Angrez Pthan se bola:
Hamare USA mein 80% shadiyan E.mail se hoti hen
Pthan: Kamal he
Humare PAKISTAN me to 100%Shadiyan Female se hoti hain...
Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi
Umar Beet Jati Hai sirf Is ka Ehsaas Samajhne Mein......?
Jo bhi bura bhala hai allah janta hai
bande ke dil mein kya hai allah janta hai
yeh farsh-o-arsh kya hai allah janta hai
pardon mein kya chhupa hai allah janta hai
jaakar jahaan se koi wapas nahin hai aata
woh kaunsi jagah hai allah janta hai
neki-badi ko apni kitna hi tu chupaye
allah ko sab pata hai allah janta hai
yeh dhoop chaon dekho yeh subah-o-shaam dekho
sab kyon yeh ho raha hai allah janta hai
kismat ke naam ko to sab jante hain lekin
kismat mein kya likha hai allah janta hai
Aap aur PEPSI mein 3 cheezain same hain.
1. Sab ko pasand hai
2. Dono sweet ho
Or
3. Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai...
Teacher:
'3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k.
Enginering parh kar bhi medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D
Miss:shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon?
Miss:very good.bato.
Bablo: mis collage k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D
Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt.tm sahi bto gy.
Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy
Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tk hy
Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nhi gai
Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka sawaad ab tk hai
Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K.!
Lehjy Barf ho jayen to Pighla Nhi krty
Parindy Darr k urr jayen to lota Nhi krty,
Usy Main ne hi Likha tha
Yaqeen uth Jaye to Shayad Kabi Wapis Nhi aata
Hawaon ka koi Tufan Kabi Barish Nhi Lata
Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K
Sheesha 1 Bar TOOT Jaye to Kabi JURR Nhi Pata.
Wabasta Jin se UMEEDEN hon WO Badal Jayen
To!
JIYA NHI JATA.
Door Hai Manzil Karib Hai Kinara
Kyo Nhai Aya Sms Tumara
Bhol Gaey Number Ya Nam Hamara
Ya Mil Gia Koi Hum Se Bhi Pyara.
