The only political leader who never went to jail. He is no other but our country's founder, Mr. Mohammad Ali Jinnah!!
Mind Game
Mind Game
Solve any 6 questions.
Every question has 10 marks, pass marks 60.
CORRECT THE SPELLING.
Q.1 OKEYRWN
(a city)
Q.2 KASNLRIA
(a country)
Q.3 AECITHGN
(profession)
Q.4 DIKYEN
(body part)
Q.5 TOSLU
(flower)
Q.6 BAITRB
(animal)
Q.7 NOMETARLLEW
(fruite)
Q.8 nicepsh
(vegitable)
Q.9 NTISEN
(game)
Q.10 SHOALI
( name)
Boss nokar se
Boss nokar se: tum kisi kam se jaty ho to 2,3 ghanty tk wapis hi nahi aaty?
Naukar:
sir ap ne hi to kaha tha k bijli ki tarha jao
or bijli ki tarha aao.
Dil K Bazar Me Sab Se Gareeb Hoon
Dil K Bazar Me Sab Se Gareeb Hoon
Khuwabon Ki Dunya Me Sab Se Badnaseeb Hoon
Tere Paas Mere Liye Waqt Nahi
oR Log Samajhte Hai K Main Tere Sab Se Kareeb Hoon
Bus main latak k any walo
Bus main latak k any walo.
Light k baghair rehny walo.
Dehshat gardi bardasht karny walo.
Strike main ghar bethny walo.
Har cheez per Extra tax deny walo.
33.Rs ka petrol
70.Rs main kharedny walo.
Sailaab me dia howa saman Dobara market sy kharidny walo.
Sheher ki lights ka bill apnay ghar se deny walo.
Aik mulk main 2 eid mnanay walo.
Pepsi pe 5 rupay kam kar k pura mahina msg krny walo.
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Kia Haal Chaal hein???
Promises and Friends are like snow balls
Promises and Friends are like snow balls.
It's easy to make them but it's too difficult to keep them.
Ye rasm sikhai hai HUSSAIN IBNE ALI ne
Anjam-e-wafa kya hai socha nhi krty
Momin kbi haalaat se soda nhi karty
Ye rasm sikhai hai HUSSAIN IBNE ALI ne
Sar sajde mey ho to teeron ki parwa nhi kerty.
Pocho Yazeed Se K Tera Raaj Kahan Hai
Pocho Yazeed Se K Tera Raaj Kahan Hai?
Wo Khoon Se aaluda Tera Taaj Kahan Hai?
Zinda Hai HUSSAIN Ibn-e-ALI Zinda Rahega!
Lanat K Siwa Zikr Tera Aj Kahan Hai?
Today's sunset is the last sunset of this year
Today's sunset is the last sunset of this year & i pray that al ur wories set down wid the sunset& new beam of new year spread hapines in ur life...Amen!
HAPPY NEW YEAR !
Ek swal pochon naraz mat hona
Ek swal pochon naraz mat hona.)
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Pepsi wala swal nhi hy?
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Munni wala swal bhi nhi hy?
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Dadi Umer ko kyon awaz dey rhi thin? Jo umer keh rha tha dadi 1 minit :D
Pappu: Aaj din bht bura guzra
Pappu: Aaj din bht bura guzra,
Drwaza khola kundi hath mai,
Nul khola tooti hath mai,
Suitcase uthaya handle hath mai,
Ab dar raha hu susu kru k na kru.@
Bana lo usse apna jo tumhain chahta ho...
Bana lo usse apna jo tumhain chahta ho...
"""MOHSIN"""
khuda ki qasam bari mushkil se mila karte hain ye shidat se chahne wale...
Tum Mujhay AL-Wida Nhi kehna
Tum Mujhay
AL-Wida Nhi kehna
Tum Se Naata Hay Yun
Wafaon ka
Jaisy khushbu Se Hay Hawaon ka
Jaisay Honton Se Hai Duaon ka
Jaisay Rishta Hai Dhoop Chaon ka
Jaisay jismoon Se Aatmaoon ka
Saray Bandhan Na Tor k jana
Ab Tere Bin Mujy Nhi Rehna
Tum Mujhy
AL-Wida Nhi Khena.
