Ek Pathan
OXFORD UNIVERSITY ka Professor tha.@
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Neeche
Kiya dekh rahe Ho ?
Mazaq to oopar tha! :-D :-P
Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon
"Faraz"
Us ne muskra k kaha " humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena.
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RICH man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai,
POOR man- Mere pas BETA hai,
Jiski GirlFrnd
teri BETI Hai.;-)
Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua ha.
Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha.
Pathan: Han, humara bahen ka hua ha:-
Pakistan Se Tere Dushmani achi Nahi India..
Q k....
BeBO tere nadaan Hai..
Munni tere badnaam hai...
Sheela tere jawan hai...
Or Captain hamara pathan hai.. :-geo pakistani)
india Tayar ho Ja
zra Hushyaar ho Ja
Aa rha hai kamran akmal
Jo crikter hai mukamal
Saath hai us k hafeez
Jis ki Bowling B hai ajeeB
phir hai ShafeeQ ki Bari
Jo hai sab Pe Bhaari
phir misbaha aye ga
iNdia pe Daba00 Bharaye ga
younis B hai Sheer jawan
kre ga india ko preshaN
umar akmal ki kia hai Baat
Bating me sb ko de ga Maat
Afridi T0 hai BO0M,Bo0M
india Jae ga Gh00M
phir aye ga RazzaQ
urra de ga india ki khaak
shoib,ajmal,or Umar gull
india ki Bating kr de ge gull
india teri uhtay ki arthi
world cup aye ga Sohni Dharti
india tera rhy ga Na NishaaN
cup aye ga pakistaN
Inshallah
Srdr: Tmko shrm ni ati tera baap tailor hai or tmhari shirt phati hai,
Pathan: Shrm to tm ko nai ati tmhara baap dentist hy or tera bhai bina dant k peda hua
Phr jang o jadal ka musam hai,
Phr josh hai sab insano me,
Na toup chalegi na goli,
Ye jang hogi maydano me,
Sabz hilali parcham jb,
Maydano me lahraega,
Jeet ka sehra sir lekar,
Har khilari wapas aega,
Geo ki khushi or dream b hai,
Or josh me apni team b hai
Hum team ki shan badhaenge
Or nara e takbeer lagaenge,
Wohi josh b hai or jaan b hai,
captain hamara khan b hai
ALLAH ki madad par yakin kamil hai,
Meri team mri har dua me shamil hai.
Dho k pak kar diya mere Allah nay hindu ki zamin ko,
k aj waha ik musalman ko jeet ka sajda karna hai...
SubhanALLAH,
Tees maar khan ki kamyabi k bad ab pesh he..
Tees(30) March Khan..
Time: 2 pm
Hero: Pakistan
Vilon: India.
Watch Live
Dekna mat bolye ga
COUPLE SITTING SILENTLY...
Girl Thinking.
Why he is not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another girl?Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Dont I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Hav i grown fat?
Why is he upset?
BOY Thinking.Agar Shoaib Akhtar ko khilaya to nikalen ge kis ko.
Me Gham-E-Zindagi Kia Sunao
Mera Office Khula Hai
Me Khushi Kaha Se Laau
Mera Offiice Khula Hai
Tumhay 30 MARCH ki Chut'ti Ki Khushi Hai
Muje Yaad Hai
Lekin
Me Apna Mou Kaha Chhupao
Mera Office Khula Hai
Aaj Subha Subha Jab Office Aa Raha Tha To Mohallay K Bachchay Bhi Dekh K Hans Rahe Thay "FARAZ"
Un Ko B mene Kah Dya
Mera Mazak Mat Urao
Mera Office Khula Hai
Dedicated To All Dukhi Office Staff. . . .
Hum ne to sachin ko itne chance diye thay
"faraz"
magar kia kren bacha abi kaccha ha..:-
Taakat Nahi Mujh Me K Tujhe Duniya Se Cheen Loon......!
Faraz
Lekin Khudaa Se Maangne Ka Huq To Hai Mujhe.
True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
Clock Makes a Sound Of.. Tic Tic
- NO -
Listen Carefuly
Its Not Tic Tic
It is.. Quick Quick
[time is running quickly, use it in a useful way]
1 Larki Bus me bethi book prh ri thi,
Book ka nam ta
"THE MAN"
Pechy pathan betha chupke se wo book prh rha tha,
bok ma likha tha k brazil k mard bohat "CHARMING"
or
"BALOCHISTAN" k"BALOCH"bohat handsome hote hn,
Kuch der k bad Lrki ne peche dekha or pathan se uska nam pocha,
Pathan:
''RONALDO BUGTI"
Kisi ne ek buzurgse Puchak Dost
kiya hai.?
Bazurg Ne gehra sans
le kr
baray pyar se
kaha.?
Hamesha is ki hifazat
krna
kyun ke dost
Nemat Bhi
Dua Bhi
Rishta Bhi
Bharosa Bhi
Taaqat Bhi
Ehsaaas Bi
Mithaas Bi
Haqiqat Bi
Mohabat Bi
Wafa Bi
Pasand Bi
Chahat Bi
Sahara Bi
Raaz Bi
Parda Bi
Phool Bi
khushbu Bi
Umeed Bi
aur
muskaan bhi
'ALLAH
MeRE
"DOSTo ko lambi umar ATAa KARE, *...AAMEEN...*
Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kia
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kia
Boy: Poja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kia
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kia
Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Boy: Pehle Bhonk deti MANHOOS MAARI.. ;-)
1 Pinjray main kuch Totay 1 Khubsurat Toti ko Tang kar rahe thy . . Jab k dusre pinjray main 1 Tota Tasbih aur dusra Namaz parh raha tha . . Maalik ne khubsurat Toti ko Naik Toton k Pinjray main daal diya.. Tasbih wala Tota Namaz parhne wale Totay se bola :
Utho, haJi saib, Dua qabul Hogai.
1 bacha beech sarak pe potty kar raha tha.
Police ne usey pakar liya.
