Hamare USTAD BABA farmate hain, BETA!

Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti,

Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bachi nahi hoti

Geo Ustad.

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A Flirty Person Just Remembers

The Birthdays Of Beautiful Females

And Does Not Have Concerns With Their Age.

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Larki Aquarium Ko Dekh K Boli:
'Machaliya Itni Sundar Q Hoti Hen.?

Larka: (SPRITE PITE HUE)

'Q K Wo KAPRE Nahi Pehenti,;>

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SIDHI BAAT No BAKWAS.:-p

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Wat Is D Maximum Limit Of Telling A Lie??
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A Boy Telling His Chinese Girlfriend
"TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN" :P

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Pakistan K 4 Baray Problems:

1. Load Sheding
2. Mehengaai
3. Dhamaky
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Aur

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Nojawano Ko Har Haftay Hony Wala SACHA PYAR...:-P

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Girl in Shop:
Bhaiya koi Greeting card hai Jisme Likha ho
"Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyar ho"
Shopkeeper:
Haan hai.
Girl: Theek hai, Jaldi se 12 de do,

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Dheery dheery apna bna gya koi....




Pyar k suhany spnay dikha gya koi....




Ae ALLAH!

Ye pyar he hai,




ya....

Phir se Choona lga gya koi.

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Le jigar
3 popular larkion k Number



Bilqees Edhi
03339200068

surf excel wali dadi
03215659217

Zubaida aapa
03458525363

thanx bol k rulae ga kya pagley;-)

Sent:
8-mar-1922
11:02:32 pm
Late delvrd due to signl problm
:-)

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Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon

"Faraz"
Us ne muskra k kaha " humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena.
<('.') /"/>
_/"\_oh no!

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Uske chor jany k baad men t0u marny hi wala tha..



FARAZ..




K achank yad aya, uski c0usin bhi b0ht lush hy.


\(',')/ jaan me )( jaan agai / \

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Tandor ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,
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Arz kiya hy!
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Tandor ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,


or jis nmbr se bar bar mis cal aaye,wo kbhi bacchhi nhi hoti...

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Boy: I luv U
Tm dunya ki sbse khubsurat larki ho

girl:Acha pr tmhary peche mujh se b zyada haseen girl khri hy

boy mor k pechy dekhta hy pr waha koi ni hota

girl:Agr tm such me mjhse pyar krty tu kbi pechy na dekhty
I hate u.,

MORAL:
Moral woral kuch ni bs
Bachi zra tez nikli..
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Pr msg abi baqi hy mere dost


Boy:chalo Jese tmhari mrzi,mgr ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga,

girl: LO !! Ab mai apne janu se mazak B ni krskti...;-)

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