Responses Of Kiss;
American Girl
Kiss Me Infront Of Everyone,
Indian Girl
Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me
Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro,
Light NA AAJAYE..;-)
Best Line
By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can.." =P =D
India's one-time dashing batsman,
Sehwag had a high opinion of himself and was very free with his advice to the captain, Dhoni.
'You know,' he said, 'You've picked two men who should never be in the side.'
'Oh really,' said the captain icily, 'and who's the other one?'
Birthday Come And Go
But The Thing Is That They Should Be Memorable.
So Make Merry On Your Birthday
As Much As You Can.
A Flirty Person Just Remembers
The Birthdays Of Beautiful Females
And Does Not Have Concerns With Their Age.
Aj mujhse lipt kr so jao,
Aj kro kuch aisa k mujh mein kho jao,
Apne nazuk se
...Malmal se jism ki kushbu se,
Mere badn ko mehka k so jao,
Musalsal sans se sans jor do jan,
Aj mere tan se apna tan mila kr so jao,
Chand ki chandni me taron ko dikhao jalwa,
Aj mujhe pyar do Ya pyar kr k so jao..!
How To Start Ur Day Wid A Positive Outlook
......Open A New File In Your PC & Name It As "Wife"
Send It To The RECYCLE BIN.
Empty The RECYCLE BIN.
Your PC Will Ask You,
"Are You Sure You Want To Delete Wife Permanently?"
Answer Calmly, 'Yes' And Press The Mouse Button Firmly
U'll Feel Better For Sure ;) :P
> Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.
> Thinking your love with tears.
> Looking old photos & smiling.
> A sweet & emotional chat with friends
> Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
> Getting a hug from one who cares you.
> 1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.
> The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
Mujh Se Ab Ye “Judai Ka Gham” Piya Nahi Jata
Faraz
Mujhe 2 Glass “TANG” He Pila Do “Baraf” Daal Ke
Girl : Do u love me more thn ur family ?
Boy : No
Girl : Why ?
Boy : okay Listen to dis.
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. bt my mom was
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. bt my dad was
When i cried. u didnt give me ur toys to play. .but my brother n sister did
My family iz more precious thn anythng else :)
GIRL: But ya when you Felt all horny & ol,
your mom or dad were not der 2 blow u,
I Was :D
Milnay ka Waada Un ki zuban se to nikal geya “MOHSIN”
Poochi jagha TO Hans k kaha Khuwaab Main Aa jaana
A Joke explaining a bitter reality:
Cameron & Obama were sitting in a bar.
Muslin Guy Asked:
what are you planning?
Cameron: Planning World War III
Guy: Really?
whats going to happen…?
Cameron: Well, this time we are going to kill 140 million Muslims and Katrina Kaif.
Guy: Katrina Kaif?
Why do you want to kill katrina?
Cameron turns to Obama and says:
” see i told you, no one would worry about 140 million Muslims.
Karachi ki hifazat karen...
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Q K
Hum sb ki "Dulhanen" Yahin se Milengi.. ;-)
silent msg 4 all karachi Boyz*".
Tu Kisi Aur k Liye Hoga
Samandar-e-Ishq
hum Tou Roz Tere Sahil
Se Pyase Guzar Jate Hyn..........
mere haath ki lakeerain to khafa hain mujh se
..sahil"..
tum apney he haathon mein mera mukadar dekho.........
meri ankhon main chupi udasi ko mehsoos to kar...!!!
"JAN_E_JA"
main sub ko hansa kar khud raat bhr nhi soota...!!!
mohabbat ki aazmaesh k liye judai ki ek raat kaafi hai,,
subah tk jo zinda reh jaye wo parwana nhi hota...
New Style Of Break- Up !! :P
A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...
Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O
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Boy Said "Its Over" !:P :D
Question By The STUDENTS ...
If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subjects,
Then
How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn Six Subject..?? =/ =P
Respect The Emotions In Someone’s Heart,
Rather Than The Expression On Someones Face
Because Expression Is Just a Formality
But Emotions Are Reality
Load shedding k fawa’id:
Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Zordari ki taraf se Rozgar ki farhami
Ek Shakhs Ka Main Bohat Khayal Rakhta Tha
Labon pay harf na hi koi sawal rakhta tha
Kabhi main zabt main itna kamal rakhta tha
Khaber kahan thi mujhy wo bhool jaye ga
Aik aik cheez jo meri sambhal rakhta tha
...Bichartay waqt bazahir to kuch na bola tha
Mager nigah main so so sawal rakhta tha
Woh muskura kay bohat dair chup sa raha
Hansi ki aar main jaise malal rakhta tha
Suna hai ab log usay bohat satatay hain
Jis aik shakhs ka main bohat khayal rakhta tha… ! ?
