Admi Pathan se: agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Pathan: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admi: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Pathan: janab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
Pathan ney apnee bhabe ko katal kar dia
Police: tum nay apnee bhabe ko katal Kyu kia?
Pathan: Mere dost kay pas call aaee
Woh hans hans kay baat kr rha tha.
Main ne pucha kaun hai.
To bola tumhari BHABI
Admi Pathan se: agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Pathan: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admi: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Pathan: janab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha..
Uski wife boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?
Pathan: Tabiyat kharab he.. Doctor ne double roti khaney ko bola he...!
Pathan KhofZadah Tha Or Ro Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Pocha Khan Kia Howa
PathanYaara Kal Humara Class Felow KaInteqal Ho Gya us Ka Roll No 45 Tha Or Mera 46 He :-)
Meri pyari Gulab Baji
Asalam-o-alikum
Baji Aaj Hum Tumko Apne Dil ki Baat Batana Chahta Ha,
khuda ka Qasam Hum Ne Tum ko Jab Se Dekha Ha Humara Neend ur Gaya Ha.
Hum Ek Dum Sharif Larka Ha Baji,
Sab Larkiyon ko Behen ki Nazar Se Dekhta Ha,
Hum Se Shadi karlo Tum,
Hum Tumhain Boht Mohabbat karega Baji,
0r Tum Hum ko Nhi Mili Na To Hum Tarap Tarap k Marjayega Qasam Se Baji .
Faqat Tumhara Bhai
Gul Khan.
I Love U Baji.
1st Pathan:
Yara Hum Ko Film Me Kaam Krne Ka Bara ShoQ Hai.
2nd Pathan:
Tum Ko Role Kon Sa Pasand Hai.
1st Pathan: Qeemy Wala. ;-).!.!
Kia aap is jumle ka matlab bata sakte hain?
"pipe por por pipe por pipe por"
Guess
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Aik pathan apna phone number bata raha hai
"5 44 54 54":-D
Pathan ki girlfrend in romantic mood
"Ghr pe koi nhi hai khaan ajao"
Pathan:Tum mera ghr ajao mery ghr me sab log hain tmhara dil laga rahega.
Pathan's wife:
"aaj hum ne special khana banaya hai jisko kha k aap khushi sy pagal hojaogy
Pathan:aisa kia pakaya hy ?
Wife:
"NASWAR Gosht"....;-)
Pathan was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone,
Security Guard:
Match is over. Now,Why r you stiLL here.?
Pathan:
I'm waiting
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For the HIGHLIGHTS
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"5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",
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"Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Kudna hoga",
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"Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!
Taaliyan
"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"
Moral:
Jo na kate aari se
Wo kate behari se.
Ek Pathan
OXFORD UNIVERSITY ka Professor tha.@
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Neeche
Kiya dekh rahe Ho ?
Mazaq to oopar tha! :-D :-P
Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua ha.
Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha.
Pathan: Han, humara bahen ka hua ha:-
Srdr: Tmko shrm ni ati tera baap tailor hai or tmhari shirt phati hai,
Pathan: Shrm to tm ko nai ati tmhara baap dentist hy or tera bhai bina dant k peda hua
1 Larki Bus me bethi book prh ri thi,
Book ka nam ta
"THE MAN"
Pechy pathan betha chupke se wo book prh rha tha,
bok ma likha tha k brazil k mard bohat "CHARMING"
or
"BALOCHISTAN" k"BALOCH"bohat handsome hote hn,
Kuch der k bad Lrki ne peche dekha or pathan se uska nam pocha,
Pathan:
''RONALDO BUGTI"
Pathan: sir hum ne 1 aisa cheez bnaya ha jis se hum dewar k dosri taraf daikh sakta hai,
American : wow zabrdust kiya bnaya ha,
Pathan :
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Sorakh..
Pehla Pathan: "Oye yaar! tu ek he msg do-do baar kyun bhejta hai?"
Dusra Pathan: "Oye! ek tu rakh liya kar, dusra forward kar diya kar!!".. :-D
Pathan was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone,
Security Guard:
Match is over. Now,Why r you stiLL here.?
Pathan:
I'm waiting
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For the HIGHLIGHTS
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Pathan ki shadi pe sb Pathan hi aaye hoe thy
Khana start hoa to ek Pathan ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayad ye b koi khany ki cheez hy !
Jesy hi wo khany laga
Us k sub dost ek awaz mn chillany lage
"Oye ye mat khana"
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"Bilkul Pheeka hy".
