What is Mother?

“When apples are 4 and we Are 5 then my “Mom” Says

“I Don’t Like Apple".

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Aik bohat ameer aadmi nay bohri mann ki tanhae ko door karnay ky liye usnay aik bohat qemti chirya khareed kar di.

Jab wo dobara maan say milnay aaya tu us nay mann say pocha.

"Ami chirya app ko kaisi lagi?

"Wo bohat lazeez thi" Maan ny jawab dia.

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Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

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I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I'd be dreaming of you ... but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren't a dream

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Good morning,
i mean
Good Evening
Sorry,
Good Night,
mmm......
I think.?
time is not important
I just want to say
"" I MISS YOU VERY VERY MUChH"""

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Jumma ke din ke Fazail

1.Jumma K Din Jahannum Ki Aag Nahi Jalai Jati.
2.Jumma Ki Raat Dozakh K Darwazay Nahi Khultay.
3.Jumma K Din Marnay Walay Khush Naseb Muslim Ko Shaheed Ka Rotba Diya Jata Hai.
4.Jumma K Din Agar Haj Ho To Uska Sawab 70 Haj K Barabar Hota Hai.
5.Jumma 1 Naiki Ka Sawab 70 Naikiyon K Barabar Hai.
6.Jumma K Din Huzor Pak(S.A.A.W) Khud Apnay Kano Say Dorod Pak Suntay Hain.

Subhan Allah
Jumma Mubarak

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Jo dill ki baat he samjhe na dill lagi jane,
Wo be wafa to nahi, be misal lagta hai,

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Kamran Akmal's House address .. 283 Block E Defence Lahore
Agar aaj kch nhi karo gae to kal bhugto gae... Khamoshi ka boycott.

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Master: 2 main se 2 gye, kitne bache,
Papu: samjh main nahi aya sir,
Master: Tumhare pass 2 rotian hain, tum ne dono kha li, to tumhare pass kya bacha
Papu: Sabji

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A management student hugs a girl..

girl: what is this?

Boy: direct marketing.

*girl slaps the boy*

Boy: what is this?

Girl: customer feed back!

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