SWAL kuch b ho JAWAB
"SWAL"
kuch b ho
"JAWAB"
aap hi ho
"RASTA"
koi b ho
"MANZIL"
aap hi ho
"DUKH"
kitna hi ho
"KHUSHI"
aap hi ho
"GUSA"
jitna b ho
Per "DOST"
aap hi ho..
GIRLFRIEND
Dosto aaj hum 1 Ajib-o-Garib Makhlok ka bare M Parhenge
Is Jandar ka Nam hai
GIRLFRIEND
G han
GIRLFRND
Ye aksar Boyfrnd k sath pai jati hai,
Inki pasndida Ghiza boyfrnd ka belance hai,
Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha Jata hai,
Is jandar ka sbsey khatarnak hathiyar RONA or emntionaly Blackmail karna hota hai,
Girlfrnd rakhne par Tenshion Nam ki bimari ho jati hai jo laa Ilaaj hai,
Moral : life is ache without a Bachi.
Pathan ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Lrki se kaha
Pathan ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Lrki se kaha:
Aap ne pehchana Mujh ko?
Lrki:
nahi
pathan:
main wohi hun jisko aap ne parso bhi nhi Pehchana tha.!.
Hùm Nèèñd K Shòqèéñ Tò Zyådå Nåhì Lèkìñ
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'+.Good'NIGHT+'
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Hùm Nèèñd K Shòqèéñ Tò Zyådå Nåhì Lèkìñ,
Tere Khåwåb Nå Dèkhåiñ Tò Gùzårå Nåhì Hòtå.....
Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi
Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi
Umar Beet Jati Hai sirf Is ka Ehsaas Samajhne Mein......?
Wo mera hai uska naam koi aur na le
Wo mera hai uska naam koi aur na le,
In bheegti ankhon ka jaam koi aur na le,
Kuch is liye b mene uska hath na chora,
Wo gir jaye to usey koi tham na le..
Tere yadon ki hifazat kaise karon....
Tere yadon ki hifazat kaise karon....
Asie jan.
mera to apna bakra koi khol kar le gaya.
( ,")> oye dede yar
<( ) janwer buhat
\ \_ mehenga hai.
DoooooooooooR Se Dekha tou
DoooooooooooR
Se
Dekha
tou
'Kitabain'
theen
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To Pas Jane ka to Sawal hi Paida Nahi hota ! ;-)
Allah Ta'ala Farmata hai..
Memon Love story with Memon girl
Memon Love story with Memon girl
Larki:
jab sub so jaein ge to me gali me sikka phenkoo gi tum foran andar aa jana,
Lekin Larka sikka phenk'ney k Aik ghante baad aaya,
Larki:
Itni late Q?
Larka:
Main sikka dhoond raha tha,
Larki:
Paagal Wo to Mene Dhaaga Baandh K Phenka Tha..:-)@
One of the best Lines in todays msgs....
One of the best Lines in todays msgs....
"Zindagi Me Itni Galtiyan Na karo"
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"Pencil Se Pehle Ruber Khatam Ho Jye" ...
Milay Uljhanon Se Fursat
"Milay" "Uljhanon"
"Se Fursat"
"To Zara Dil"
"Se Pooch Layna
"MOHSIN"
"Kia "DOST ka rishta"
"Yehi Hai"
"Sirf"
"Fursaton"
"Mai Yaad"
"Karna?"
Pathan Ladies Garments Shop main
Pathan ko Ladies Garments Shop main salesman ki nokri mili,
Aik LaRki aayi aur Kaha: Underwear dikhao.
Pathan
(sharmatay huay):
Baaji,
Aaj nahi pehna.
Baat"Sajdon"ki Nahi khaloos-e- Niyat ki hoti hai
Baat"Sajdon"ki Nahi khaloos-e- Niyat ki hoti hai,
"IQBAL"
Aksar Log Khali hath Laut atay hain hr"Namaz"k baad !! Amal ka daromadar niyatoun per hai.