Jab usey le jaane lagey to bacha bola:
"Saboot to uthalo.
Tu baar baar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar
"Chacha Faraz"
Ek tay pehly worldcup di tension ae, uton teray Rolay nai mukday:-
Ab to mumkin hi nhi un se mulaqat "WASI"
Ab to urooj pe pohnchi he uski zaat "WASI"
Wohi waade hn or rasmon ki zanjeeren baqi,
Kb bdalti hn zamane ki riwayaat "WASI"
wo b din thay k ek doosre ko sochte thay hum,
Ab milte nhi dono k khayalat "WASI"
Mri hr subha ka aaghaz tere naam se ho,
Teri yadon me katay mri hr ek raat "WASI"
Tum kahan or mere pyar ka mayar kahan,
Wo kitni saadgi se kar gya ye baat "WASI"....
" KHABAR DAAR "
30 March ko Kamzor Dil walay hazraat TV na dekhain,
Or wo Log bhi TV sy door rahain jin ko Blood Preasure ka Marz hai,
Or Aap bhi Pamper Pahen kar TV dekh na,
Magar dekhay ga zaror kyun k Daagh to chala jaye ga,
Mgr ye match phir nahi aay ga.
Mohali ka maidaan.
11 Pakistani VS 70,000 indians.
Phir bhi fiza mein ek he naraa.
Upar chatri.
Nechay saya
Bhaag Dhoni
Shahid ayaa!
:-D :-D
TEKHI MIRCHI ;-)
Indians se dar nahi lagta sahab.......:-@
;->
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kamran akmal se lagta hai :-P
Who walks with u through the difficult path of life?
Mom? NO
Dad? NO
Lover/Wife/husband? NO
Friends? NO
Its only
ur chappal ;-)
Think zara hatt K..;p
Ye Dua WALDAIN k liye hai Plz Sb aik baar Aameen kahen!
Ae ALLAH,
hamare WALDAIN ko
Sehat or Tandrusti ata Farma, Unki tamam pareshanion ko khatam kar or unhen hamesha hamare liye salamat rakh.
( AAMEEN )
Agar ap apne WALDAIN k liye dua karwana chahty hain to send it to maximum People...
Boy touched the hand of his gf and said-u r so hot baby
Girl slapped and say: salle 103 fever pe bhe tujhe Romance soojh rahe he:-D
KON SI NAMAZ KAB KAAM AAYE GI!
FAJAR
martay waqt!
ZOHAR
Qabar me!
ASAR
munkir nakir k sawalat me!
MAGHRIB
Hisab kitab me!
ESHA
pul sirat paar karne me.Please send it as much as you can so every person knows the value of namaz.
('v') ('v')(( )) (/ /)-"--"--- "-"-
¤1 Bat boloun?
Han bolo
Kan Idhr Lao
('v')<' ) (( )) (/ /) - "--"--"-"- ¤¤GOOD MORNING¤¤
Tujhe Chahte hain Be-Inteha per Chahna nahin aata,
Yeh kesi Mohabbat hai ke Hamain kehna nahin aata,
Zindagi main aa Jao hamari Zindagi ban kar,
Ke tere bin Hamein zinda Rehna nahin aata,
Har pal tujhe bus tujhe Duaon main Mangte hain,
Kya karein ke Tumhare siwa kuch Mangna nahin aata.
Har "Yaad" me us ki"Yaad"Hoti hai
Meri"Ankhon"
Ko us ki "Talash"Hoti hai
Kitni khubsurat cheez hai "MOHABAT"
K "DiL" dharakne me bhi uski awaz hoti hai:-)
Beauty doesn't create Love,
But Love Creates Beauty,
Break everything for a heart,
But Never break a heart for Anything. :)
G('')('')D.... Morning
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HAVE A NICE DAY
&
Prömisè
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Take
Cärè of Yourself *Alwäys*
{""}__{""} Lovely
{*} APPY SWEET
{_}""""{_} SMILE
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{@}ORNiNG{@}
Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.
Paul Hogan
Cricket the world over, I don't think, will ever know how different things would be without Kerry Packer.
Tony Greig
Hitting a baseball well, as in cricket, is a very rare skill. One of most difficult things to do in the world to do, hitting a ball coming at you at ninety miles an hour with a round bat. Wonderful to watch.
Peter Tork
I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.
Ian Botham
Kuch Iss Tarah Se Hum Tere Nazdek Aa Chuke
Khud KO Tere Wajood Ka Hissa Bana Chuke
AB To Hamare Dard KI Koi Dua Kero
Hum To Tumhe APna Mashia Bana Chuke
Plz forward if u love pakistan...
Haath mein kangan pair mein payal aur maathay pe bindiya!
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O teri to WAAT Lagnay wali hay INDIA...
Meri palkon Ka Ab "NEEND" Se Koi Talluq Nahi raha,..
*# Ay d0st/
Tm Kaisay Ho? isi Alam Mein Meri "RAAT" Guzar Jati Hai...
Good Night
Yadon se apki hum pyar karte hain,
So jan B aap par nisaar karte hain,
Fursat miley to kuch likh bhejna,
Sirf ek aap k SMs ka hi intazar karte hain.
"LIFE & TIME are the world's best TEACHERS,
LIFE teaches us the use of TIME
&
TIME teaches us the value of the LIFE"
The Person who tries to keep everyone happy and always care for everyone is always the most lonely person..."
"Strange but its True..":-(
Height of Tapaana:
Baccha taxi walay say:
Uncle Defence jao gay ?
Taxi wala: Haan beta zarur ja0nga,
Bacha:
Phir kab aao gay?
Hamain Gulshan jana hai ;) :p
"Never feel bad if people remember you only in need,,,
Feel Privileged, that you come in their mind like a candle in the darkness of their life".
"TAKABBUR"
Shetani Siffat Hai
Agar Tum Apne
"TAKABBUR" Ko TORNA Chahte Ho,
Tau Kisi Gharib
Aur Muflis Ko "SALAM" kiya Karo.
