1 Admi ki shadi Mobile compny me kam krne wali Larki se hui"

Shohar Ghungat uthane lga to Boli. 

braye Mehrbani is Menu se intikhab kijiye"

Bed pr bithane k liye 1 dabaye

Ghungat uthane k liye 2 dabaye

Batein krne k liye 3 dabaye 

Soney k liye 4 dabaye

Shohar"

Ab ye bi bta do papa baney k liye kya dabau

Bivi boli system is nmbr ki shanakht ni kr raha

Braye mehrbani Mazid malomaat k liye mari ami sy rabta kren

Mujse Shadi krne ka Shukria.

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Tum roth Jao Humse To ek Kaam Kr Dana

Kuch Pal Apne Hmare Naam Kr Dana!

Agr Aa Jaye Mout Hamen Tere Aane Se Pehle,

To Aa Kr Mere Janaze Ka Ehtaram Kr Jana!

Na Rona Is Qadar Ke Takleef Ho Hamen,

Mout Ko B Mazak Smj Kr Anjaan Ban Jana!

Me ek Din So Jaonga Sada Ke Liye,

Phir Muje Bewafa Keh Ke Badnam Kr Jana

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Bazar wali Nazuk Si

Ofice wali Narm Narm

Muhally wali Patli Si

Hotel wali chikni Chkni

Ghar wali garam Grm

Wesy ap ko Kon si






Roti pasnd hai

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Bachpan to sbka pyara hota hy

Mera bachpan b boht acha tha

Meri maa thi Bap tha

me bachpan se hi boht hasin thi jo b dekhta mri tarif krta

jb jawan hui t0 na jany Q Mjhe dosry shehr bhej dya gya dr asal shehr kia ye t0 bs ek bazar tha jo ata mri tarif krta mjhy hath lgata 0r chala jata phr na jany me ktny logon k hathon farokht hue ab phr ek bazar me ho jahan hr koi ata hy mre husn ki tarif krta hy mre badan ko chuta hy 0r agy barh jata hy

Na jany mjhy kb mera haqiqi khridar milega 0r me uski ho jaongi.

 

AJ Rat dekhye

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Ek(Cow)

Ka khasusi interview

 

CameraMan Papu k Sath

Maweshi Mandi Karachi@

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2020 Main Is Tarah Hoga:

Larki Larke

Ko Dekh

Kar Kahegi,

0ye Dekh Yaar

Kya Pappu

Bacha Ja

Raha Hay,

2nd Girl;"Chal Iska Number

Leti Hun,

Girls;"0ye Murghay

Tera Number

Kya Hay?

Larka Sharmate

Howy Kahega;-)

Aap K Ghar

Mein BAAP, BHAI

Nahi Hain

KYA??

Larki;"Baap Bhai

Hain,

Par Tu Nhi

Hay Chiknayyy..

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Main ab bhi waisi hoon

wohi muntzir Aankhen,

wohi beqrar lehja,

wohi madham saansen,

Main ab bhi waisi hoon

wohi raahon me beth kar KISI Ka intzaar krna,

wohi KISI ko dekhne ki khaatir,

Apna saara din bekaar krna,

wohi KISI ki srgoshiyon ko ghor se sun'na,

wohi apni raaton me KISI k khwab bun'na,

wohi apni baaton me kISI ka zikr krna,

wohi KISI K liye din, Raat fikr krna,

Main ab bhi waisi hoon

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Muni nahane gai

kapre utare

darwaza baja

boli=KAUN?

Jawb aya=POSTMAN

Kapre pehen k letter lia

phir nahane gai kapre utarey

darwaza bja

boli=KAUN?

Jawab aya=DHOBI

Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,

Phir nahane gai

kapre utare

darwza bja

phir boli=KON?

Jwab aya=shabeer

parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hy

muni ne socha kya farq prta ha kapre nhi pehnti

aise he chali gai

darwza khola

shabeer ne mithai di

muni=kis khushi me

shabeer=mri Aankhain theek ho gai hain

or is tarha muni badnam hoi.......

Ab pata chala k munni q badnam howe Is leye kehta tha k koi dekhy na dekhy shabeer to dekhyga.. 

ExpREsS nEW$

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Ap logo se munni ka sawal, jo munni tarap tarap k ap se pochti he?

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Kmeno

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MAA KA LAADLA BHi TO BIGRA THA ???

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FBI officer:Sir,dunia ka kona kona dekh liya lkin OSAMA ka kahi pata nhi chala

0BAMA:Goli maro OSAMA ko,

Pata karo k ye

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Munni kon hai?

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Girl: Kon Ho Tum

Boy: Hasrat Tumhari

Girl: Takte Ho Kia

Boy: Surat Tumhari

Girl: Karte Ho Kia

Boy: Poja Tumhari

Girl: Kafir Ho Kia

Boy: Aisa He Sahi

Girl: Chahte Ho Kia

Boy: Doste Tumhari

Girl: Pachtao Ge

Boy: Qismat Humari

Girl: Married Hoon Main.

Boy: Pehle Bhonk deti MANHOOS MARI.

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