Ek Hi dar Pe sr ho to sjdon main skun milta haI
Ek Hi dar Pe sr ho to sjdon main skun milta hai,
bhtak jate hain wo log, jin k hzaron KHUDA hote Hain..
(ALLAMA IQBAL)
Yar Main tmhre ghar k bahir hon
Yar Main tmhre ghar k bahir hon shayad bell thek nhi hai.plz Bahir aakr ghosht laylo
Aisa kah k kisi ko tang mat krna
A Simple But Interesting Quotation
A Simple But Interesting Quotation..: . . . Don't Trust Your Heart.. . . . Because Its Not On The Right Side...
Dost ruthe to rab ruthe
Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge
Kon Bane Ga Crorepati
Gulistan-e-johar me kuch dair pahle
Meri Mushkil Ko koi Na Aasaan Kr Ska
Successful People always have two things
Dard Uthta hy mager Aah nhi krty
Question: Dunya ka sab se bara jaadu kahan hota hai
Chrsi Qbristan Me Chras P Rha Ta
We spend our days waiting for the ideal Path
Karachi oR tujh Me Zyada Fark Nahi dost
1 Admi ki shadi Mobile compny me kam krne wali Larki se hui
Tum roth Jao Humse To ek Kaam Kr Dana
Bazar wali Nazuk Si
Bazar wali Nazuk Si
Ofice wali Narm Narm
Muhally wali Patli Si
Hotel wali chikni Chkni
Ghar wali garam Grm
Wesy ap ko Kon si
Roti pasnd hai
Bachpan to sbka pyara hota hy
Bachpan to sbka pyara hota hy
Mera bachpan b boht acha tha
Meri maa thi Bap tha
me bachpan se hi boht hasin thi jo b dekhta mri tarif krta
jb jawan hui t0 na jany Q Mjhe dosry shehr bhej dya gya dr asal shehr kia ye t0 bs ek bazar tha jo ata mri tarif krta mjhy hath lgata 0r chala jata phr na jany me ktny logon k hathon farokht hue ab phr ek bazar me ho jahan hr koi ata hy mre husn ki tarif krta hy mre badan ko chuta hy 0r agy barh jata hy
Na jany mjhy kb mera haqiqi khridar milega 0r me uski ho jaongi.
AJ Rat dekhye
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Ek(Cow)
Ka khasusi interview
CameraMan Papu k Sath
Maweshi Mandi Karachi@
2020 Main Is Tarah Hoga
Main ab bhi waisi hoon
Muni nahane gai
Ap logo se munni ka sawal
Munni kon hai
Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Pathan Ki Wife: Humari Beti 2O Saal Ki Hogayi Hai
Hmaray to khuwab us din hi chur chur hogay
Hujoom-e-Dunia se jab kabhi fursat miley
Boy Follow A Girl...
Larki jb saray kapray utar daiti hy to kia hota hai
A Good message for a Good person
A Good message for a Good person from a Good friend for Good Reason at a Good time on a Good Night in a Good mood to say...
GØØD NIGHT....
Larke larkyo se ziyada naik hen
Kaise Mijaz Shrif hyn
Kaise Mijaz Shrif hyn?
Khaksar k dil-e-motahariq-o-dimagh-e- muntasher me ye khadsha-o- andesha mubtala-o-moqaid-e-tajasus hai k kahin dost-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjida-o-sanjida se khafa-o-naraz to nai k arsa-e-daraz se yar-e- fatir-ul-aqal ne banda-e-hakeer-o-faqeer ko koi sms nai kia.
Ye taghaful-e-dil -e-dost hai ya balance ki tehqeer-o-takhfif ki badolat is laparwahi-o-lata'aluqi ka salook-e-pur shikwa barta ja rha hai?
