Showing posts with label Boy Girl SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boy Girl SMS. Show all posts

COUPLE SITTING SILENTLY...

On Wednesday, March 30, 2011 0 comments

COUPLE SITTING SILENTLY...


Girl Thinking.
Why he is not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another girl?Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Dont I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Hav i grown fat?
Why is he upset?


BOY Thinking.Agar Shoaib Akhtar ko khilaya to nikalen ge kis ko.

Girl: Kon Ho Tum

On Tuesday, March 29, 2011 0 comments

Girl: Kon Ho Tum

Boy: Hasrat Tumhari

Girl: Takte Ho Kia

Boy: Surat Tumhari

Girl: Karte Ho Kia

Boy: Poja Tumhari

Girl: Kafir Ho Kia

Boy: Aisa He Sahi

Girl: Chahte Ho Kia

Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari

Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari

Girl: Married Hoon Main.

Boy: Pehle Bhonk deti MANHOOS MAARI.. ;-)

1 larki ne Shadi k liye 1 Zaheen Larka Talash kia

On Wednesday, March 23, 2011 0 comments

1 larki ne Shadi k liye 1 Zaheen Larka Talash kia...
Lekin us Larkay ne Shadi se inkar ker dia...
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Q...?

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Q k wo Waqai Zaheen tha ...

GIRLFRIEND

On Saturday, November 27, 2010 0 comments

Dosto aaj hum 1 Ajib-o-Garib Makhlok ka bare M Parhenge
Is Jandar ka Nam hai
GIRLFRIEND
G han
GIRLFRND
Ye aksar Boyfrnd k sath pai jati hai,
Inki pasndida Ghiza boyfrnd ka belance hai,
Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha Jata hai,
Is jandar ka sbsey khatarnak hathiyar RONA or emntionaly Blackmail karna hota hai,
Girlfrnd rakhne par Tenshion Nam ki bimari ho jati hai jo laa Ilaaj hai,
Moral : life is ache without a Bachi.

2020 Main Is Tarah Hoga

On Friday, October 29, 2010 0 comments

2020 Main Is Tarah Hoga:
Larki Larke
Ko Dekh
Kar Kahegi,
0ye Dekh Yaar
Kya Pappu
Bacha Ja
Raha Hay,
2nd Girl;"Chal Iska Number
Leti Hun,
Girls;"0ye Murghay
Tera Number
Kya Hay?
Larka Sharmate
Howy Kahega;-)
Aap K Ghar
Mein BAAP, BHAI
Nahi Hain
KYA??
Larki;"Baap Bhai
Hain,
Par Tu Nhi
Hay Chiknayyy..

Girl: Kon Ho Tum

On Wednesday, October 27, 2010 0 comments

Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kia
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kia
Boy: Poja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kia
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kia
Boy: Doste Tumhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Boy: Pehle Bhonk deti MANHOOS MARI.

Boy Follow A Girl...

On Saturday, October 23, 2010 0 comments

Boy Follow A Girl...
Girl: "Tum Mera Peecha Mat Karo Meri Ammi Tumhare Peechay Hein"
Boy: "Tum Fikar Na Karo Mere Abbu Un K Peechay Hein.

Larke larkyo se ziyada naik hen

On Wednesday, October 20, 2010 0 comments

[NEWS ALERT]
Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hui hy k larke larkyo se ziyada naik hen,
Report k mutabek jb koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta he to us ki zuban se foran ye lfz ada hote hen,
(MASHAALLAH)
(SUBHANALLAH)
kitni pyari larki hy,
Jb k koi larki jb kisi larke ko dekhti hy to kehti hy,
"Kamina
Jb dekho ghorta rhta hy"
Isi liye larko ko ziyada naik karar de diya gya he.
[EXPRESS NEWS]
"Hr larki par nazar"

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