Santa Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe:
"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling"
Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To.
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Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena':-)
"Silence is the fence around wisdom,
If your foot slips,
u can always regain your balance,
but
if your Tongue slips,
U can never Rebuild your Image."
Jis Ki NAMAZ Achi,
Us Ki Zindgi Achi,
Jis Ki Zindgi Achi,
Us Ki Mout Achi,
Jis Ki Mout Achi
Us Ki Kaber Achi,
Jis Ki Kaber Achi,
Us Ki Akhrat Achi,
Jis Ki Akhrat Achi,
Us Ki Jannat Pakki,
So Dønt Miss
( Namaz)
Tumse Mil Kar Tumhen Bhulna Mushkil Hai Asaan Nahi
Deewane Dil Ko Samjhana, Mushkil Hai Asaan Nahi
Har Rasta,Har Manzar Ab To,Koi Fasana Lagta Hai
Jab Se Tum Aaye Ho,Sara Sheher Suhana Lagta Hai
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Jaate Lumho Ka Ruk Jana Mushkil Hai, Asaan Nahi
Jhukti Aankhein, Rukti Sansein, Dard Adhura Kehti Hain
Dil Ki Puri Batein Aksar Dil Ke ander Rehti Hain
Dil Ki Baat, Zubaan Par Lana Mushkil Hai, Asaan Nahi
Jo Hum Chaahein Wo Tum Chaaho, Phir Bhi Kyun Ye Doori Hai?
Mil Kar Bhi Hum Mil Nahi Paate, Ye Kaisi Majboori Hai?
Rasmoo Ki Deewar Giraana Mushkil Hai, Asaan Nahi….
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:-
1. to plant your idea in someone's head
2. to plant someone's money in your own pocket.
We live in a "COUNTRY"
1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.
2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free
3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.
4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon
5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.
Wat a NATION!
Spread the awareness the change v need,
Wake up PAKISTAN...!
Whenever I wanna fall in love with my books..
My bed fall in love with me...
& I always respect the one who loves me :
Four Things Never Come Back:
The Triggered Bullet,
The Spoken Word,
The Wasted Time,
The Neglected Opportunity !
So,
Think Twice & Act Wise...
4 thinks boys do in exam hall;
1.counting the girls.
2.counting the fans ad tubelights.
3. reading the brand names of pens.
4.four things girls do in exam hall write,write,write ad just write
...ata ho ya na ata ho;)))))))))
2011 Girls..!
Husband : One Cup Coffee...
Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again...!!!
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Husband: Can I Get 4 U Darling....
We Live In A Wonderful
World, That Is Full Of
Beauty , Charm n Adventure
There Is No End Of
Adventure That
We Can Have If Only We
Seek Them With Our Eyes
0pen . . . =))
g ()_0 d
m () r n ! n G
What Is FACEBOOK ?
Its A Place Where Boy Posts
Joke, Gets No Response...
And
If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments
& 60 Friends Requests . . . =P =D
May love continuously rule your relationship,
as you rule each other with patience and care.
Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
Wapda Walon se Achay To Machhar Hain Faraz.
Khoon To Woh Bhi Choostay Hain, Par Bill Nahi Mangtay
Dard dena he tha to kisi aur tareeke se dete faraz,
Sofe per Sui rakhne ki zalalat kyon ki?
Admi Pathan se: agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Pathan: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admi: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Pathan: janab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
Girl: Which is More important To U?
Your Life or Me?
Boy: Before i Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.
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Girl: Sure, What?
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Boy: U copied this question from Freesms101.blogspot.com or Facebook??
Jo Bnana Hai Isi WaQt Bna Lo Muj Ko.,
Ab Kisi Or Zamanay Pe Na Talo Muj Ko.,
Kisi Jhumer Ki Turha Khud Pe Saja Lo Muj Ko.,
Zindgi Apni Kisi Turha Bana Lo Mujh Ko.,
Apni Aagosh K Takiye Pe Mera Sar Rakh Do.,
Unglian Phair Kr Balon Main Sulla Lo Muj Ko.,
Mujh Ko Tanhai Ki Duniya Main Na Rakho Jana.,
Apney Aainey Ka Ik Aks Bna Lo Muj Ko.,
Dushmni Pr Uter Aaye Meri Duniya Waley.,
Apni Palkon Ki Panah De Kr Chhupa Lo Mujh Ko.!
