Year 2050:
Pakistan National Museum of History & Science
Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.
PM Pakistan ne Iftatah kya.
Surprising 2011:
Good Morning!
(Bina Bijli Kay)...
Have A Nice Day
(Bina Bijli Kay)...
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Stay Happy
(Bina Bijli Kay)
Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?
Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,
5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,
weekends pr bijli totaly free,
rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,
bijli TM HI TO HO,
unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,
bijli the smart choice,
isse sasti srf mombti
K.E.S.C walon say achay tou machar hain ...
"faraz"
Khoon to wo b chostay hain per bill tou nahi mangtay...
<('.')
/"/> Hai k nai?
_/"?/_sch btana!
Dekhte hai k
kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "YES" ma deta hai??
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. . . Light hai?
Khwateen o Hazraat 1 zruri elaan suniye,
1 haseena jis ki ummr 220 saal hai, hr bar ki trah is bar b ghar se bhaag gai hai,
Maa ka naam KESC or baap ka WAPDA batati hai,
uska naam galati se Bijli rakh dia gya hai,
jisy b mily, KHUDA k liye us k susral (Pakistan) bhijwa dein,
faqat, uski saas
AWAAM.
Responses Of Kiss;
American Girl
Kiss Me Infront Of Everyone,
Indian Girl
Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me
Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro,
Light NA AAJAYE..;-)
Load shedding k fawa’id:
Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Zordari ki taraf se Rozgar ki farhami
We live in a "COUNTRY"
1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.
2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free
3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.
4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon
5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.
Wat a NATION!
Spread the awareness the change v need,
Wake up PAKISTAN...!
Wapda Walon se Achay To Machhar Hain Faraz.
Khoon To Woh Bhi Choostay Hain, Par Bill Nahi Mangtay
JAB LIGHT JATI HAI TO
Americans Power House CALL krte hn,
Japnese Fuse Test
krte hn,
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Pakistani
Gali me Jhank kar kehte hen
Shukar he Sab ki gai hy.
Chand sitaron pe kali ghata to chati hogi
taron ki jhilmilati sham to aati hogi
tum lakh chupao hum sy Magar
Light to tumhari b 3 dfa jati ho gi,,...!
Pakistan K 4 Baray Problems:
1. Load Sheding
2. Mehengaai
3. Dhamaky
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Nojawano Ko Har Haftay Hony Wala SACHA PYAR...:-P
What Would Be The Slogan Of;
"PETROL" In 2050 ?? =)
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Buy '5' Liters "PETROL"
&
Get A HOnda 125 "FREE"..=P =D
Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakri
jab ghar aya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
Aadmi wapas Fish ko Darya me Phenk aya
Fish uper ai or zor se chilai
JIYE bhuto:-)
India se nafrat us k culture se pyar
India se nafrat us ki filmon dramon se pyar
India se nafrat us ki adaon adakaron se pyar
Kya ye hi h mohabbat e pakistan
Yad rakhna logon jo quamen apni tehzib o tamadun bhul jaten hn wo bhatak jaten hn
Geo to a se k dunya tumhen yad rakhe
Agr koi apko Dopeher 3 bje kahe
"GUD NIGHT"
ya shaam ko kahe
"GUD MORNING"
Ya raat ko 3 bje kahe
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to samajh lena k wo Wapda k Zulm ka shikar hy
Bijli ne unka dimagh kharab kr dia hy.
Asay logon k leay dua keren
"ALLAH unhe sabr de
AAMEEN
Meri taraf se apko boht boht
"EID MUBARAK"
Responses of KISS;
American Girl
Kiss me infront
of evryone,
Indian Girl
lets go in d
corner & Kiss
me.
Pakistani Girl:
Jaldi karo,
LIGHT NA AJAYE
India jeeta to kio roty ho.
- Film indian pasand
- drama indian pasand
- show indian pasand
- actor indian pasand
- munni aur shela hm ko pasand
- songs indian pasand
jo kam karny se mana kara hai mazhb ne wo sb psnd india k, to india k jeet b psnd kro.
CHAK DE O CHAK DE INDIA.
Pakistan Se Tere Dushmani achi Nahi India..
Q k....
BeBO tere nadaan Hai..
Munni tere badnaam hai...
Sheela tere jawan hai...
Or Captain hamara pathan hai.. :-geo pakistani)