Insan Mout Se Bachne Ki Koshish Karta Hy Jahannum Se Nhi
Halanke Koshish Karne Se Insan Jahannum Se Bach Sakta Hy Lekn Mout Se Nhi.
Ay
Musalman
Kash!
Cricket se jitna lagao hy tjhy utna lagao deen se b hota!
Jitna afsos team k harny pr hota hy utna Nmaz chotny pe hota!
Match daikhny ki jitni tayari krta hy utni tayari Qabr k lye krta!
jitni mohbat khilari se krta hy utni apny Rub se krta
khilari ki toheen pe to ehtjaj krta hy
Nabi Karim ki shan me gustakhi pr b krta
fazool sms to send krta hy kash!
Islami msg b agey bhejta.
I may not always contact u, But our distance makes me MISS U!
I may not always stay in touch, But i CARE for u very much!
I may not always stop to say hi, But i hope never to say Goodbye!
I may not prove to be the perfect FRIEND, But i hope the relation we share never reaches an END. InshaAllah.
To my besties.... Stay Blessd.=);-)
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Btao aisa kon krta hy?
Shahid afridi wicket lainay k baad;-)
Jo mushkil say milay
wo hy
"khushi"
Jo kisi kisi ko milay
wo hy
"pyar"
jo sub ko milay
wo hy
"ghum"
Jo naseeb walo ko milay
wo hain
"HuM" :-)
In Shaam Ki Udasiyon Se Pucho Hamaray DIL Ki Halat, , ,
Jab Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai To Andheray Aur Bhi Gehray Ho Jatay Hain...!!
Aisa DOSTANA hai hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu….fool?
" Khuwab main ho jaye Dedaar_ e_Mustufa Hasil",,,
"Mere ALLAH Mujhy Aisi koi Neeend Sula dAy.....
"REHMT" K qtry brs rahy hy aj to Badal b khush hy
"ZAMEEN" ko dhoya ja rha hy akhir amad kis ki hy?
SALLE ALA NOOR E MUHAMMAD
(SARQAR KI Amad Marhaba)
DUNYA KI ZENAT "4" CHEZEN HEIN.
1. MAA Or BAAP
2. NEK AULAD
3. NEK BIWI
4. DAANA DOST
AAKHRAT KI ZENAT "4" CHEZEN HEIN.
1. ILM
2. TAQWA
3. SADQA
4. HAQUQUL EBAD
JISM KI ZENAT "4" CHEZEN HEN
1. KAM KHANA
2. KAM SONA
3. KAM BOLNA
4. KAM HANSNA
DIL KI ZENAT "4" CHEZEN HEN
1. SABR
2. ZIKAR
3. SHUKUR
4. GHOR o FIKR
EMAN KI ZENAT "4" CHEZEN HEN
1. HAYA
2. PAKIZGI
3. SACHHAI
4. ADAL
*ALLAH PAK*
Hum Sbko in tamam zeenaton se arasta farmaye. (Ameen).
Dctr pagal se: tum pagal q huay?
Pagal: main ne ek bewa se shadi ki
Uski Jawan beti se Mray bap Ne Shadi ki..
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gya
Yoon meri wo Beti Mri Maa ban gaee
Un k ghar beti hui to wo meri bahn hui
Mgr Main uski Naani ka Shohar tha
Isliye Wo meri Nawasi B hui
Isi tarah mera Beta Apni Daadi ka
Bhai Ban gya or Mai apnay Betay ka Bhanja
Aur wo.!
Doctor: Uth Kuttay deya puttarra menu v pagal karna Ee...
Mit jaye gunahon ka tasawwur hi jahan se,!.
Agar ho ye yaqeen k koi humain dekh raha hai.,!
Agr tum chahte ho k har larki tmhare paas aye or tum se baat kre or ulta tumhen paise B de
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Girls college k bahir imlee becha kro
Log kehte hain..!
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"Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt achha guzarta hai.."
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Maine socha apko..
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APNI yaad dila dun.
Yahan to Yusuf or Sohail Tanveer bi world cup khailne nahi gya
FARAZ
Aur wo Pepse k Dhakan k mou wala kehta hai k world cup k liye mujhe bhi sath le chalo:-p
Classic thinking...
Kabi Kisi Ko Bekaar Mat Samjho!
Ye Yaad Rakho,
k
Band Ghari Bhi Din Mei 2 Baar Bilkul Theek Time Batati Hai.
THINK ABOUT IT...
Aulaad k naam
Waldain ka msg
"Jis din tum hamein borha dekho, sabar krna or hamein samajhne ki koshish krna
Jb hm apne ganday kapray badal na sakein to wo waqt yad krna jb hum tumhare ganday kapre badalwate thy
Jab hum koi baat bhul jaen to hm pr tanz na krna or apna bachpan yad krna
Jb hm borhay hokr chal na paen to hmara sahara bn'na or apna pehla qadam yad karna.
For all Sons & Daughters.
Happy world nice person day
Ap ye sms us insaan ko karen jo apki nazar me sab se ziada nice ho
Mene apko kar
dia hy.
Ghalti say
Allah Maf Kare,
Bohat MehDooD sa ik halqa-e- ehbab hy mera..!!
Faqat tanhaiya'n, ruswaiya'n, naadania'n or
"Main"..!
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha.
Pathan: sir hum ne 1 aisa cheez bnaya ha jis se hum dewar k dosri taraf daikh sakta hai,
American : wow zabrdust kiya bnaya ha,
Pathan :
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Sorakh..
Girl: pandit ji mere 2 affair hai unme se kiske sath shadi hogi, wo khushnasib kaun hoga.
Pandit: Pehle wale se shadi hogi or dusra khushnaseeb hoga.
Dhoni Biwi Say:
Mujay Chaaey To Dena.
Biwi Ne Plate Me Chaaey
Daal K Di,
Dhoni Ghussay Se Bola:
Cup Me Daal K Do.