Jo Rozedar Bhool Ker Agar Kuch Kha-Pee Ley.
To Ussy Chahiye K Wo Apna Roza Pora Kare Q K Usy ALLAH Ne Khilaya Pilaya Hai.
(Sahi Bukhari Kitabu Saum:1894)
SSC-II BOARD OF SECONDRY education Englis Paper ii
=Who is khappey ?
=What do u know About 30 March khan ?
=Write Any Three Tottkas of Zubaida Apa !
=Write Any 4 verses Of Faraz !
=Who Is Mona ?
=who said 2 decreesd 5 Rupees On Pepsi .
Section C
essay
1) loadshedding
2) Misbah 's Kameenapan
Teri Dosti K Payase The To Hath Phela Diey,
*.*."dost".*.*
Warna Hum to khud apni zindagi k liye bhi dua ni kerte..
When d mirror of life gets dirty with d fog of difculties,
jst try wiping it with ur faith in G0D
u'll see d clear reflction of ur dreams once again.
Maloom tha bikhar jaayega yeh sapna ek din
jiski raah mein bichaaye phool kaante barsaayega ek din
wafa ki ummid toh hamein bhi na thi unse
jisko chaaha hadd se ziyada maloom tha
hojaayega vo hi bewafa ek din
2 bachAy aik hi bed pay aik hi blanket (Kambal) main baythay thay.
1st kid: Main ek larka hoon.or Tum kon ho ?
2nd kid: Mujy nahi pata !
1st kid: Acha wait kro main dekhta hoon
(yeh keh k wo Blanket k andar gya or thori dair baad bahir nikla or bola)
"Tum 1 larki ho"
2nd kid: Tumhy kasay pata chala ?
1st kid: Keun k meray socks blue han,
Or tumhary socks pink han
"Moral"
bachay to bachay hotay hain mgr apki soch ka to jawab nhi:-P
Kash wo subha neend sy jagy to mujh sy larnay aaye...!!!
K tum kon hotay ho meray khawbon men aany walay..!
"Good Night"
Larkiyo ne diya hai mjhe is had tak dhoka.
Larkiyo ne diya hai mjhe is had tak dhoka
Ab koi larki khud akar bhi number de to main kehta hu.
"PONKA"
Mujhay Likh Kar Kahin Mehfooz Kar Lo,,
Tumhari Yaadasht Say NikaltA Ja RahA Hoon Main.....!!!
Us Fiza Me B Jalte Rahe Hum Kisi K liye
Jahan Chiragh Taraste The Roshni k liye
Yad Rahega Ye Dor-e-Hayat B Hum ko
K Tarse The Zindgi Me Zindgi K Liye...!
"WO Kehta Rehta" hai Bari "Majbooriyan hain" "waqt " ki, !!!
'faraz.''
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"Saaf Lafzon" main wo khud
ko "Bewafa" nahi kehta!
Woh Tha To Kahin WaQt Theharta Hi Na Tha...!
Ab WaQt Guzarnay Mein Bohat WaQt LaGta Hai...!
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha..
Uski wife boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?
Pathan: Tabiyat kharab he.. Doctor ne double roti khaney ko bola he...!
Pathan KhofZadah Tha Or Ro Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Pocha Khan Kia Howa
PathanYaara Kal Humara Class Felow KaInteqal Ho Gya us Ka Roll No 45 Tha Or Mera 46 He :-)
JAB LIGHT JATI HAI TO
Americans Power House CALL krte hn,
Japnese Fuse Test
krte hn,
0r
Pakistani
Gali me Jhank kar kehte hen
Shukar he Sab ki gai hy.
Kuch loog hotay hain aansu ki trah
wasi,
Pata hi nahi lagta saath de rahay hain ya chhorr k jaa rahay hain.
Larki Aquarium Ko Dekh K Boli:
'Machaliya Itni Sundar Q Hoti Hen.?
