Veena Malik ne Class me bachon
Se pochha?
Meray marne k baad meri Qabar
Pe kia Likha hoga?
Last seat pe bethay bachaa bola.
“Muhtarma pehli baar akeli so
Rahee hain.”!!!
Girl doctr se:
Meri skin boht soft, mulaayem, sensitive hay aor rang bohat gora hay, sonay se pehlay kya laga k soya karo?
Doctor:
"KUNDI"!!;-)
Dheery dheery apna bna gya koi....
Pyar k suhany spnay dikha gya koi....
Ae ALLAH!
Ye pyar he hai,
ya....
Phir se Choona lga gya koi.
Miss me
When u smell any rose
Miss me
When u taste any sweet
Miss me
When u look at the moon
But plz
“Dont Miss” me
when you raise your hands 4 prayer…
('""""""""""") 9mm
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I am a killer.
Apun paise ke
Liye logon ko marta hai
Par tu apun ka Dost hai
Apun tere ko free men marey ga.
'"Dhazzz'" '"Dhazzz'"
Be not angry that you cannot make others
as you wish them to be,
since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
~Thomas à Kempis, Imitation of Christ,
DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!
Jab tumhe bhi Tanhai mehsus ho to yaha chale aana..
Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!!
Wo samne aye to Nazron ko Jhukaa loon ga
Dekhoon ga nahi phir bhi Tasweer bana loon ga
Aana ho to aa jao Ruswayee nahi hogi
Dekhega nahi koi Palkon mai chupa loon ga
1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
So better think before you smile.
Sleeping duration
For women 5 hrs.
For men 6 hrs
For children 7 hrs
For monkey 8 hrs.
Hello my dear ur 8 hrs is over.
Get up Lazy Bum
Good Morning
Cricket T20 & IPL ki waja sa b0ht improve hui hai..,
Hame b apna Examinati0n system impr0ve krne k liye Exams me ye Steps lene chahiye:-
1-HAR paper 1.5 ghanty ka 0r 50 No ka h0na chahiye
2-Har 30 MINs k bad Mashwre k lye break h0ni chahiye
3-Hame 1 fre hit den Jis me Student Apni Marzi k 1 sawal ka apni Marzi ka Jawab de
4-Pehle 20MINs ka p0wer play jis me Examiner Hall se bahar rahe
5-Agar kisi sawal ka Answr Wr0ng h0 t0 review ki 0pti0n h0ni chaiye ta k student ßÖ0k sy confirm kr lay..
Forward to change the system; Ägr Äaj nhe ßÖlÖ ge to kal ßhÖgt0 gY..!
!..KHÄ]\/[0SHI¤KÄ..! !..ßÖYC0ÜTT..!
Pakistan lost by 29 runs 2+9=11. . . .
Aur karo giyara giyara..
Ho gai na Team 9 2 11.:-D;-)
Phir yaad-e-Khuda se Ghafil aey duniya teri hawas mein..!!!
Is mukhtasar sey jeevan ki ik aur Shab b beet gayi..!!!
($üBhä BäKhäir)
Hum Ko Aata Hi Nhi ZakhmooN ki Numa'ish Krna..KHAN..
Khud Hi Rotay Hen,Taraptay Hen Or So Jatay Hain...
Wo Deta Hai Dard Bus Hum Hee Ko.
Kiya Samjhe ga Wo In Ankhon Ki Nami Ko.
Laakhon Dost Hon Jin K
"galib"
Wo Kiya Mehsoos Karega Ek Humari Kami Ko.
Tere Haath Ki Main Woh Lakeer Ban Jaoon..
Sirf Main Hi Tera Muqadar Teri Taqdeer Ban Jaoon..
Main Tujhe Itna Chahoon K Tu Bhool Jaye Her Rishta..
Sirf Main Hi Tere Her Rishte Ki Tasweer Ban Jaoon..
Tu Ankhain Band Kare To Aaoon Main Hi Nazar..
