Once Santa Farted In English Class :
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Teacher: "What is This"?
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Sardar: "This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D
Sardar: Agar Opration Mein Meri Mout Ho Jaye To Operation Karny Walay Doctor Say Shadi Kar Lena.
BV: aeysa na kehiye..
Sardar: To Kiya Dr. Ko Maaf Kr Doon??;-
Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua ha.
Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha.
Pathan: Han, humara bahen ka hua ha:-
Srdr: Tmko shrm ni ati tera baap tailor hai or tmhari shirt phati hai,
Pathan: Shrm to tm ko nai ati tmhara baap dentist hy or tera bhai bina dant k peda hua
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