Larka: (SPRITE PITE HUE)
'Q K Wo KAPRE Nahi Pehenti,;>
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SIDHI BAAT No BAKWAS.:-p
Memon ki BV bemar Thi, Light Nhi Thi Mombatti Jal Rhi Thi.
Memon:
Me Doctor Ko Lene Ja Rha H0n.
Agr Tmhe Lge K Tum Nhi Bacho Gi To Yaad Se Mombati Bujha dena.
Breaking News
U S A ne osama-binladin ki dead Body samandar me pahnk di ha
kuch dair me netti jetti se hoti howi c.v.u par ane wli ha
chal rhe ho c.v.u,,? ;-)
Meri pyari Gulab Baji
Asalam-o-alikum
Baji Aaj Hum Tumko Apne Dil ki Baat Batana Chahta Ha,
khuda ka Qasam Hum Ne Tum ko Jab Se Dekha Ha Humara Neend ur Gaya Ha.
Hum Ek Dum Sharif Larka Ha Baji,
Sab Larkiyon ko Behen ki Nazar Se Dekhta Ha,
Hum Se Shadi karlo Tum,
Hum Tumhain Boht Mohabbat karega Baji,
0r Tum Hum ko Nhi Mili Na To Hum Tarap Tarap k Marjayega Qasam Se Baji .
Faqat Tumhara Bhai
Gul Khan.
I Love U Baji.
Sharif itne thy K Kbi Qameez k Button tak nahi Kholay"
"WASI"
Magar iss be'dard "KESC" ne to "VeeNa Malik" bana diya.....
SSC-II BOARD OF SECONDRY education Englis Paper ii
=Who is khappey ?
=What do u know About 30 March khan ?
=Write Any Three Tottkas of Zubaida Apa !
=Write Any 4 verses Of Faraz !
=Who Is Mona ?
=who said 2 decreesd 5 Rupees On Pepsi .
Section C
essay
1) loadshedding
2) Misbah 's Kameenapan
Teri Dosti K Payase The To Hath Phela Diey,
*.*."dost".*.*
Warna Hum to khud apni zindagi k liye bhi dua ni kerte..
When the mirror of life gets dirty with the fog of difculties, just try wiping it with your faith in G0D
you'll see the clear reflction of ur dreams once again.
Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness success and hope
That all your wishes comes true!
Enjoy your day.
Ankhon mein sama jatay ya dil mein utar jatay
Dono ka bhala hota dono he sanwar jatay
Miltay to yeh acha tha jeevan ki musafat mein
Kuch faslay kam hotay kuch roz guzar jatay
Doori bhi aas hay ik ghanimat to hay warna
Jo aas pay jeetay hein wo log bikhar jatay hein
Kuch roz judai k iss haal mein bhi guzray
Hanstay howay rodetay ,rotay howay ghar jatay
Manzil hay na thikana hay acha hay kuch bhi nahi
Ruktay to kaha ruktay ,jatay to kaha jatay
Guzra hay yeh aalam bhi tanhai k jungle mein
Bay khof phira kartay phir aap he dar jatay
Bayganggi yeh kasii aay dost maza tab tha
Kuch log idar atay kuch log udar jatay
Aik saath raha karna phir us par guraiz "Yasir"
Maqsood thi doori to meelon say guzar jatay.
1 Aadmi ne FM radio pr call ki.
Man: Mujhe 1 wallet mila hai jis mai bohat sary paisay, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Gulshan e iqbal ka hai...
Host: Tu ap unhey wallet wapis dena chahaty hein?
Man: pagal smjha hua hai kya?
Usay meri taraf se ek SAD Song dedicate kr dena :-)
Chand sitaron pe kali ghata to chati hogi
taron ki jhilmilati sham to aati hogi
tum lakh chupao hum sy Magar
Light to tumhari b 3 dfa jati ho gi,,...!
Ek Din main Ne DIL se Puchha
"Waadon"or "Yadon"me kya FARQ hai?
Jawab mila
Mera kam blood supply karna hai.
Ye faltu baten FARAZ se pucho....
Larka apni G.F se:
Meri Bachi!
Meri shonu!
Meri Gurya!
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gi?
Bolo Baby..?
G.F:
Kamine Mujhe Propose Kar raha hy Ya Godh le raha hai..!