Biwi: “CUP” To Tera Baap
“SHAHID AFRIDI” Ley Jaye
Ga Isi Me Peenay Ki Aadat Daal.
Shakespeare said
"ONE" best book is equal to 100 Friends...
But
"ONE" Good friend is equal to a Library...
"Hardwork is like stairs & luck is like lift..
Sometimes lift may fail but stairs will always take U at the top."
" Urooj or zawaL zindagi ka hissa hain..
Q
K
" jab Aap urooj pr hotay hain, to Aap k doston ko pata chalta hai..
k
ap kon hain.
or
" jb Aap pr zawal hota hai to Aap ko pata chalta hai
k
Aap k DOST kon hain"..
Jahaan Roti Mazdoor Ki Tankhwa se Mehngi Ho Jaye,
Wahan Do Cheezen Sasti Ho Jati Hain!!
"Aorat ki IZZAT"
"Mard ki GHERAT".
Pehla Pathan: "Oye yaar! tu ek he msg do-do baar kyun bhejta hai?"
Dusra Pathan: "Oye! ek tu rakh liya kar, dusra forward kar diya kar!!".. :-D
"Understanding is deeper than knowing ..!
There are many people who know us but very few who understand us.. :)
India Ne Dhamki Di Hy k Agar PAKistan Final Me Poncha To Hm Usko India Me Khelne Nai Denge
Is Pr M.Q.M Walo Ka Elaan Ye Hai:
Final
"Kakri Ground"
Me Hoga.
~*~Ho k Shrminda Gunaahon Se, Kabi Sar Jhuka To Sahi~*~
~*~Wo Karega Maaf Tujhe,Do AshK Baha To Sahi~*~
~*~Rhegi Chandni Qabar Me B Sath Tere~*~
~*~Tu Uski Yaad Ko Dil Se Zara Laga To Sahi~*~
~*~Na Rhega Tu Mohtaj Kabi Kisi Ka~*~
~*~Kiya Hai Jo KHUDA Se Eahed Wo Nibha To Sahi~*~
~*~Wo Hai GHAFOOR RAHEEM Sunta Hai DUA SabKi~*~
~*~Arey NADAAN Apne Haath Utha k Daman Phaila to sahi~*~...!
Woh Shikwey Bhi mujhse karey tu usey Haq hai...
..::"DOST"::..
Mohabbat Bhi tu wo Mujhse Beshumar krta hai .........
Uske chor jany k baad men t0u marny hi wala tha..
FARAZ..
K achank yad aya, uski c0usin bhi b0ht lush hy.
\(',')/ jaan me )( jaan agai / \
Tandor ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,
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Arz kiya hy!
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Tandor ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,
or jis nmbr se bar bar mis cal aaye,wo kbhi bacchhi nhi hoti...
Pathan was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone,
Security Guard:
Match is over. Now,Why r you stiLL here.?
Pathan:
I'm waiting
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For the HIGHLIGHTS
....!
Quraan Pak main Irshad e Rabaani hai "JHOOT BOLNE WALON PAR ALLAH KI LANAT
1st april ko jan boojh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kr khushi manayi jayegi yani ALLAH ki lanat pr b muslman khushi mnayga jtna hoske 1st april se pehly ye msg hr kisi ko send kre aur jhut bolne se muslmno ko bachae..
Hum To Mit Jaian Gay Ae ARZ-e-Watan Lekin Tum Ko
Zinda Rehna Hy Qayamat ki Sehar Honay Tak
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
Happy
"PAKISTAN DAY"
Chand Chup Gya SuraJ Ki Roshni Aam HoGai
Munni,SheeLa
Veena K Bad
Ab
"W.INDIES ki bating
Badnam Hogai"
(',')>
<))>>
W.I Badnam Hua
Pakistan Tery Lye. . !
GOOD NEWS
23 march
In All Pakistan.free
WARID 2 WARID free
JAZZ 2 JAZZ free
UFONE 2 UFONE free
TELENOR 2 TELENOR free
ZONG 2 ZONG
Free
Sirf
MIS CALL.
Jo Azan ka jumla sun kr usy dohraye us k Nam-e-Amal ma 2 Lakh nekia'n likh di jati han.
Hatt Jao
Raasta Do
PLEASE
PLZ…
SAMNEY SE HATTO…
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India Cricket Team Ground main aa rahi hai…:-)
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Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain
Happy Pakistan Day
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Miss me
When u smell any rose
Miss me
When u taste any sweet
Miss me
When u look at the moon
But plz
“Dont Miss” me
when you raise your hands 4 prayer…
Hum To Mit Jaian Gay Ae ARZ-e-Watan Lekin Tum Ko
Zinda Rehna Hy Qayamat ki Sehar Honay Tak
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
Happy
"PAKISTAN DAY"
Mery Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di
FARAZ
Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho Uska Baap Umpire
Nikla
(',') *No Ball* /) (---->_/ \_....
Happy season of cricket world cup 2011.
Cricket we love u.
Newton: how to write 4 in between 5?
China: joke!
Japan: impossible!
USA: wrong question!
India: foolish question!
Uk: not interested!
Pakistan: F(IV)E
World shocked, we Rocked
Kabhi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro,
Q K
Wo hr kisi K Pas Aik Hi Hota Hai,
bal k.
Haddi Tor Do,
Q K
Wo 206 Hoti Hain
IAH AYAG AID ANAB FOOKAWEB OK PAA
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Samjhe?
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Nai?
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Spelling end ki taraf se perho something speciall to u. . .
Pathan ki shadi pe sb Pathan hi aaye hoe thy
Khana start hoa to ek Pathan ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayad ye b koi khany ki cheez hy !
Jesy hi wo khany laga
Us k sub dost ek awaz mn chillany lage
"Oye ye mat khana"
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"Bilkul Pheeka hy".
A VerY nIcE smS fOr All ;
1=Agr ap kisi doctor k Paas nhi jana chahte to sura_FATIHA men hr Bimari ki shifa hy.