Is Tarha Main Tere Hr Khuwab Ki Tabeer Banjaon.
Principle: late Q hue.
BOY: Bike khrab ho gyi thi.
PRINCPLE: Bus me nahi aa sakte the?
BOY: Maine kaha tha sir,
par aapki beti k nakhre khatam hon tab na ...
Kia aap is jumle ka matlab bata sakte hain?
"pipe por por pipe por pipe por"
Guess
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aik pathan apna phone number bata raha hai
"5 44 54 54":-D
Pathan ki girlfrend in romantic mood
"Ghr pe koi nhi hai khaan ajao"
Pathan:Tum mera ghr ajao mery ghr me sab log hain tmhara dil laga rahega.
Us ne jan keh kar pukara to mere dil ki zameen hil gai
"faraz"
piche mur kar dekha to harami lalokhet ka khadra tha...
Khofnaak kahaani.
Andheri raat men tufaani barish men 1 budha footpath pe khra 1 kitab bech rha tha.
1 larki ayi or us se kitab ki qeemat poochi, us budhy ne kaha 3000 Rps
larki: is ki koi khaas baat?
budha: iska akhri page mt prhna wrna chehra bigar jyega
larki ne wo kitab khareed li or wo bhuda chala gya
Us ne akhri page khola to us ki ankhain khuli ki khuli rh gain or chahra bigar gya.
QK.
kitab ki qimat 30 rupy thi.:-
1 NASHAYI Raksha Mai Baitha Or Bola:
Karachi Chalo
Raksha Wala: Tum Karachi Mai Hi Khare Ho
NASHAYI: Ye Lo 50 Rupey Or Ayinda Itna Taiz Raksha Mat Chalana.
Ufone marriage menu mein khushamdeed
Rishtey k LIAY 1 dabaen
Mangni k LIAY 2 dabaen
SHADI k LIAY 3 dabaen
pasand ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen
our,
Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dabaen...!!
Ufone cal krney ka shukriah,
ALLAH HAFIZ.
A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
..
Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
..
......He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
..
..
Student: "Nice to hear again and again"
Agr Columbus married hota
to
kbi America dscover na kr pata
.
reasonz
.
1-kahan ja rhe ho?
.
2-kyun?
.
3-kis k sath?
.
4-muje B le chlo.
.
5-wapis kb Aao ge?
.
6-Ghar reh k hi discover kr lo.
.
7-Meri Ammi ko he le jao.
.
8-Mere liay kya lao ge?
.
9-Pohanch k fon krna.
.
10-wapsi pe dahi lete ana:-
Test ur chemistry knowledge:
which Deadly weapon can be made with Tungston, Iodine & iron
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
- WIFE
(W+I+Fe):-D
Choom Leti hain Latak kar kabi Chehra kabi Labb...""!
Tum ny Zulfon ko bohat Sar pe Charha Rakha hai...
Ye tera wahem hai k tumhe hum bhool jainge,KHAN
Wo koi or Nagar hoga jahan bewafa log rehte hain..
Responses of KISS;
American Girl
Kiss me infront
of evryone,
Indian Girl
lets go in d
corner & Kiss
me.
Pakistani Girl:
Jaldi karo,
LIGHT NA AJAYE
1 Borhay Kisan Ne Apne Be'gunah Bete Ko Jail Mai Khat Likha
Pyare Bete!
Me Is Saal Aalo Ki Fasal Nhi Bo Skta Mujse Khait Ki Khudai Nhi Ho Rhi
Kash Tum Meri Madad Kar Sakte"
Bete Ne Jawab Diya,
ABBA!
Khait Mat Khodna,
Q K Waha Mene Aslaha Chupaya hai.
Agle Din Police Ne Sare Khait Ki Khudai Kar Di Lekin Unhen Waha Kuch Na Mila.
Bete Ne Phir Khat Likha
ABBA!
Ab Ap Aalo Ki Fasal Bo Skte Hain! Mai Yaha Se Ap K Liye Itna Hi Kar Sakta Tha.
||- Beautiful Thought -||
“Being silent is a very powerful
tool 4 making others feel for
their mistakes.