May stars shine this day,
May flowers bloom this day,
May birds sing 4 u this day,
May u get everything in ur life which u wish this day”
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
ShetaN apne Bacho Se
JOHN; Tmhri Duty Aj Se Amrica Me Hy
JULEE; Tm UK jao
PETER; Tm India john
PakIstn Kon jayeGa
>Shetan
Koi nhi
Me ZARDARI Se Mutmain Hun....!
Faraz In Computer Exam
Examiner
"What is Microsoft Excel?"
Faraz: "It is a new brand of Surf Excel which used for to clean the computer...!
!!! 3 important Philosophies !!!
1: Ability Can Never Remain Hidden.
2: No Injury Is Deeper Than Insult.
3: The Start Of Tension Is The End Of Talent...!!!
3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life..
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner
No Need To Be Emotional Everytime :-)}
99% Of The Girls Are Beautiful
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And The Remaining 1% Are My Clasfellows.....!!! :-P
Aap k Liye jan kon de sakta hy?
Select Any No.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
Plz Reply
Mat Karna
Pagal Tmhe Ghar Me Koi Dosri Dafa Salan Nhi Deta
Jan Kon Dega =P
People Says L ? v Brings Flavors & Taste To Life..
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But ..
Personally I Believe ..
PAANI PURI Does A Better Job =P xD
Height Of Cruelty:
Throwing Ur Girlfriend ;
Out of D Window & Shouting:
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Love Is In the Air Baby..?
Keep Flying..! =D =P
I always thought you were the best
I guest i always will
Sometimes i felt that we were bless
Remind me that way still
Sometimes we took the hard road
And we always saw it through
If i had only one friend left
I want it to be you
Sometimes the world was on our side
Sometimes it wasn't fair
Sometimes it lend a helping hands
Sometimes we didn't care
But when we were together
It made our dreams come true
If i had only one friend left
I want it to be you
Someone who understand me
And knows me inside out
And help me keep to get through
And believe without a doubt
If i could move a mountain
And made our dream come true
If i had only one friend left
I want it to be YOU...
What is forgiveness?
it's the wonderfull smell that a flower
gives when it is being crushed......................
Obama visit a school, Teacher give 5 apples to obama and said, Please asked: You have 5 apple and 6 boys, how you distribute apples in boys.
Obama: I kill a boy.
Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living . . .
But
Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living . . . =P =D
Girl to Another Girl:
"You are so Beautiful..?''
Other Girl:
"Thank You,
You are Beautiful Too..?"
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Now;
Boy to Another Boy:
"Hi, You are Handsome.."
Other Boy:
"GAY Saala.." :O =P =D
Whats The Difference Between Boyfriend And Motorbike???
Motor Bike Is First Kicked And Then Used...
But A Boyfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked....:)))
I Should Create A
Facebook Account Named
"No One"..
Then
I Can Like People's Status (^_^)
And
It Will Say
"No One Likes This" =P =D
Height Of "Oohh Shit"
A Boy Throws A Luv Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother..
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And Her Brother Was Gay..!!
Ohhh Shhittt... :-D
Height Of Behaving Cool ;)
Professor To Student:
Nalayak, Class Me Baatein Kyu Kr Rha Ha ?
Student- Sir, Mere Messages Free Nahi Hain Isliye:-)
Its True That Love Is Blind.
Because I Couldnt See
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Her Father Was Coming
When I Was Kissing....
Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.. ;->)
Wat Is D Maximum Limit Of Telling A Lie??
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A Boy Telling His Chinese Girlfriend
"TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN" :P
A Simple fact:
Boys Can Never B;
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:
-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
Becoz;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future..=D =P
OSAMA: I M Not DEAD..!
OBAMA: Haha... No One Would
Believe It.. =P
OSAMA: I M Sending Another
Video..
OBAMA: Lol... Go Ahead Ppl Will
Think Its Old!!
OSAMA: No This Time I M Sending HD
Video In 3D Technology Wid Glasses!
(Beat That!! :P) =D
Pakistan K 4 Baray Problems:
1. Load Sheding
2. Mehengaai
3. Dhamaky
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Aur
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Nojawano Ko Har Haftay Hony Wala SACHA PYAR...:-P
Once Santa Farted In English Class :
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Teacher: "What is This"?