2=Agr apki Murad puri nhi hoti to rozana Sura_ YASEEN ki Tilawt kren.
3=Agr Rizq mn Brkt chahye to Rozana Sura_ WAQYA parhen.
4=Agr apko Qabr k Azaab ka dr hy to rozana rat ko Sura_MULK prhen
5=Agr Dunya k hr Jhagre se nijat hasil krni hy to QURAN Pak ki Tilawat ko apni Aadat bnain..
Duaon ka talabgar..
If u learn to translate every event of your life into a positive one,you'll never be a prisoner of your past & become designer of your future...!
1 larki ne Shadi k liye 1 Zaheen Larka Talash kia...
Lekin us Larkay ne Shadi se inkar ker dia...
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Q...?
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Q k wo Waqai Zaheen tha ...
Hum kisi ki dosti k muntazar nai hain
".Faraz.".
Jo hamain chor kr jaye ga wo INSHALLAH riksha hi chlaye ga....... :
Oh v chingchi....;-)
Har Safar Main Aapka Sath Hum Dengy,
Aapne Pyar ki Saughat Hum Dengy,
Girne Lage To Hath Hum Dengy,
Or
Na Bhi Gire To?
Peechy Se 1 laat Hum Denge..;-)
Tanha Dekh k Mujhse Chand Ne Kaha:
Apke Chahne Walo Ne Apko Bhula Diya Hoga
Mene Muskura K Jawab Diya?
Wo Bewafa Nahi
Kanjus hai
Package khatam hogaya Hoga.
Mujhe b apni duaon me shamil karlo
aye ''DOST''
Suna he buzurgon ki duaen bohat jald kabool hoti hain.
Is message ko 7 logon ko frwd kren
Apko 7 mint me
KUCH B NAhi milega,
Ye sach hai mera YaQeen karen
Mujhe B kuch nahi mila
Siwaye
Apki is muskurahat k:-)
Q: I LOVE U Kehne Ka Sb Se Behtr Din Kaunsa Hota Ha?
Guess?
Guess
Simple Yar!
1st April
Agr Bat Bn Gai To Cool...!
Wrna Keh Do
Baji April Fool.
'There Are Some Unforgetable Days
In The History Of Any Nation…
23rd March 1940
Is Very Important Day
On Which
Quaid Gave A Plateform
To The Movement Of Pakistan
And This Is A
Milestone Of Pakistan’s History…
So,
HAPPY PAKISTAN DAY'
1 Gulab Humesha Gulab Rehta Hai
Chahe Wo Gamle Men Rahe ya Ghazal Men
Usi Tarah Tum Humesha Mere dost Rahoge
Chahe Tum Zoo Men Raho Ya Mental Hospital Men:-)
1 Gulab Humesha Gulab Rehta Hai
Chahe Wo Gamle Men Rahe ya Ghazal Men
Usi Tarah Tum Humesha Mere dost Rahoge
Chahe Tum Zoo Men Raho Ya Mental Hospital Men:-)
Ye Dunya Ye Log Kiya Jaaaney Hamaare ZARF Ki Gehrai Ko
Hm Tou Unhe Bhi Dua Dete Hain Jo Hamare Naam Se Nafrat Krte Hain.
'Duniya Main Khobsurat DIL Talash Karo Chehre Nahi'
'Q K Khubsurat Chehre To Bohot Hain Lekin Khubsurat DIL Bohot Kam Hain.'
Ek boorhay ne jawan larki se shadi ki, kisi ne larki se pochha,
Aap ne in mein kya dekha?
Larki:
Ek to in ki
"INCOME"
Aur
doosray in k
"DIN KUM"
" Don't Walk As If You r The King of The World
But
Walk As If You Don't Care Whoever is The King of The
World ! "
That's Attitude !
1 Punjabi or Pathan ne Samandar k kinary Board deka jispar lika ta
DOBTY KO BACHANY WALY KO 500 ka INNAM
Punjabi
Mai chalaang lagata hu tum muje Bachana es tara 500 milingy hum Aada Aada kr lengy
Ye keh kar Punjabi ne challang lagadi
Patan Khamoshi se daikta rha tu Punjabi ne chila kar kaha
Muje Tairna nahi Aata Tum muje bachate Q nahi.?
Pathan: Tum ne board K Neche nahi parha
Neche lika tha
"LAASH NEKALNE WALY KO 2000 KA INNAM MILEGA.
Pathan's wife:
"aaj hum ne special khana banaya hai jisko kha k aap khushi sy pagal hojaogy
Pathan:aisa kia pakaya hy ?
Wife:
"NASWAR Gosht"....;-)
Meri her khata ko maaf kar dena ye soch kr
.
. "DOSTO"
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K tum khud kon se haji ho:-)
AAP aur PEPSI mein 3 cheezain same hain..
1. Sub ko pasand ho
2. Dono sweet ho
Aur
3. Dono mein damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hy:-)
Hahahahahaha:-
Woh Umar bhar ka saath kiya de ge,
Jis ne PAckage hote howe bhe sms karna chor diye
("-'')bewafa<))>bewafa
_/|_ bewafa nikle hai tu :-):-)
Taras Taras k Barastay hain
Meray Aansu Roz Is Waqt,,,
K Aaj Ek Or SoOraj Dhal gaya
Rab ki na'farmani Karty Karty.!!!
If a Barber Makes a Mistake, Its a New Style..
If a Driver Makes a Mistake, It is An Accident..
If an Engineer Makes a Mistake, It is a New Venture..
If a Tailor Makes a Mistake, It is a New Fashion..
If a Teacher Makes a Mistake , It is a New Theory..
But
If A Student Makes A Mistake , It is A MISTAKE:P
How unfair!
Mohabbat ki kasam wo aisa nahi tha
Wo apna tha magar lagta nahi tha,
Najanay kiyon na aya mujh say milnay
Zamanay say to wo darta nahi tha,
Tabassum ki buri aadat thi uss ko
Wo mujh ko daikh kar to hansta nahi tha,
Meray dil me hai ab bhi uss ki ulfat
Wo mera tha, meray jaisa nahi tha.....!
