Wo*Chand*ka
"Chamakna"
Wo*MaSJido*ka
"Sawarna"
Wo"Musalmano"ki "Dhoom"
"RamZan"is
"Coming Soon"
"wo"Sehri"ka maza"
"wo"Aftari"ki bhook"
"*wo"Quran"ki tilawat"*
"*wo"Namaz"ka mamool"*
"*wo"Roze"ki barkat"*
"*wo "Roze"ka noor"*
"*Sirf "14" din door*"
"ADVANCE"
"*MAH.E.RAMZAN MUBARAK.'
Boy : Baby I want to tell you something..
Girl : Yes?
Boy : When you go home today thank your mom for me.
.........
Girl : Okay but why?
Boy :Thank her because she gave birth to an angel in this earth
who is my life and to whom one day will be my wife.
Teri sharab ka nasha to sirf rat tak hai "SAQI"
Tu be mudhosh ho jaye agar dekh lay mery yar ki aankhen
Give laugh to all but smile to ONE.
Give love to all but heart to ONE.
Give life to all but live for ONE..
Have a cool evening
Guy: You Look Like My Wife.
Girl(surprisingly): Whats your wife name?
Guy: I am not yet married!
Moral : X press Your Ideas Smartly!
Good evening
That’s all for the day See you tomorrow hope you all enjoyed a lot have a nice day.
Good evening
Baarishain ho to jati hain mere shaher main "Faraz"
Kabhi badalon se to kabi Aankhon se,
Happy MoonSoon Barish
Iqbal agar aaj zinda hote to aaj ke halat dekh kar sochte,
Jiss raat main ne Pakistan ka khawab dekha tha,
Kash us raat main sota na aur koi movie dekh leta
Dear
Potato Chips Companies,
I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
20 Bucks For A Bag Of
60% Chips And 40% Air.
Please Stop Doing That,
Thank You . . . =P =D
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
Do I love you because you're beautiful, Or are you beautiful because I love you?
Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river.
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
Wo jo haath tak choone ko bay adbi samajhta tha
Haseen yaado main khoya tha bicharne se zara pehle
Bara khush feham soya tha bicharne se zara pehle
Wo jo haath tak choone ko bay adbi samajhta tha
Gale se lag k roya tha bicharne se zara pehle
Usay maloom tha shayad judai hai muqaddar main
Wo kin socho main khoya tha bicharne se zara pehle
Hamara pyaar us lamhe bulandi per wafa ki tha
Koi bhi gham na goya tha bicharne se zara pehle
Hamare pyaar k gulshan main jaane kis ne aaker k
Ghamo ka beej boya tha bicharne se zara pehle
Wo jisko dekh laine se bari khush Sada rehti thi
Bohat hi aaj roya tha bicharne se zara pehle.
Year 2050:
Pakistan National Museum of History & Science
Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.
PM Pakistan ne Iftatah kya.
Baarishain ho to jati hain mere shaher main "Faraz"
Kabhi badalon se to kabi Aankhon se,
Happy MoonSoon Barish
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Then give up.
There's no use in being a damn fool about it.
If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.
The man who has done his level best,
and who is conscious that he has done his best,
is a success,
even though the world may write him down as a failure.
Jab aap sms nahi karte to Itna gussa ata hai,
.
.
Itna gussa ata hai,
.
Ke dil to karta hai ke,
.
Chappal utaar kar
.
.
.
.
Joote pehen loon or,
.
.
aap se milne chala aaon
1 Afreeki apne khandan k sath jungle main rehta tha,
Ed din usse jungle se aik aina mila,
Wo samjha k us ke baap ki tasveer hai, wo usse apne ghar le gaya or us se roz batain karne laga,
Uski bivi ko shak hua,
Ed din shohar ki gair majoodgi main usen shisha nikala or apna aks dekha k bole “acha ye hai wo kalmuhi jis se mera shohar baatain karta tha”
Usne shisha apni saas ko dikhaya to sass ne kaha “Khair hai fikar na kar buddhi hai jaldi mar jaye gi
A Guy Searching,
These Keywords on Google:
"How to Tackle A Wife.."
Google Search Result:
"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching.." =D =P