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Sardar: "This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D
What Would Be The Slogan Of;
"PETROL" In 2050 ?? =)
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Buy '5' Liters "PETROL"
&
Get A HOnda 125 "FREE"..=P =D
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
"ADHORA PYAR
Chalo tum sath mat dena,
Mujhe beshak bhula dena,
Naye sapne saja lena,
Naye rishtay bana lena,
Bhula dena sabhi waday sabi yadain sabhi Natay,
Tumhain jana! ijazat hai,
Jo diL chahe Woh sab karna,
Magar ab tum kisi se bhi..
"'Aadhora pyaar mat Krna,,,,
Ghareeb Samjh Kr Humen Doston ny SMS Karna chor Dya
_-_-" FARAZ "-_-_
Kya Ghareebon K Mobile Men Inbox Nhi Hota
('.')
<) )>bus yar
/ / begairt log hy.
Ho Agar Munasib To Meri Bhool Chook Maaf Kar Dena...
Suna hay Neend,Mout Ka Dosra Naam Hay...
*..GOOD NIGHT DEAR..*
Mante hain k sara JAHAN tere SATH hoga,
KHUSHI ka har lamha tere PAAS hoga,
jis din TOOT jayengi SANSE hamari,
us DIN tujhe Hamari KAMI ka EHSAS hoga.
"Me Ro Raha Tha Jab Mere Paon Me Jotay Nahi The,,.
"Lekin: 'Achanak Me Chup Ho Gaya Jab Mene 1 Shakhs Ko Dekha Jis K Paon Hi Nahi The...!
"Har Haal Me ALLAH Ka Shukar Aada Karo K Us Ne Tumhin Boht Se Logon Se Behtar Banaya Hai..
"FACE THA FACT"
" Mohabbat "sab se kro !
lakin us se or b ziada kro jis k dil mai " Tumhary " liye tum se b ziada " Mohabbat "hai..!
"M" - is for million things she gave me,
"O" - is for the way she never grows old,
"T" - is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" - is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" - if for her eyes, with love - light shining,
"R" - means right, and right she'll always be
TEACHER: which book has helped u most in ur life???
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STUDENT: my father's Cheque book :P
Har Jaga FACEBOOK Nahi Chalta
FACEBOOK k Keeron
Ham ne mana ke daar e fani main,
Abb nahi hai Usama bin Laden,
Lakin Al-Quaida ki surat main,
Har kahin hai Usama bin Laden
Aj Meri Bike Ka Accidnt 1 Larki Ki Car K Sath Hogya,
Me Bike Se Utra Or Ghusay Me Larki Ko Kaha ?
Dil Chah Rha Hy 1 Zor Ka Thappar Maru Tmhare,
Larki Ne Jawab Me Kaha,
"Thappar Se Dar Nai Lagta Sahab Pyar Se Lagta Hai"
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<))> Full Dabbang Bachi =P =D
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Miss-Use Of English!!
A Figure In Book Was Not Clear,
So Teacher Drew It On Blackboard
&
Said:
"Don't Look At Book Figure,
Look At My Figure..! :-D
Students Of 2011....
Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper And I Am Preparing For It...
The Ionization Energy Of Atoms Decreases,
When An Electron Shell....
......
Electron Shellll.....
Shell..
Shiell...
Sheila...
Sheelaaa,
Sheilaa Ki Jawaani..!!
Tough Time On Pakistani Lovers =D =P
Mai Ne Kaha K Pyar Main Kuch B Kar Sakta Hun
Usne Muskra K Kaha Humara Is Dfa Bijli Ka Bill Tum Dena
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_/"\_O Main To Avai Avai Avai Lut Gya;)
Mera Saawan B Tum Ho Meri Pyaas B Tum Ho,
Sehra Ki Baahon Mein Chupi Aas B Tum Ho,
Tum Yun To Bohat Door! Bohat Door Ho Mujhse,
Ehsaas Ye Hota Hai Mere Paas B Tum Ho,
Har Zakham Ki Aaghosh Mein Ha Dard Tumhara,
Har Dard Mein Taskeen Ka Ehsaas B Tum Ho,
Kho Jao To Veeran Si Ho Jaati Hein Rahein,
Mil Jao To Phir Jeenay Ka Ehsaas B Tum Ho,
Likhta Hoon To Tum Hi Utartay Ho Qalam Se,
Parhta Hun To Lehja B Tum, Aawaz B Tum Ho…!
Baba Ranchhor Das chanchar said :
Neend K Peeche Mat Bhago,
Bhaagna Hai To Parhai K Peeche Bhago,
Neend khud Ae Gi.
Just for students!
