kafir Ho Kia

Boy: Aisa He Sahi

Girl: Chahte Ho Kia

Boy: Doste Tumhari

Girl: Pachtao Ge

Boy: Qismat Humari

Girl: Married Hoon Main.

Boy: Pehle Bhonk deti MANHOOS MARI.

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Pathan Ki Wife: Humari Beti 2O Saal Ki Hogayi Hai Tum Jao Or 26 Saal Ka Larka Dhondo Or 26 Ka Hi Hona Chahiye,

Pathan:

Agar 26 Ka Na Mila To 13 13 K 2 Le aon

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Hmaray to khuwab us din hi chur chur hogay

"FARAZ"

Jab pehli bar wo ghar i to 

ami boli....

Jao beta baji k lye pepsi le aao...

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"Hujoom-e-Dunia" se jab "kabhi" fursat "miley" "Mohsin"!

Agr samjho "munasib" to "humein" bhi "yaad" kr "lena".

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Boy Follow A Girl...

Girl: "Tum Mera Peecha Mat Karo Meri Ammi Tumhare Peechay Hein"

Boy: "Tum Fikar Na Karo Mere Abbu Un K Peechay Hein.

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Larki jb saray kapray utar daiti hy to kia hota hai?

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Taar khali ho jati hy,

Hahahaha.....?

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A Good message for a Good person from a Good friend for Good Reason at a Good time on a Good Night in a Good mood to say... 

GØØD NIGHT....

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[NEWS ALERT]

Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hui hy k larke larkyo se ziyada naik hen,

Report k mutabek jb koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta he to us ki zuban se foran ye lfz ada hote hen,

(MASHAALLAH)

(SUBHANALLAH)

kitni pyari larki hy,

Jb k koi larki jb kisi larke ko dekhti hy to kehti hy,

"Kamina

Jb dekho ghorta rhta hy"

Isi liye larko ko ziyada naik karar de diya gya he.

[EXPRESS NEWS]

"Hr larki par nazar"

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Kaise Mijaz Shrif hyn?

Khaksar k dil-e-motahariq-o-dimagh-e- muntasher me ye khadsha-o- andesha mubtala-o-moqaid-e-tajasus hai k kahin dost-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjida-o-sanjida se khafa-o-naraz to nai k arsa-e-daraz se yar-e- fatir-ul-aqal ne banda-e-hakeer-o-faqeer ko koi sms nai kia.

Ye taghaful-e-dil -e-dost hai ya balance ki tehqeer-o-takhfif ki badolat is laparwahi-o-lata'aluqi ka salook-e-pur shikwa barta ja rha hai?

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Such Kahon To Mujh Ko Ye Unwaan Bura Lagta Hai

Zulm Sehta Hua Insaan Bura Lagta Hai

Kis Qadar Ho Gayi Masroof Ye Duniya Apni

Ek Din Thehray To Mehmaan Bura Lagta Hai

Un Ki Khidmat To Bohat Duur, Bahu Beton Ko

Boorhay Maa Baap Ka Farmaan Bura Lagta Hai

Mere ALLAH Meri Naslon Ko Zillat Se Nikaal

Haath Phailate Hoay Musalman Bura Lagta Hai

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Wife:Mere khyal me hmari beti ko ksi se Pyar ho gya hy

Husband:Tum ko kese pata chala?

Wife:Kyun K WO kafi dino se Ezi load k paise nhi mang rahi

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Pata"hai
Jab"Aap
Ghar"se
Nikalte"ho"to
Larkiyan
Aapko
Hasrt"se
Dekhti"hain
Aahain
Bharti"hain
Or
Sochti"hain


Kash
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Hamara"B
Esa"Bhai"hota.

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1 pathan murdey k leya kafan lene gya,shop waley ne usey kafan diya,Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shop wala pagal hogya


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Pathn:Is mein Or Colors Dikhao..

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Technologies' Impact

 

 

A Dad's Email

hi son, how r u

Ur mom n i m fi9

V mis u alot

 

 

 

 

So please turn off ur facebook n come downstairs 4 breakfast.;-)

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Yahan Hr Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hi Maqsad Hai "J A A A A A A N"

Khud Bhale Bewafa Hoon Lekin Talash Wafa Ki Karte Hain...

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Rishtay Nibhana humein b sika do zara

Dil k kone men humen b jaga do zara

Hum apko yaad hain ya nahi

Ek Zabardast sa sMs kar k bata do zara.

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Angrez Pthan se bola:

Hamare USA mein 80% shadiyan E.mail se hoti hen

Pthan: Kamal he

Humare PAKISTAN me to 100%Shadiyan Female se hoti hain...

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Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi


Umar Beet Jati Hai sirf Is ka Ehsaas Samajhne Mein......?

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Yeh zruri nhi k aag se jal jaye insan

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Kuch log mere style se bhi jal jate hain

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ll\('.')

ll ....(}

ll <; L

Hmmmmmm.....!!!

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Jo bhi bura bhala hai allah janta hai

bande ke dil mein kya hai allah janta hai

yeh farsh-o-arsh kya hai allah janta hai

pardon mein kya chhupa hai allah janta hai

jaakar jahaan se koi wapas nahin hai aata

woh kaunsi jagah hai allah janta hai

neki-badi ko apni kitna hi tu chupaye

allah ko sab pata hai allah janta hai

yeh dhoop chaon dekho yeh subah-o-shaam dekho

sab kyon yeh ho raha hai allah janta hai

kismat ke naam ko to sab jante hain lekin

kismat mein kya likha hai allah janta hai

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Aap aur PEPSI mein 3 cheezain same hain.

1. Sab ko pasand hai

2. Dono sweet ho

Or

3. Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai...

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Teacher:


'3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi k.


Enginering parh kar bhi medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss:shut up,& get out.

Bublo:mis me btaon?

Miss:very good.bato.

Bablo: mis collage k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.

Shamo:mis me btaon?

Miss:i think u r brilint studnt.tm sahi bto gy.

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-

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Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy


Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tk hy


Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nhi gai


Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka sawaad ab tk hai

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Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K.!

Lehjy Barf ho jayen to Pighla Nhi krty
Parindy Darr k urr jayen to lota Nhi krty,

Usy Main ne hi Likha tha

Yaqeen uth Jaye to Shayad Kabi Wapis Nhi aata
Hawaon ka koi Tufan Kabi Barish Nhi Lata

Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K

Sheesha 1 Bar TOOT Jaye to Kabi JURR Nhi Pata.

Wabasta Jin se UMEEDEN hon WO Badal Jayen

To!

JIYA NHI JATA.

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Door Hai Manzil Karib Hai Kinara


Kyo Nhai Aya Sms Tumara


Bhol Gaey Number Ya Nam Hamara


Ya Mil Gia Koi Hum Se Bhi Pyara.

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