Khofnaak kahaani.

Andheri raat men tufaani barish men 1 budha footpath pe khra 1 kitab bech rha tha.
1 larki ayi or us se kitab ki qeemat poochi, us budhy ne kaha 3000 Rps

larki: is ki koi khaas baat?

budha: iska akhri page mt prhna wrna chehra bigar jyega

larki ne wo kitab khareed li or wo bhuda chala gya




Us ne akhri page khola to us ki ankhain khuli ki khuli rh gain or chahra bigar gya.



QK.











kitab ki qimat 30 rupy thi.:-

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1 NASHAYI Raksha Mai Baitha Or Bola:

Karachi Chalo

Raksha Wala: Tum Karachi Mai Hi Khare Ho

NASHAYI: Ye Lo 50 Rupey Or Ayinda Itna Taiz Raksha Mat Chalana.

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Ufone marriage menu mein khushamdeed

Rishtey k LIAY 1 dabaen

Mangni k LIAY 2 dabaen

SHADI k LIAY 3 dabaen

pasand ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen

our,

Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dabaen...!!

Ufone cal krney ka shukriah,
ALLAH HAFIZ.

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A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
..
Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
..
......He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
..
..
Student: "Nice to hear again and again"

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Agr Columbus married hota
to
kbi America dscover na kr pata
.
reasonz
.
1-kahan ja rhe ho?
.
2-kyun?
.
3-kis k sath?
.
4-muje B le chlo.
.
5-wapis kb Aao ge?
.
6-Ghar reh k hi discover kr lo.
.
7-Meri Ammi ko he le jao.
.
8-Mere liay kya lao ge?
.
9-Pohanch k fon krna.
.
10-wapsi pe dahi lete ana:-

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Test ur chemistry knowledge:
which Deadly weapon can be made with Tungston, Iodine & iron

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- WIFE




(W+I+Fe):-D

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Choom Leti hain Latak kar kabi Chehra kabi Labb...""!

Tum ny Zulfon ko bohat Sar pe Charha Rakha hai...

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Ye tera wahem hai k tumhe hum bhool jainge,KHAN
Wo koi or Nagar hoga jahan bewafa log rehte hain..

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Responses of KISS;

American Girl
Kiss me infront
of evryone,

Indian Girl
lets go in d
corner & Kiss
me.








Pakistani Girl:
Jaldi karo,
LIGHT NA AJAYE

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1 Borhay Kisan Ne Apne Be'gunah Bete Ko Jail Mai Khat Likha

Pyare Bete!
Me Is Saal Aalo Ki Fasal Nhi Bo Skta Mujse Khait Ki Khudai Nhi Ho Rhi
Kash Tum Meri Madad Kar Sakte"
Bete Ne Jawab Diya,
ABBA!
Khait Mat Khodna,
Q K Waha Mene Aslaha Chupaya hai.
Agle Din Police Ne Sare Khait Ki Khudai Kar Di Lekin Unhen Waha Kuch Na Mila.
Bete Ne Phir Khat Likha
ABBA!
Ab Ap Aalo Ki Fasal Bo Skte Hain! Mai Yaha Se Ap K Liye Itna Hi Kar Sakta Tha.

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