Sleeping Is A Temprary Death,
Death Is A Permnent Sleep,
Evryday Is Ur Birthday,
Bcoz U R Born Aftr A Temprary Death.
So Thank Allah Daily 4 A New Life.
"Good Morning"
Did You Know?
When Someone Appears Multiple Times In Your Dreams,
Its Because That Person Misses You.
Nafsiyat ka practical:
Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.
Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.
Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.
Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.
Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.
Last row se aik Student Bola:
Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hai.
'Mòrñìñg'ìs à wòñdrfùl tìmè"2Prày" "2Lòvè" "2çàrè" "2Smìlè" "2Rèlàx"
àñd 2 Thàñk GOD
4 àll He givès ù
"Gòòd Mòrñìñg."
Main kyoun Usy pukaron k loat Aao
>>>--dost-->
Kya Usy khabar Nahi?
K Kuch Nahi Hoon Main Us k Bagair....
Ek shadi me dulhan ka pehla mangetr b saj dhj k aya.
Kisi ny pucha k kya ap dulha hain?
Us ny kaha "G Nahi Me Semi Final me haar gya Tha.
Final dekhny aya hon.
SUBHA Ki KIRAN Boli Oth Dekh Kya NAZARA Hay,
Mene Kaha RUK Pehley SMS To Karlo Os
"DOST"
Ko Jo Subha Se Bhi PYARA Hay.
"GOOD Morning"
Is Rang Badalti Dunya Me Insan Ki Niyat Thek Nahi.
Nikla Na Karo Tum Saj'Dhaj Kar Emaan Ki Niyyat Thek Nahi.
Ye Dil Hai Bara Hi Dewana Chera Na Karo Is Pagal Ko.
Tum Se Na Shararat Kar Bethe Nadan Ki Niyat Theek Nahi.
Kandhey Se Hata Lo Sar Apna Ye Pyar Muhabat Rehne Do.
Kashti Ko Sanbhalo Mojon Se Tofan Ki Niyat Thek Nahi.
Main Kese Khuda Hafiz Keh Don Mujh Ko To Kisi Ka Yaken Nahi.
Chup Jaao Humari Aankhon Main INSAAN Ki Niyyat thek ni,
Kainaat main koi kisi ka itni shiddat se intezaar nahi karta
jitna ALLAH apnay bandey ki tauba ka intezaar karta hai..
Junoon-e-Ishq Tha To Kat Jati Thi Raat Baaton Mein,
"jani"
Saza-e-Ishq Milli To Har Lamha Sadiyon Jaisa Lagne Laga..
"A Mistake which Makes You Humble is Much better than an Achievement which Makes You proud."
1st Pathan:
Yara Hum Ko Film Me Kaam Krne Ka Bara ShoQ Hai.
2nd Pathan:
Tum Ko Role Kon Sa Pasand Hai.
1st Pathan: Qeemy Wala. ;-).!.!
""Aaj Bhi Us Ka Intizaar Karte Karte Raat Guzar Jaaye Gi,,?
" §ahil "
""Musroof Log Apni Marzi Se Yaad Karte Hain...!
Sardar: Agar Opration Mein Meri Mout Ho Jaye To Operation Karny Walay Doctor Say Shadi Kar Lena.
BV: aeysa na kehiye..
Sardar: To Kiya Dr. Ko Maaf Kr Doon??;-
Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakri
jab ghar aya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
Aadmi wapas Fish ko Darya me Phenk aya
Fish uper ai or zor se chilai
JIYE bhuto:-)
Chor Jaathe Hain Aksar Log Tanha Dekh Ker Dunya Mein,
=Ay MusafiR=
Jab Bhari Mehfil Ka Ye Hashar Hai To Andaz-E-Qabar Kia Hoga
India se nafrat us k culture se pyar
India se nafrat us ki filmon dramon se pyar
India se nafrat us ki adaon adakaron se pyar
Kya ye hi h mohabbat e pakistan
Yad rakhna logon jo quamen apni tehzib o tamadun bhul jaten hn wo bhatak jaten hn
Geo to a se k dunya tumhen yad rakhe
Agr koi apko Dopeher 3 bje kahe
"GUD NIGHT"
ya shaam ko kahe
"GUD MORNING"
Ya raat ko 3 bje kahe
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to samajh lena k wo Wapda k Zulm ka shikar hy
Bijli ne unka dimagh kharab kr dia hy.