MAA K Jo Qareeb Hote Hen,
Dushmn B Un K Habib Hote Hen,
MAA Jin K Paas Hoti He,
Wo Kahan Gharib Hote Hen,
Jo MAA Se Faiz Nahi Hasil Karte,
Wo Log' Badnaseeb Hote Hen,
MAA Jinki Zinda HO,
Wo Boht Khush Naseeb Hote Hen,
ALLAH TALLAH HUM SUB KI MAAO'N Ko SALAMAT Rakhay
Aameen.
Police: Tumhara Dost Kese Mar gya?
Dost: Pata Nai, Wo Bola
"Mere Pait May Chuhey dor Rahe Hein,
kuch do
To Mein ne Use Chuhey Marney Ki DAWA De
Hum ne sub kuch seekha
1 na seekha to
DEEN
hum ne sub kuch samjha
1 na samjha to
QURAN
hum ne sub kuch apnaya
1 na apnai to
SUNNAT e NABVI
hum ne sub ko waqt dia
1 na dia to
NAMAZ ko
hum ne har cheez ki tayari ki
1 na ki to
QABR/AKHRAT ki
hum ne sub ko to razi kia
magar
1 ko razi na kia wo hy
ALLAH
Zindgi-milti-hy
1-Baar
Mout-ati-hy
1-Baar
pyar-hota-hy
1-Baar
Dil-toot,ta-hy
1-Baar
Jb-sb-kuch-hota-hy
1-Baar
To-phr
Light Q jati hai
MuQaDDaR Main Neend Nahi
To Kiya Huwa...
*...SAAQI...*
Jab Mout Aaye Gi
To Jee Bhar K So Lenge...
INDIA walo yaad rakho agar world cup me hum se na haary to,
Shoaib malik or Sania mirza k bad agli bari
Shoaib akhtar or dia mirza ki hay
or
Sheikh Rashid abhi kanwara hai,
,
Or tumari Lata bhi,
,
Or to Or
Wasim Akram ki wife bhi nahi rahi,
or
Sushmita Sen ki age 40 ki hai
,
Or sab se bara khatra SONIYA GANDHI
K Liye hai
,
Sonia ka shohar mar gya hai
,
or
Zardari ko bhi bivi
Khapay
Khapay
khapay..
Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,
Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,
Ap ne HANSI churai HUM khamosh rahe,
But It's 2 much yar,
"CHAPPAL TO WAPIS KRO"
Wife or Husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha..
"Shehzadi"
5 rupe de dey andha hoon.
Husband:
De do, Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga??
Pyar se Hme koi gila ni
Q k Pyar Hme kbi mila nahi
Hamne to ki he zindgi me sirf Dosti
Q.K Dosto se zyada Pyar krne wala Hme mila nai.
Shayad K Main Kamzor Par Jata Us Aakhri MulaQaat Main
''''FAISAL''''
Woh To "Barish" Ki Meherbani Thi Jis Ne Chhupa Liye Aansoo Mere..
1 Ghar me 20 Log rehte hen,
Or
In k ghar me hr Roz 20 Rotiyan pakti hen.
Mard 3 Rotiyan khaty hen,
Aurat 2 Rotiyan khati hen,
Or
Bachy aadhi Roti khata hen.
Ab ap ye btao ic Ghar me kitne Mard hen.?
kitni Aurten hen.?
Or
kitne bachy hen.?
Hum maan jaen gy k ap buht zahen ho.
Challange 4 U.
Is ka jwab lazmi chahie kahein se b mangwa kar b muje send karo.
Q.1.Wo kon se 3 fruits han jo darjan k hisab se bikty hen
1.BANANA
2.ORANGE
3. ..............?
Q.2.who kon si sabzi hy jis k akhr my tar hy
1.tamatar
2.mattar
3. ...........?
Q.3.who kon sa parinda hy jis k akhir ma tar ata hy.
1.kabutar
2.tetar
3. ..........?
Q.4.Aisi kaun se chez hai jis k aakhir main DOOQ aata ho.
1.sandooq
2.bandooq
3. ........?
I love U jani
Aj Bhai Bhai ka Loving Day Hai.
Ye sMs apne sweet brothers ko send kro mje b krna agr pyar@krte ho
Agr 5 sMs apko wapis aye to
U r SO Lucky.
Socha tha teri Saadgi pe likhun ga ik ghazal,
"SAHIR"
Afsoos k teray miyaar k alfaaz na mil sakay mujhy...
Bhool jaana tu Sheva hai Bewafa logo ka
"faraz"
Hum tu un ko bhi yaad rakhtay hain jo hum ko bhool jatay hain....!
"Jo shakhs aankhon se nazar Aney wale insan k sath DHOKHA kar sakta hai,
woh bin dekhey KHUDA k sath "MOHABBAT" nahi kar sakta.
"Main Khoon Baich Kar Roti Khareed Laya Hunn"
"Ameer-e-Shehr Bata Ye Halaal Hai K Nahi..?"
(Silent Message To Our Goverment)
"Waadi-e-NEEND" se jab "kabhi" fursat millay"
*;*;*AY DOST*;*;*
"Agar.. samjho
Munaasib" to
"Hamein" bhi
"Yaad" kr
"Lena"
Profesor: Wt is attention deficit hyperactive disorder
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba
Profesor: Sory,I dont understand anything wt you said
Student: Same here :D
You Hurt me more than what i deserve.
Is it just because i loved u more than what u deserve....??
Metha nahi juice Lakin Piye Ja Rahi Hon,
dunia achi nahe Lakin Jiye Ja Rahì Hoon,
Kisi kanjos Ka SmS Nahi Aa Raha,
Lakin Her kanjos Ko SmS Kiye ja rahi hon.
Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua ha.
Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha.
