Pyar karo krishna ki tarha

 

Shaadiyan karo Ambr ki tarha

 

Lambi umar ho Baa ki tarha

 

Rote raho Sadhana n Akshara ki tarha

 

Sab ko hansao Gattu ki tarha

 

Har janam main aao Anurag ki tarha

 

Qismat se laro Dhani ki tarha

 

Shak karo Naitik ki tarha
or

 

or

 

or

 

Or kiya
Tv band karo or insan bano meri tarha.

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Boy!
Apne ghar walo ko chordia tre lye,sb se rishta tor dia tre lye, tune aj tk kia kya mre lye. .

 

Larki!
Munni budnam hui darling tre lye. . ;-p

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Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha,
K.!

 

Lehjy Barf ho jayen to Pighla Nhi krty

 

Parindy Darr k urr jayen to lota Nhi krty,

 

Usy Main ne hi Likha tha

 

Yaqeen uth Jaye to
Shayad
Kabi Wapis Nhi aata

 

Hawaon ka koi Tufan
Kabi Barish Nhi Lata

 

Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha
K
Sheesha 1 Bar TOOT Jaye to

 

Kabi JURR Nhi Pata.

 

Wabasta Jin se UMEEDEN hon

 

WO Badal Jayen

 

To!

 

JIYA NHI JATA.

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PATHAN new Car laya.dost bola:yara is par kuch aesa likhwa k pata chale ye pathan ka gari ha.
Pathan ne charo gates pe likhwa dia
DARWAZA BAHAR KI TARAF KHOLEN.

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Teri NAFRAT mein wo DAM nahi

jo meri dosti ko mita dey

Meri dosti ka samundar

Teri soch se bhi gehra hai..
I am missing u.

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(Alag Baat Hai)

 

 

 

Ap k pas dimagh hai

 

Chalta nahi wo alag baat hai

 

 

 

Ap smart hain

 

Koi manta nahi wo alag bat hai

 

 

 

Aap ameer hain

 

Lekin kanjus hain wo alag baat hai

 

 

 

Aap sharif hain

 

Lagta nahi wo alag bat hai

 

 

 

Aap k pas cell fone hai

 

Balance nahi wo alag bat hai

 

 

 

Kafi izzat hai ap ki

 

Koi krta nahi wo alag baat hai

 

 

 

Mai ne to ap ki tareef ki hai

 

Ap ko insult lagey ye alag bat hai....,:R

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"LIPS"
gajer ki tarah,

 

"GAAL"
timatar ki tarah,

 

"EYES"
matar ki tarah,

 

"Poora face"
GOBI ki tarah,

 

Ae("ALLAH")1 acha dost diya

 

Wo b Sabzi Mandi ki trhan.

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A fantastic signboard on highway for encouraging slow driving.

 

"Mr. Late"

 

is always
better than..

 

"Late Mr.!"

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Kia ap Shadi krna chahty hain?

 

Kia kaha?

 

HAAN?

 

Pehly zra isko parh len:

 

1) POLICEMAN:
Sb mujhsy drty hain or main Biwi se.

 

2) MOCHI:
Main jooton ki murammat krta hun or Biwi meri.

 

3) TEACHER:
Main School main muslsal bolta hun or ghar main sirf sunta hun.

 

4) OFFICER:
Main office main Boss hun or ghar main mulazim.

 

5) JUDGE:
Main Court main faisly sunata hun or ghar main khud insaaf ka talabgar...!

 

Faisla aap k hath main hai,
*HÄPPY KUNWÄRI LIFE*

 

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Ek admi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi 1 Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
"Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Do gi

 

jab us orat ne chothi bar ye hi alfaaz bole to admi ghusse se Bola:
"O baji jee Jaldi Fesla Kro,
Halway k chakar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun.

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