Such Kahon To Mujh Ko Ye Unwaan Bura Lagta Hai
Such Kahon To Mujh Ko Ye Unwaan Bura Lagta Hai
Zulm Sehta Hua Insaan Bura Lagta Hai
Kis Qadar Ho Gayi Masroof Ye Duniya Apni
Ek Din Thehray To Mehmaan Bura Lagta Hai
Un Ki Khidmat To Bohat Duur, Bahu Beton Ko
Boorhay Maa Baap Ka Farmaan Bura Lagta Hai
Mere ALLAH Meri Naslon Ko Zillat Se Nikaal
Haath Phailate Hoay Musalman Bura Lagta Hai
Wife:Mere khyal me hmari beti ko ksi se Pyar ho gya hy
1 pathan murdey k leya kafan lene gya
1 pathan murdey k leya kafan lene gya,shop waley ne usey kafan diya,Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shop wala pagal hogya
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Pathn:Is mein Or Colors Dikhao..
Technologies' Impact
Technologies' Impact
A Dad's Email
hi son, how r u
Ur mom n i m fi9
V mis u alot
So please turn off ur facebook n come downstairs 4 breakfast.;-)
Yahan Hr Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hi Maqsad Hai
Rishtay Nibhana humein b sika do zara
Angrez Pthan se bola
Angrez Pthan se bola:
Hamare USA mein 80% shadiyan E.mail se hoti hen
Pthan: Kamal he
Humare PAKISTAN me to 100%Shadiyan Female se hoti hain...
Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi
Pyar Har kisi k Bas ka Rog Nahi
Umar Beet Jati Hai sirf Is ka Ehsaas Samajhne Mein......?
Yeh zruri nhi k aag se jal jaye insan
Jo bhi bura bhala hai allah janta hai
Jo bhi bura bhala hai allah janta hai
bande ke dil mein kya hai allah janta hai
yeh farsh-o-arsh kya hai allah janta hai
pardon mein kya chhupa hai allah janta hai
jaakar jahaan se koi wapas nahin hai aata
woh kaunsi jagah hai allah janta hai
neki-badi ko apni kitna hi tu chupaye
allah ko sab pata hai allah janta hai
yeh dhoop chaon dekho yeh subah-o-shaam dekho
sab kyon yeh ho raha hai allah janta hai
kismat ke naam ko to sab jante hain lekin
kismat mein kya likha hai allah janta hai
Aap aur PEPSI mein 3 cheezain same hain
Aap aur PEPSI mein 3 cheezain same hain.
1. Sab ko pasand hai
2. Dono sweet ho
Or
3. Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai...
3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila
Teacher:
'3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k.
Enginering parh kar bhi medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D
Miss:shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon?
Miss:very good.bato.
Bablo: mis collage k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D
Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt.tm sahi bto gy.
Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy
Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tk hy
Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nhi gai
Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka sawaad ab tk hai
Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K
Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K.!
Lehjy Barf ho jayen to Pighla Nhi krty
Parindy Darr k urr jayen to lota Nhi krty,
Usy Main ne hi Likha tha
Yaqeen uth Jaye to Shayad Kabi Wapis Nhi aata
Hawaon ka koi Tufan Kabi Barish Nhi Lata
Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha K
Sheesha 1 Bar TOOT Jaye to Kabi JURR Nhi Pata.
Wabasta Jin se UMEEDEN hon WO Badal Jayen
To!
JIYA NHI JATA.
Door Hai Manzil Karib Hai Kinara
Door Hai Manzil Karib Hai Kinara
Kyo Nhai Aya Sms Tumara
Bhol Gaey Number Ya Nam Hamara
Ya Mil Gia Koi Hum Se Bhi Pyara.
Pyar karo krishna ki tarha
or
Tv band karo or insan bano meri tarha.
Apne ghar walo ko chordia
Apne ghar walo ko chordia tre lye,sb se rishta tor dia tre lye, tune aj tk kia kya mre lye. .
Munni budnam hui darling tre lye. . ;-p
Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha
K.!
Shayad
Kabi Wapis Nhi aata
Kabi Barish Nhi Lata
K
Sheesha 1 Bar TOOT Jaye to
PATHAN new Car laya
Pathan ne charo gates pe likhwa dia
DARWAZA BAHAR KI TARAF KHOLEN.