It speaks many languages”
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
~Author : E B White Witty Sayings
Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
~Author : Lewis Carroll Popular Sayings
Wise men, when in doubt whether to speak or to keep quiet, give themselves the benefit of the doubt, and remain silent.
Shahid afridi kehty hn
Pakistan ki duaoon mein agar asar hota
To kya zardari aj hmara sadar hota? :-) ;o)
Fikar-e-rozgaar ne faasle bana diay warna
.
.
Sab yaar thy darmiyan,
abhi kal ki baat hai..
Poonam Pandey se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??
Poonam: Apnay ghar jati hoon.
1 Najoomi ne pregnant Poonam Pandey ko bataya ke delivery k foran baad is Bachay ka Baap mar jaega.
Poonam Pandey: "THANKS GOD,
My Husband Is Safe".
India jeeta to kio roty ho.
- Film indian pasand
- drama indian pasand
- show indian pasand
- actor indian pasand
- munni aur shela hm ko pasand
- songs indian pasand
jo kam karny se mana kara hai mazhb ne wo sb psnd india k, to india k jeet b psnd kro.
CHAK DE O CHAK DE INDIA.
Baray afsos ki baat hai Pura din guzar gya sb ne wish kiya magr tm ne mujy wish nahi kiya :-
tmhe nahi malom Aaj
"beautiful" people day hy.
Le jigar
3 popular larkion k Number
Bilqees Edhi
03339200068
surf excel wali dadi
03215659217
Zubaida aapa
03458525363
thanx bol k rulae ga kya pagley;-)
Sent:
8-mar-1922
11:02:32 pm
Late delvrd due to signl problm
:-)
2 lovers in K.F.C,
Larka:
kia khao gi jan?
Larki:
.
.
"Haleem"
mangwalo
Moral:
or phasao korangi ki bchi.... Hogaey na zalil k.F.C me.
:-
Zindgi-milti-hy
1-Baar
Mout-ati-hy
1-Baar
pyar-hota-hy
1-Baar
Dil-toot,ta-hy
1-Baar
Jb-sb-kuch-hota-hy
1-Baar
To-phr
Light Q jati hai
Pathan's wife:
"aaj hum ne special khana banaya hai jisko kha k aap khushi sy pagal hojaogy
Pathan:aisa kia pakaya hy ?
Wife:
"NASWAR Gosht"....;-)
1 Gulab Humesha Gulab Rehta Hai
Chahe Wo Gamle Men Rahe ya Ghazal Men
Usi Tarah Tum Humesha Mere dost Rahoge
Chahe Tum Zoo Men Raho Ya Mental Hospital Men:-)
Pathan was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone,
Security Guard:
Match is over. Now,Why r you stiLL here.?
Pathan:
I'm waiting
.
.
.
.
For the HIGHLIGHTS
....!
Her Khushi Mein Kuch kami Reh Jaye gi,
Aankh Thori Shabnami Reh Jaye gi,
Zindgi ko Aap Kitna Hi Sanwariye
Bin hamare Koi Na Koi Kami Reh Jaye gi...
Teacher 2 student-homewrk kyun ni kiya?
Stdnt-sir,lyt nahi ti.
Teachr-toh mombatti jala leta.
Studnt-sir,maachis ni ti.
Teachr-kyu?
Studnt-puja ghar me rkhi ti.
Teachr-toh le aata.
Studnt-nahaya ni tha sir.
Teachr-nahaya kyu ni tha?:-@
studnt-paani ni tha sir
teachr-arey,pani kyu ni tha?
Studnt-sir motor ni chal ri ti.
Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua?
Studnt-sir kitni bar bolu lyt ni ti.
"5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",
.
.
.
.
"Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Kudna hoga",
.
.
.
.
"Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!
Taaliyan
"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"
Moral:
Jo na kate aari se
Wo kate behari se.