Asay logon k leay dua keren
"ALLAH unhe sabr de
AAMEEN
Meri taraf se apko boht boht
"EID MUBARAK"
Bujh rahey hain shehr k jalte howe chirag.....!
Aey neend ab to aaja boht rat ho chuki....!
"GOOD NIGHT"
Choo Ly Aasman Zamen Ki TaLash Na Kr,
Jee Le Zindgi Khushi Ki TaLash Na Kr,
Taqdir BdaL Jae Gi Apne Ap Hi Mere DOST
Muskurana Sekh Le Wja Ki TaLash Na Kr..
ACHANAK Zindgi me 7 chezen kabi b aa sakti he
1) Neend
2) Paisa
3) Khushi
4) Dukh
5) kisi ki Yad
6) mout
Or
or
Or
or
Or
or
Mera sMs.
Kbbi sochta hon aj prhon ga,
Kbhi sochta hon kal prhon ga,
Phr sochta hon jb exam aengy tb parhon ga,
Or jb exam aaty han to khta hon ab kya ghanta parhon ga;-D
Frmany;
MUSTAFA Alaihissalam!
Jo Mujh par Juma K Din Duro0od Pak Parhyga Qayamat K Din Us Ki Shafaat Kr0nga! (Kanzul Ummal)
Jis ny Mujh Par Juma K Din 200 Martba Duro0od Pak Parha Us K 200 Saal Gunah Muaf Hongy! (Kanzul Ummal)
Jumy K Din Sy Murad Azany Maghrib Sy Pehly Tk Jumy Ka Waqt He!
3 khobsorat "Dost"
sirf Aap k liye
.@@.( ';' )
(,('')('') ZINDAGI
.**.
(''( ';' )'') ('') ('') KHUSHI
or
kiya?
1 main b to hon...
Genius & Successful People Don't Relax in Chairs,They Relax in Work,They Sleep with Dreams & Awake with determination & Commitment
stay blessed guys..
AAQA ALAiHE SALAM
Ne FarMaya
Jo Mujh Pr 1Din Me 1000 Baar
Dar0od Parhe Ga wo us waQt Tk Ni Mare Ga Jb Tk
JANAT
Me ApNa MAQAM Na Dekh Le
(KANZUL UMAL Hades2233)
DOST Ka Imtihan
MUSIBAT Mei Hota Hai.
BIWI Ka Imtihan GHURBAT Mei Hota Hai.
MOMIN Ka Imtihan
GHUSSE Mei Hota Hai.
AANKH Ka Imtihan BAZAAR Mei Hota Ha
Chand ko Gorur hai k us k pas Noor hai,
Mujhe gorur hai k mera Dost Langgur hai,
Hahaha
Rab na kary kabi apko Khushiyo ki kami ho
Apke Qadmon k niche Phulo ki zamin ho
Ansu na ho aapki ankho me kabi
Agar ho to wo Khushiyon ki nami ho...AAMEEN
Dil-e-Gumrah Ko Aay Kaash Ye Maloom Ho Jata,,,,
Gunaah Us Waqat Tak Dilchasp Hay Jab Tak Nahi Hota..
Koi be INSAN Science Parhe bina Doctor ya engr ban Sakta hai?
Nahi na!
To
Sochiye K
Hum QURAN Pak Aur NAMAZ parhe Bina MUSALMAN kasay Banain Gay?
Humare jagñe se tañg hø Tø lø sø jate heiñ...
"Ae Døst"
Aß Agar kal aañkh ña khule tø mujhe maaf kar deña...
(G0OD NIGHT)
Girl in Shop:
Bhaiya koi Greeting card hai Jisme Likha ho
"Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyar ho"
Shopkeeper:
Haan hai.
Girl: Theek hai, Jaldi se 12 de do,
""Tere Hathon ki kramat ki to Phir baat hi kia?
*MAA*
Mujko to Tere Qadmon ki Matti b Shifa deti hai. .
i love my mom
Shaheed ki jo mout hai wo quam ki hayt hai,
Lahoo jo hai shaheed ka, wo quam ki zakat hai,
May Allah Grant Him Jannah
Wo samne aye to Nazron ko Jhukaa loon ga
Dekhoon ga nahi phir bhi Tasweer bana loon ga
Aana ho to aa jao Ruswayee nahi hogi
Dekhega nahi koi Palkon mai chupa loon ga