Teri NAFRAT mein wo DAM nahi
I am missing u.
(Alag Baat Hai)
Ap k pas dimagh hai
LIPS gajer ki tarah
gajer ki tarah,
timatar ki tarah,
matar ki tarah,
GOBI ki tarah,
A fantastic signboard on highway
"Mr. Late"
better than..
Kia ap Shadi krna chahty hain
1) POLICEMAN:
Sb mujhsy drty hain or main Biwi se.
Main jooton ki murammat krta hun or Biwi meri.
Main School main muslsal bolta hun or ghar main sirf sunta hun.
Main office main Boss hun or ghar main mulazim.
Main Court main faisly sunata hun or ghar main khud insaaf ka talabgar...!
*HÄPPY KUNWÄRI LIFE*
Ek admi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi 1 Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
"Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Do gi
"O baji jee Jaldi Fesla Kro,
Halway k chakar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun.
Pathan dhobi se-Istari k kitnay logay
istari utha k bhag gaya:)
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( ( abee ooo
<\gul khan
Pathan tv k oper bomb rakh k pakistan ka match dekh rha tha
dost ne pocha tv k oper bomb q rkha
he,
yara agr match har gay tu pori team ko bomb sy ura dyga.,
Larka larki sy
oye hoye kaha jarahi hy nikaab
kar k
Ek Moti aurat ne dosri Moti aurat se kaha
Kia tumhey kabhi apny motapey ka ehsas hoa hain..?
Dhobi ne jawab dia;
1 "Pathan" Doctr k pas gya or bola
Doctr k pas gya or bola k ghr jakr mreez chek krny k kitny pesy lo gy?
Dctr or pthan
Doctr
K
Bike
Py Ghr pnchy to
DCTR ne pocha k mrez kahn hy?
Pathan:mreez koi nhi hy
Sala Taxi wala 500 mang rha tha
Or Ap 300 me Ly Aay
Thanx
8 AMAZING FACTS
FACT$
2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy
7: Hathi ki dom k 1 baal se 1 waqt mai 3 mobile ki betry charg kar sakte hain
8:Ye sub points ghalt hyn
Pathan parashoot bech raha tha
Lgao batan dabao or nichey Utar Jao"
Doctor mareez k peeche bhag rha tha
Logon ne pucha: kya hua?
sala dimagh ka operation karwane ata hai or BAAL katwa k BHAG jata hai..
Aankh khuley to chehra meri MAA ka ho
Aankh bnd ho to sapna meri MAA ka ho.
Main mar jaun to ghum nhi lekin.
Kaffan miley to DOPATTA meri MAA ka ho.
Rab ny MAA ko Ye AZMAT Kamal di.
Quran mein MAA k pyar ki Rab ny aisi misaal di.
JANNAT utha k MAA k QADMON mein daal di!
Sardar ny naya underwear Khareda
Din bhr puray gaon ko pichay se dhoti utha utha Kr diKhata raha,
Ghar lota to Behosh ho gaya,
Q K
Classical jawab
1st Dost:
Main esa kya karun k teri shadi k bad mai teri bv ko cenima le kr jaun or tu naraz b na ho.
2nd Dost:Meri shadi apni behn se kara de!
Khansi ke marizon ke liye khushkhabri
subha sham 5 dafa jaldi jaldi bolain..
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Pokhtunkhwah
Pathan ne apni Qaza Nmaz ada karny ka socha
Nmaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki
4 Nov 2006 5:20 purana musharaf wala time..
ab 1 shair BANGALi Me
English
Pashto
Chinese
BANGALi Me
"Phoraz"
BONGLADES"
Ao to pota soly
usky surkh honton ka raaz
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GUTKA HAI..?
Apni bad naseebi ka haal
Oye Re.. ;-):-P
Wo Rooz Rooz
Kehti Hai Mujhy
Apni Tasveer
MMs Karo,
"FARAZ"
Us Nadan Ko Ye
Kese Btaon Ke
Meray Paas
Nokia 1100 Hai.
