2011 Girls..!
On Wednesday, May 25, 2011
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2011 Girls..!
Husband : One Cup Coffee...
Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again...!!!
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Husband: Can I Get 4 U Darling....
Showing posts with label Girls SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girls SMS. Show all posts
Larkiyo ne diya hai mjhe is had tak dhoka
On Wednesday, May 18, 2011
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Larkiyo ne diya hai mjhe is had tak dhoka.
Larkiyo ne diya hai mjhe is had tak dhoka
Ab koi larki khud akar bhi number de to main kehta hu.
"PONKA"
99% Of The Girls Are Beautiful
On Wednesday, May 11, 2011
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99% Of The Girls Are Beautiful
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And The Remaining 1% Are My Clasfellows.....!!! :-P
Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
On Sunday, May 8, 2011
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Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.. ;->)
Girl in Shop
On Monday, May 2, 2011
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Girl in Shop:
Bhaiya koi Greeting card hai Jisme Likha ho
"Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyar ho"
Shopkeeper:
Haan hai.
Girl: Theek hai, Jaldi se 12 de do,
Girl doctr se
On Sunday, April 24, 2011
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Girl doctr se:
Meri skin boht soft, mulaayem, sensitive hay aor rang bohat gora hay, sonay se pehlay kya laga k soya karo?
Doctor:
"KUNDI"!!;-)
Khofnaak kahaani
On Friday, April 8, 2011
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Khofnaak kahaani.
Andheri raat men tufaani barish men 1 budha footpath pe khra 1 kitab bech rha tha.
1 larki ayi or us se kitab ki qeemat poochi, us budhy ne kaha 3000 Rps
larki: is ki koi khaas baat?
budha: iska akhri page mt prhna wrna chehra bigar jyega
larki ne wo kitab khareed li or wo bhuda chala gya
Us ne akhri page khola to us ki ankhain khuli ki khuli rh gain or chahra bigar gya.
QK.
kitab ki qimat 30 rupy thi.:-
