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Shahid Afrid retirement ke bad Karachi main
"Tandoor"
kholen gain,

Naam ho ga

"Boom Boom Chapati"

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India's one-time dashing batsman,
Sehwag had a high opinion of himself and was very free with his advice to the captain, Dhoni.
'You know,' he said, 'You've picked two men who should never be in the side.'
'Oh really,' said the captain icily, 'and who's the other one?'

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Cricket T20 & IPL ki waja sa b0ht improve hui hai..,
Hame b apna Examinati0n system impr0ve krne k liye Exams me ye Steps lene chahiye:-
1-HAR paper 1.5 ghanty ka 0r 50 No ka h0na chahiye
2-Har 30 MINs k bad Mashwre k lye break h0ni chahiye
3-Hame 1 fre hit den Jis me Student Apni Marzi k 1 sawal ka apni Marzi ka Jawab de
4-Pehle 20MINs ka p0wer play jis me Examiner Hall se bahar rahe
5-Agar kisi sawal ka Answr Wr0ng h0 t0 review ki 0pti0n h0ni chaiye ta k student ßÖ0k sy confirm kr lay..
Forward to change the system; Ägr Äaj nhe ßÖlÖ ge to kal ßhÖgt0 gY..!

!..KHÄ]\/[0SHI¤KÄ..! !..ßÖYC0ÜTT..!

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Pakistan lost by 29 runs 2+9=11. . . .




Aur karo giyara giyara..





Ho gai na Team 9 2 11.:-D;-)

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Pathan was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone,

Security Guard:
Match is over. Now,Why r you stiLL here.?

Pathan:
I'm waiting
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For the HIGHLIGHTS
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Pakistan Se Tere Dushmani achi Nahi India..
Q k....
BeBO tere nadaan Hai..
Munni tere badnaam hai...
Sheela tere jawan hai...
Or Captain hamara pathan hai.. :-geo pakistani)

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india Tayar ho Ja

zra Hushyaar ho Ja

Aa rha hai kamran akmal

Jo crikter hai mukamal

Saath hai us k hafeez

Jis ki Bowling B hai ajeeB

phir hai ShafeeQ ki Bari

Jo hai sab Pe Bhaari

phir misbaha aye ga

iNdia pe Daba00 Bharaye ga

younis B hai Sheer jawan

kre ga india ko preshaN

umar akmal ki kia hai Baat

Bating me sb ko de ga Maat

Afridi T0 hai BO0M,Bo0M

india Jae ga Gh00M

phir aye ga RazzaQ

urra de ga india ki khaak

shoib,ajmal,or Umar gull

india ki Bating kr de ge gull

india teri uhtay ki arthi

world cup aye ga Sohni Dharti

india tera rhy ga Na NishaaN

cup aye ga pakistaN
Inshallah

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Phr jang o jadal ka musam hai,
Phr josh hai sab insano me,
Na toup chalegi na goli,
Ye jang hogi maydano me,
Sabz hilali parcham jb,
Maydano me lahraega,
Jeet ka sehra sir lekar,
Har khilari wapas aega,
Geo ki khushi or dream b hai,
Or josh me apni team b hai
Hum team ki shan badhaenge
Or nara e takbeer lagaenge,
Wohi josh b hai or jaan b hai,
captain hamara khan b hai
ALLAH ki madad par yakin kamil hai,
Meri team mri har dua me shamil hai.

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Dho k pak kar diya mere Allah nay hindu ki zamin ko,

k aj waha ik musalman ko jeet ka sajda karna hai...
SubhanALLAH,

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Tees maar khan ki kamyabi k bad ab pesh he..
Tees(30) March Khan..
Time: 2 pm
Hero: Pakistan
Vilon: India.

Watch Live

Dekna mat bolye ga

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COUPLE SITTING SILENTLY...


Girl Thinking.
Why he is not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another girl?Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Dont I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Hav i grown fat?
Why is he upset?


BOY Thinking.Agar Shoaib Akhtar ko khilaya to nikalen ge kis ko.

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Hum ne to sachin ko itne chance diye thay

"faraz"

magar kia kren bacha abi kaccha ha..:-

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Tu baar baar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar

"Chacha Faraz"

Ek tay pehly worldcup di tension ae, uton teray Rolay nai mukday:-

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" KHABAR DAAR "

30 March ko Kamzor Dil walay hazraat TV na dekhain,
Or wo Log bhi TV sy door rahain jin ko Blood Preasure ka Marz hai,
Or Aap bhi Pamper Pahen kar TV dekh na,
Magar dekhay ga zaror kyun k Daagh to chala jaye ga,
Mgr ye match phir nahi aay ga.

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Mohali ka maidaan.

11 Pakistani VS 70,000 indians.

Phir bhi fiza mein ek he naraa.


Upar chatri.

Nechay saya

Bhaag Dhoni

Shahid ayaa!
:-D :-D
TEKHI MIRCHI ;-)

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Indians se dar nahi lagta sahab.......:-@
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kamran akmal se lagta hai :-P

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Plz forward if u love pakistan...


Haath mein kangan pair mein payal aur maathay pe bindiya!

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O teri to WAAT Lagnay wali hay INDIA...

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Btao aisa kon krta hy?




Shahid afridi wicket lainay k baad;-)

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Yahan to Yusuf or Sohail Tanveer bi world cup khailne nahi gya

FARAZ


Aur wo Pepse k Dhakan k mou wala kehta hai k world cup k liye mujhe bhi sath le chalo:-p

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India Ne Dhamki Di Hy k Agar PAKistan Final Me Poncha To Hm Usko India Me Khelne Nai Denge


Is Pr M.Q.M Walo Ka Elaan Ye Hai:








Final
"Kakri Ground"
Me Hoga.

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