WIFE "Janu aj koi aesi bat kaho
Pathan: molvi sahab wazu k bger
pathan: ho jati hai
molvi:bhai nahi hoti
pathan: maine khud prh k dekhi hai,,,,?@
Class main girls and boys
girls:
BOYS:
Hum har gaye
chalo ab dikhao..
Phool murjha gaey per bahaar wohi hy
Tumhari yaad aati hay to hum aansu bahatay hain
Muje dil apna de k aj mahrban ho jao
Mere dil men uter k meri jan ho jao,
Men kon hun
Kya hun
Mujhe koi Nhi janta,
Meri jan Ban k tum meri pahchan ho jao.!
Woh Nafrat Bhi Karti Hai Pyar K Liye
Jo Detey Hen Larkiyon ko TOHFY
Good NIGHT
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Hùm Nèèñd K Shòqèéñ Tò Zyådå Nåhì Lèkìñ,
Tere Khåwåb Nå Dèkhåiñ Tò Gùzårå Nåhì Hòtå.....
¤GOOD NIGHT¤
Muje dil apna de k aj mahrban ho jao
Mere dil men uter k meri jan ho jao,
Men kon hun
Kya hun
Mujhe koi Nhi janta,
Meri jan Ban k tum meri pahchan ho jao.!
See the clock only when u have No work
Don't see the clock when u are working.
Clock is a lock for success"
Jo Tum Nahi To kiya hai Zindagi
*;ZINDAGI;*
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Jo Tum Nahi To kiya hai Zindagi,,,
Khobsurti ki ik Adaa hai Zindagi,,,
Jaisay Hum se Khafa hai Zindagi....
Shah Jahan ne TAJ mehel ki
Har khirki,
Har deewar,
Har meenar,
Har cheez ko dekha,
Main boht Pareshan hon
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam me dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hai Ap ki zindgai me,
koi intezam karo yaar dost ko bacha lo.
Dost ruthe to rab ruthe
phir ruthe to jag chute
Koi mila hi nahi jis ko wafa dete
Ham to Bay-nam say
"Bay-nam"
say
"Bay-aasra"
Sy Log hain
=SAGAR=
Ap k liye sher arz hai
Barisho K Din khobsurt
Nazar Ate Ho
Barisho K Din khobsurt Nazar Ate Ho
Or Aao B Q Na
Tum Sirf Isi Din To Nahate Ho.
Molvi Päthan Se
Pani,
Shampoo,
Aur Toliya.
ALLAH ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kro
Phatan shadi k 2sre din Bivi ko maar rha tha
One day my brain asked me
But my Little HEART said to brain
"U need messages i need FRIENDS"
Shukar ada karo uss KHUDA ka
Shukar ada karo uss KHUDA ka,
Jis ne mujhe dunya main bhej dia!
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24 ghante khali mobile Screen ka moo daikhna parta
NASHUKRO! :)
Ek angrez Karachi aya kch dino me yahan
uska interview lia gya
An. Lush yr
An.Boht phateek hy
An.Boht Chiraandi
An.Maine ye sekha hai agr karachi me rehna hai to
Jiye MQM kehna hai
An.Gutka, Main puri
Rules of Mobile
kerne se Yaaden taza hoti he
krne se Piyar barhta ha
krne se doorian khatum hoti han
ap kya karte hain.
GuD NEWS 4 BOYz
"Ab Koi Larki Apko Bhai Boly To Tension Nahi Lena Ka,
"Q,
"K,
"B.H.A.I." Means
B=BEST
H=HUSBAND
A=AMONG
I=IDEALS
"Geo To BHAI ban k Geo",)
I Miss You
'-._Aao AP_.-'
"+._.+" K0
Haqiqat
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'-._ Bataen _.-'
" -. _ .- "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ Tum _.-"
" - . - "
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._Hamare.-"
" - _ - "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DIL _.-"
" - _ - " MAIN
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._ Rehte _.-"
" - _ - " H0
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DOST _.-"
" - _ - "
Ye Raaz Kisi Ko Nahi Batana,
"-._I mis_.-"
"- . -" You !!