Pathan: Han, humara bahen ka hua ha :)
My eyes are blinde with out your eyes to see,
Like a rose with out many color’s.
Always be there in my life sweet heart.
Gunnah karne se pehle apni Ungli Aag par Rakh kar dekho k Kiya Jalan Bardasht kar
sakte ho.?
Agr nahi to Socho Jahunum Ki Aag 7 Gunna Tez
hogi.....!!
Jahaan Roti Mazdoor Ki Tankhwa se Mehngi Ho Jaye,
Wahan Do Cheezen Sasti Ho Jati Hain!!
"Aorät ki IZZAT"
"Märd ki GHERAT".
Hazart
Umar Farooq (Radi-Allah-Ho-Anho).
Kambal or Razai ko Karo Maaf..
Cooler or A.C ko Kar Lo Saaf..
Apne Nature Me Rakho Narmi..
Humari Taraf se Apko...
;;;HAPPY GARMI;;;
1 Chhoti Fish Ne Apni Maa Se Pucha:
Hum Pani Me q Rhte Hain Zameen Pe q Nahi?
Maa Ne Kaha:
Hum Fish Hein isliye Pani Me Rhte Ha Zmeen Pe To Sab SELFISH Rehte He
Ham ne 1 MURGA pakra
tokri me band kia
wo nechy sy nikl gya
phr pkra Bnd kia
phr nechy sy nkl gya
gusa aya
Pkra, kata, pkaya, khaya
sala
phr nechy se nikl gya
Roz 72 bar dekhne k baad bhi mere ye smjh nhi aya.
"FARAZ"
Jo 'Anda Ghotala' nhi kha skta us k pas HBL ka Credit Card kese aya?;-)
[GEO MENTARY]
kya ap jante he k Duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaz kahan Uraya Gaya tha.?
Jwb janye is break k bad..
Ufone tm hi to ho
LU ka zira +
Tapal Danedar Tagra Dam
Zong say it all
Pantene Katrina ki psand or apki?
Bank Al-Habib bachat account
Surf Excel dadi aik minut
Tarang hi tarang hy
Rofi Aprt mint m Buking jri h!
Duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaz
Uraya Gya tha
HWA MY..!;-)
Jaano aor jaanty rahen.
Dunya men sub se ziyada tezi se phelne wala Mazhab Islam hai
Dunya men sub se ziyada parhi jane wali kitab Quraan hai
world history ki most popular personality Hazrat Muhammad hen
Dunya ka wahid mulk jahan zalzala nahin ata saudi arab hai.
Lab Pe Hadeeso Ki Rawani Le Chal,
Seenay Me Aayat-e-Qurani Le Chal,
Agar Tamana Ho Baagh-e-Jannat Ki,
To Peshani Pe
Sajday Ki Nishani Le Chal.
Boy: I luv U
Tm dunya ki sbse khubsurat larki ho
girl:Acha pr tmhary peche mujh se b zyada haseen girl khri hy
boy mor k pechy dekhta hy pr waha koi ni hota
girl:Agr tm such me mjhse pyar krty tu kbi pechy na dekhty
I hate u.,
MORAL:
Moral woral kuch ni bs
Bachi zra tez nikli..
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Pr msg abi baqi hy mere dost
Boy:chalo Jese tmhari mrzi,mgr ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga,
girl: LO !! Ab mai apne janu se mazak B ni krskti...;-)
A smart statement for changing your life... 'Never raise your voice.. Just improve the quality of your argument.' Then see the difference!
Kya khoob mere shehr me Insaf hua hai,
Ek khoon baha bhi to phir Maaf hua hai,
Ay Q0m teri Qismat me Izatt hai na Gairat,
Ye Raaz bri dair se ab Fash hua hai...
"AFRIDI" se Pucha Gia "MALINGA" Kesi Bowl Krta Hy..??
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Hans Kr Bola
Jese Pakistani Bache Kutty Ko Pathar Marty Hy....!
Rat ko pocha mujse chand sitaro ne
Tjhe bhula dia tere jigri yaron ne
Me ne kaha bhole nhi hy faryad to krte hongy
Mere sms parh k mjhe yad to krte hongy..
1 Purani Kahawat Hy,
K Sote Waqt Kisi Museebat Ko Yaad Nhi Karna Chahiye.
Magar HUM Phir B
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Aap Ko Yaad Kr K Sote Hain.
"Jitna log tngdsti se drte he, utna agr dozkh se drain tu dono se bach jain.
or jitna log janat ki fikr krte he, utni agr Eman ki fikr krain tu dono ko pa le.
Ibadat janat k liye mat kro, is liye kro k ALLAH ibadat k laiq ha.
Rizq ALLAH ka wada ha, so kisi bndy sey is ki umid mat kro.
Apne nafs ki hifazat karo'
Isay aachay aamaal main masroof rakho
WARNA
Ye tumhe buray kamo main masroof kar dega.
(Hazrat.Imam shafi)
Prophet Muhammad (p.b.u.h) ne farmaya: Sab se behtar din jiss per sooraj tulu hota hai, Jamah ka din hai, Iss din Hazrat Adam paida huye, Aur issi din Janat main dakhal kiye gye, Aur issi din nikale gye. Aur Qyamat Jummah ke din he qyam ho gi.
Jumah Mubarak
Keemat Pani ki Nahi Pyaas ki Hoti he.
Keemat Maut ki Nahi Sans ki Hoti he,
Dost to Bahut Hote hain Duniya Me,
Keemat Dosti ki Nahi Aetibar ki Hoti he..
You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get.
No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true.
Glass tote to kya awaz ati ha?
Crush
Nai yar
Ami ki awaz ati hy
"Tordo sb tor do Kambkhto 1 b na chorna tmhre susral waly aenge to rooh Afza loty me pilaungi"
Meri hansi ka hisab kon karega
Meri Galti ko Maaf kon karega
AE KHUDA mere dosto ko salamat rakhna
Warna meri shadi mein Munni Badnam Wala Dance kon karega:-)
Pathan Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..
