In barishon se dosti achi nahi Faraz
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Machar inhi barishon main aate hain

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Iqbal agar aaj zinda hote to aaj ke halat dekh kar sochte,

Jiss raat main ne Pakistan ka khawab dekha tha,
Kash us raat main sota na aur koi movie dekh leta

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Dear
Potato Chips Companies,

I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
20 Bucks For A Bag Of
60% Chips And 40% Air.
Please Stop Doing That,
Thank You . . . =P =D

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Year 2050:

Pakistan National Museum of History & Science

Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.

PM Pakistan ne Iftatah kya.

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Jab aap sms nahi karte to Itna gussa ata hai,
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Itna gussa ata hai,
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Ke dil to karta hai ke,
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Chappal utaar kar
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Joote pehen loon or,
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aap se milne chala aaon

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1 Afreeki apne khandan k sath jungle main rehta tha,
Ed din usse jungle se aik aina mila,
Wo samjha k us ke baap ki tasveer hai, wo usse apne ghar le gaya or us se roz batain karne laga,
Uski bivi ko shak hua,
Ed din shohar ki gair majoodgi main usen shisha nikala or apna aks dekha k bole “acha ye hai wo kalmuhi jis se mera shohar baatain karta tha”
Usne shisha apni saas ko dikhaya to sass ne kaha “Khair hai fikar na kar buddhi hai jaldi mar jaye gi

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Customer : Waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay

Waiter: Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi

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Surprising 2011:

Good Morning!
(Bina Bijli Kay)...

Have A Nice Day
(Bina Bijli Kay)...

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Stay Happy
(Bina Bijli Kay)

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Ye 1 Mobile hai,
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Is se sms receive receive karne ke ilawa,
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Send bhi kye jate hain,
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Agar yaqeen nahi ata, to send kar de dekhna

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Admi Pathan se: agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Pathan: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admi: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Pathan: janab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

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Promise me we R true friends:

I’m lamp, U’r light.

I’m coke, U’r Sprite.

I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal.

I’m normal, U’r pagal.

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Teacher: Kal tum ne chhutti kyu ki?
Student: Sir ghar main zaruri kaam tha.
Teacher: "Oh i See"
Student:- Sir oh ni ayi si, main hi milan gya c.

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Pathan ney apnee bhabe ko katal kar dia
Police: tum nay apnee bhabe ko katal Kyu kia?
Pathan: Mere dost kay pas call aaee
Woh hans hans kay baat kr rha tha.
Main ne pucha kaun hai.
To bola tumhari BHABI

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"Miss:
Batao wo konsi aurat hai jisko 100% pata hota hy k uska shohar kahan hy?

Pathan:
"BEWA AURAT"

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"Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se Faraz,,,
But iss heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hai just tere liye...
Aaaff Course. ;-) ;-)

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Dard hi dena tha to kisi aur tareeqe se dete Dost,
Sofe par sui rakhne ki kiya zaroorat thi?
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ooeee
< <:
-ammi

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Ye soch k hum ne Exam k dinon me Larki set kar li..
Faraz.!
k Har kamyabi k peche 1 Aurat ka hath hota he
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 )(> O my God i
/ / am so inteligent..

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Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se Mere " D0ST"

Mere Paas Khud Chai Ka 1 Hee Cup Hai
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<))--c(""")
_/\_ """
Sörry, Nazar mat lagao.

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Dekhte hai k
kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "YES" ma deta hai??
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. . . Light hai?

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Khwateen o Hazraat 1 zruri elaan suniye,
1 haseena jis ki ummr 220 saal hai, hr bar ki trah is bar b ghar se bhaag gai hai,
Maa ka naam KESC or baap ka WAPDA batati hai,
uska naam galati se Bijli rakh dia gya hai,
jisy b mily, KHUDA k liye us k susral (Pakistan) bhijwa dein,
faqat, uski saas
AWAAM.

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