1 admi bhagta huwa bus me charha
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga,
.
.
Babu
MANJAN wala khud apke pas aae ga. :-)
2 Seats wala jahaz QBRISTAN me Gir gya
Govt ne 1 Pathan ko enquiry krne k lye bhja
Usny Report Di k
Ab tk 500 Lashen mil gai hn or Baqi k lye kudai jari hai.
1 Zaroori Elaan
or Jagny K Baad
1 Zaroori Kaam Krain
Ta,k Aap Sukoon
se Rahein
(",)
<))_, , - - ,
LL ,',
ACHA Dost Tha
<)?(> DOST
_/''\_Tha
_/''\_Gardan ura di saly ki
Tmhry msg bhi bht km aany lgy hain.
Soch lu...!
MAUT Ke Bad
Insan 5 Hisson Main Taqseem Ho jae ga
1. ROOH
malk ul maut le jaye ga
2. MAAL
waris le jayen ge
3. GOOSHT
Keere Makory Kha Jaen ge
4. HADDIYAN
Mitti Kha Jae gi
5. NEIKEAAN
Qarz dar Le Jaen ge
Lekin
KOSHISH Karna
K
EMAN
Shaitan Na Le Jaye
PLZ 4WD Achi bat ka phelana sadqa-e-jarya hai...
I miss You
.~*%-._.-%*~.
'-._Aao AP_.-'
"+._.+" K0
Haqiqat
.~*%-._.-%*~.
'-._ Bataen _.-'
" -. _ .- "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ Tum _.-"
" - . - "
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._Hamare.-"
" - _ - "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DIL _.-"
" - _ - " MAIN
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._ Rehte _.-"
" - _ - " H0
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DOST _.-"
" - _ - "
Ye Raaz Kisi Ko Nahi Batana,
.*""* . *""*.
"-._I miss_.-"
"- . -" You !!
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking
her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
Wife : Aji sunte ho
Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi
Fraz...
Wo sb se aagy hotay han jahan chawal taqseem hotay han
(.")/
<|:| oy ik plate
_/ \_ edhr v
Taleem ko MANGO karen
B For Kela
C For Billi
D For Kutta
E For Hathi
F For Machli
G For Bakri
H For Ghora
Sensational quote about ATTITUDE
Value of relation
Kash hum b kisi ki KHUSHI ban jayen
UDAS hmare bina to,
Jab gyi masjid-o-mimber pe nazar Eid k baad
Techer 2 Boy
Ek Taraf paisa Hy,
ek Taraf Dimag
Mohabbt wo nahi hoti jo JAAN deti hai
Mohabbt wo nahi hoti jo MUSKAN deti hai
Asli mohabbt to wo hoti hai
Jo pani me gira "AANSU" B Pehchan leti hai
Teri kashti-e-mohabt me kiya sawaar huway
Mout Ke pas jaa Ke Dekha hai...!
Love dont ask"Who r u"
Love only sys"You r mine"
Love dont ask"Whre r u?
Love only says"U r in my heart"
Love dont ask"Do u love me?
Love only says
"I LOVE YOU"
Small joke about you
Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will think, do u know?
"Intel inside mental outside". haha:-D;-)
Wait dont laugh,joke is not over, U r standing in front of fridge, what fridge will think, do u know.? "cool inside fool outside" Now laugh.