Q
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Q k
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha,,,
" HOUSE FULL "
PERSONALITY IS:
who we are & what we do when everybody is watching.
CHARACTER IS:
who we are & what we do when NOBODY is watching.
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
Shayad Meri Nakami Ki Aik Ye Bhi Waja Hai AeyDost
"Cheez Jo Bhi Mangta Hon Sub Sey Anmol Mangta HooN"
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!
Ye Dua WALDAIN k liye hai Plz Sb aik baar Aameen kahen!
Ae ALLAH,
hamare WALDAIN ko
Sehat or Tandrusti ata Farma, Unki tamam pareshanion ko khatam kar or unhen hamesha hamare liye salamat rakh.
( AAMEEN )
Agar ap apne WALDAIN k liye dua karwana chahty hain to send it to maximum People...
1k Pathan Shope Pay Gaya Pepsi
Ki Bottle Li..!
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Aur Shope Keeper Se Kahny Laga
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Yara Wo Bacha Kider Hain Jo Pepsi
Pi K Kahta Hain Mujay bi Anpnay
Sath Le Chalo?????
7 Fact in the world:
1. Your eyes are the only parte you can
Not wash with soap.
2. You can not count your hair.
3. Your tongue can not touch your last teeth.
4. Only the stupid one’s will do the 3rd part.
5. You will smile because your tongue can
Reach all your teeth.
6. You will laugh because you look like a fool.
7. You will forward this because you had fun
And you want revenge…!!
“I Don’t Believe Anyone”
In a Exame, chieldern were given
2 write an easy on mother.
A cute chield wrote:
“Combination of million words 4m
26 Alphabets can never express my
Loving my mom.”
I don’t believe in taking right decisions…
I take Decisions and make them Right…
(Jinnah)
Difference between Secretary and
Personal Secretarry….!!?
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Secretary Says:
“Good Morning Sir!”
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Personal Secretary Says:
“Oh My God,
It’s Morning Sir..!!
The way you best teach...
The knowlledge you nice share...
The care you look take...
The love you high shower..
Makes you & Makes You...
The world's all best teacher...
Happy Teacher's Day!
Har Janib Samandar hain,
Kinara Q Nahi Milta,
Mare Dill Ye Bata Mujh Ko
Sahara Q Nahi Miltaa,
Mujhe Is Sheher Mein Din Bhar
Hazaron Log Milte Hein,
Jise Mein Dhoondne Nikla ho,
Wo Pyara Q Nahi Miltaa,
**Jise Chaha**
**Jise Dekha**
**Jise Socha**
**Jise Likha**
Mere “ALLAH”
Mere Us Se Sitara Q Nahi Miltaa…!!!
If Life Is a Game
“I Wish, You Always Winn”
If Life Is a Journey
“I Wish, You Walk On Rosess”
If Life Is Joy
“I Wish, You Alwayss Smile”
If Life Is Love
“I Wish, You Always Love With Me”
May The Best Of Jumma,
Shine In Your House.
The Strength Of Eemaan,
Stay in Your Heart.
And may “ALLAH”Shower
His Countles
Blessings
On You and Your Family
On This Holy Day.
(“JUMMA MUBARAK”)
“MAA” tab bi roti thi jab beta
Khana nahi khata tha.
Aur…
“MAA” ajj bi roti hain jab beta khana
Nahi deta.
What is Mother?
“When apples are 4 and we Are 5 then my “Mom” Says
“I Don’t Like Apple".
Aik bohat ameer aadmi nay bohri mann ki tanhae ko door karnay ky liye usnay aik bohat qemti chirya khareed kar di.
Jab wo dobara maan say milnay aaya tu us nay mann say pocha.
"Ami chirya app ko kaisi lagi?
"Wo bohat lazeez thi" Maan ny jawab dia.
Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I'd be dreaming of you ... but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren't a dream
Good morning,
i mean
Good Evening
Sorry,
Good Night,
mmm......
I think.?
time is not important
I just want to say
"" I MISS YOU VERY VERY MUChH"""
Jumma ke din ke Fazail
1.Jumma K Din Jahannum Ki Aag Nahi Jalai Jati.
2.Jumma Ki Raat Dozakh K Darwazay Nahi Khultay.
3.Jumma K Din Marnay Walay Khush Naseb Muslim Ko Shaheed Ka Rotba Diya Jata Hai.
4.Jumma K Din Agar Haj Ho To Uska Sawab 70 Haj K Barabar Hota Hai.
5.Jumma 1 Naiki Ka Sawab 70 Naikiyon K Barabar Hai.
6.Jumma K Din Huzor Pak(S.A.A.W) Khud Apnay Kano Say Dorod Pak Suntay Hain.
Subhan Allah
Jumma Mubarak
Kamran Akmal's House address .. 283 Block E Defence Lahore
Agar aaj kch nhi karo gae to kal bhugto gae... Khamoshi ka boycott.
Master: 2 main se 2 gye, kitne bache,
Papu: samjh main nahi aya sir,
Master: Tumhare pass 2 rotian hain, tum ne dono kha li, to tumhare pass kya bacha
Papu: Sabji
A management student hugs a girl..
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
*girl slaps the boy*
Boy: what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!
Agar Custom Ya PIA main Kisi
Ko Job Per Lagwana Ho Tu Mujhe
Bata Do Urgent…!!!
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Main Masjid main Hoon.
Uss K Liyee “DUA” Kar
Loon Ga…!!!
Q K
Main Itna He Karsaktaa Hoon.
Kabhi Main Rooth Jaon To Kuch Is Tarah Manana Mujh Ko..?
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Jese Vina Aaeeeeshmit Ko Manati Hai.
UMmAH ummah Ummmah ummmah.
“You can not chang your future,
But
You can chang your habit
And it is sure that your will change
Your future.”
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
1.Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think?
Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura Sworgalok Ghumna Sakthiyo,
Beech Batai Farkiyo .
Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
