Baray afsos ki baat hai Pura din guzar gya sb ne wish kiya magr tm ne mujy wish nahi kiya :-
tmhe nahi malom Aaj
"beautiful" people day hy.
Le jigar
3 popular larkion k Number
Bilqees Edhi
03339200068
surf excel wali dadi
03215659217
Zubaida aapa
03458525363
thanx bol k rulae ga kya pagley;-)
Sent:
8-mar-1922
11:02:32 pm
Late delvrd due to signl problm
:-)
2 lovers in K.F.C,
Larka:
kia khao gi jan?
Larki:
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"Haleem"
mangwalo
Moral:
or phasao korangi ki bchi.... Hogaey na zalil k.F.C me.
:-
Zindgi-milti-hy
1-Baar
Mout-ati-hy
1-Baar
pyar-hota-hy
1-Baar
Dil-toot,ta-hy
1-Baar
Jb-sb-kuch-hota-hy
1-Baar
To-phr
Light Q jati hai
Pathan's wife:
"aaj hum ne special khana banaya hai jisko kha k aap khushi sy pagal hojaogy
Pathan:aisa kia pakaya hy ?
Wife:
"NASWAR Gosht"....;-)
1 Gulab Humesha Gulab Rehta Hai
Chahe Wo Gamle Men Rahe ya Ghazal Men
Usi Tarah Tum Humesha Mere dost Rahoge
Chahe Tum Zoo Men Raho Ya Mental Hospital Men:-)
Pathan was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone,
Security Guard:
Match is over. Now,Why r you stiLL here.?
Pathan:
I'm waiting
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For the HIGHLIGHTS
....!
Her Khushi Mein Kuch kami Reh Jaye gi,
Aankh Thori Shabnami Reh Jaye gi,
Zindgi ko Aap Kitna Hi Sanwariye
Bin hamare Koi Na Koi Kami Reh Jaye gi...
Teacher 2 student-homewrk kyun ni kiya?
Stdnt-sir,lyt nahi ti.
Teachr-toh mombatti jala leta.
Studnt-sir,maachis ni ti.
Teachr-kyu?
Studnt-puja ghar me rkhi ti.
Teachr-toh le aata.
Studnt-nahaya ni tha sir.
Teachr-nahaya kyu ni tha?:-@
studnt-paani ni tha sir
teachr-arey,pani kyu ni tha?
Studnt-sir motor ni chal ri ti.
Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua?
Studnt-sir kitni bar bolu lyt ni ti.
"5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",
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"Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Kudna hoga",
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"Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!
Taaliyan
"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"
Moral:
Jo na kate aari se
Wo kate behari se.