Kash Hum Bhi Kisi Ki Khushi Ban Jayen
Honton Pe Jo Saje Wo Hansi Ban Jayen
Jab Wo Ho Udas Hamare Bina To
Uski Ankhon Ki Hum Nami Ban Jayen
Kuch Yaadain Hain Un Lmhon Ki
Jin Lmhon Mein Hm Sath Rahe
Khushiyon Se Bhare Jzbaat Rahe
Ek Oomr Guzaari Hai Hm Ne
Jahaan Ruthe Huwe B Hste The
Kuch Kehte The Kuch Sunte The
Hum Roz Subha Jb Milte The
To Sab K Chehre Khilte The
Pur~Lutf Wo Manzr Hota Tha
Sab Mil Kr Batein Krte The
Hum Soch K Kitna Haste The
Wo Goonjh Hamare Hasne Ki
Ab Ek Puraani Yaad Bani
Ye Batein Hain Un Lmhon Ki
Jin Lamhon Mein Hm Sath Rahe
Bus Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do
Hamare Naam Is Tarha Sara Jahan Kr Do
Wo Mohabbtain Jo Tumare Dil Mein Hain
Un ko Zuban Par Lao or Bayan Kar Do
Aaj Bas Ap Kaho or Kehty Hi Jao
Hum Bas Sune Aisa Be-Zuban Kar Do
Hoi Purani Dastan Heer Ranjha Ki
Tarikh Mohabbat Ki Phir Se Jawan Kr Do
Aa-Jao K Aisa To. Jis Tahra Pepsi K Sms Kar Rhe Ho.
Wasay Kuch Pata Chala Ks Ny Kha Tha K Pepsi Py 5 Rupay Kam Kardo
Yaad Na Kro Ge To Bhula Bhi Na Sako Ge
Mera Khayal Zehn Se Mita Bhi Na Sako Ge
Ek Bar Jo Tum Mere Ghum Dekh Lo
To Phr Sari Zindgi Muskura B Na Sako Ge
Duniya Dhalti Chhaon hai
Agar yeh Tumhary Lye Baqi bi Rahy to Tum is k Lye Baqi Nai Raho gay
Yeh Eid Teray Shehar Mein Bhi Aayi Hogi
Barray Naaz Say Tu Nay Bhi Manayi Hogi
Haseen Haath Pay Mehandi Bhi Lagayi Hogi
Narm C Kalayi Chorriyon Say Sajayi Hogi
Sitaray Bhi Taankay Hoon Gay Tum Nay Maang Mein Apni
Marmareen Paaon Mein Pazaib Bhi Pehni Hogi
Aankhon Mein Kajal Bhi Lagaya Hoga
Rakhsaron Pay Laali Bhi Bikhhri Hogi
Ajjab C Khushi Say Dil Bhi Dharka Hoga
Koi Chahnay Wala Jab Eid Mila Hoga
Abhi Waqt Hai Mujhe "CHHOR JAA"
Yahan Har Kisi Pe Naqaab Hai
Yahan Bad-Gumaani Ka Raaj Hai
Yahan Be-Wafaai Rivaaj Hai
Abhi Hosh Khoney K Din Nahi
Abhi Tere Roney K Din Nahi
ABHI WAQT HAI MUJHE CHORR JAA
Abhi Saari Nagri Andhair Hai
Abhi Din Nikalne Mai Dair Hai
Abhi Behr-e-Ishq Main Na Utar
Abhi Shehr Saara Hai Be-Khabar
Abhi Waqt Hai Mujhe "CHHOR JAA"
Abhi Waqt Hai Mujhe "CHHOR JAA"
Jaltey Honton Pe Tabasum Jo Machlta Hai Kbi
Zakhm Dhul Jatey Hain Sawan Jo Brasta Hai Kabhi
Meri Sochon Ne Tarashey Hain Khadokhal Tere
Mere Barey Mein Bata To Ne B Socha Hai Kbi
Charhtey Suraj Se Kbi To Ne Milayi Hai Nazar
To Ne Kirnon Ki Taraf Ghor Se Dekha Hai Kabhi
Loog Pathar Main Khilatey Hain Umeedon K Gulab
Ye B Mumkin Hai Bata Aisa B Hota Hai Kabhi
To Ne Samja Tha K Main Lout K Ajaon Ga
Ankh Se Bichra Hua Ashk Bhi Lauta Hai Kabhi
Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai
tera mera pyar purana lagta hai............
phoolon me lipte pathar aaye hai.............
ye to koi dost purana lagta hai....
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