Pyar karo krishna ki tarha

On Thursday, September 30, 2010 0 comments

Pyar karo krishna ki tarha
 
Shaadiyan karo Ambr ki tarha
 
Lambi umar ho Baa ki tarha
 
Rote raho Sadhana n Akshara ki tarha
 
Sab ko hansao Gattu ki tarha
 
Har janam main aao Anurag ki tarha
 
Qismat se laro Dhani ki tarha
 
Shak karo Naitik ki tarha
or
 
or
 
or
 
Or kiya
Tv band karo or insan bano meri tarha.

Apne ghar walo ko chordia

On Wednesday, September 29, 2010 0 comments

Boy!
Apne ghar walo ko chordia tre lye,sb se rishta tor dia tre lye, tune aj tk kia kya mre lye. .
 
Larki!
Munni budnam hui darling tre lye. . ;-p

Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha

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Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha,
K.!
 
Lehjy Barf ho jayen to Pighla Nhi krty
 
Parindy Darr k urr jayen to lota Nhi krty,
 
Usy Main ne hi Likha tha
 
Yaqeen uth Jaye to
Shayad
Kabi Wapis Nhi aata
 
Hawaon ka koi Tufan
Kabi Barish Nhi Lata
 
Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha
K
Sheesha 1 Bar TOOT Jaye to
 
Kabi JURR Nhi Pata.
 
Wabasta Jin se UMEEDEN hon
 
WO Badal Jayen
 
To!
 
JIYA NHI JATA.

PATHAN new Car laya

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PATHAN new Car laya.dost bola:yara is par kuch aesa likhwa k pata chale ye pathan ka gari ha.
Pathan ne charo gates pe likhwa dia
DARWAZA BAHAR KI TARAF KHOLEN.

Teri NAFRAT mein wo DAM nahi

On Tuesday, September 28, 2010 0 comments

Teri NAFRAT mein wo DAM nahi
jo meri dosti ko mita dey
Meri dosti ka samundar
Teri soch se bhi gehra hai..
I am missing u.

(Alag Baat Hai)

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(Alag Baat Hai)
 
 
 

Ap k pas dimagh hai
 
Chalta nahi wo alag baat hai
 
 
 
Ap smart hain
 
Koi manta nahi wo alag bat hai
 
 
 
Aap ameer hain
 
Lekin kanjus hain wo alag baat hai
 
 
 
Aap sharif hain
 
Lagta nahi wo alag bat hai
 
 
 
Aap k pas cell fone hai
 
Balance nahi wo alag bat hai
 
 
 
Kafi izzat hai ap ki
 
Koi krta nahi wo alag baat hai
 
 
 
Mai ne to ap ki tareef ki hai
 
Ap ko insult lagey ye alag bat hai....,:R

LIPS gajer ki tarah

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"LIPS"
gajer ki tarah,
 
"GAAL"
timatar ki tarah,
 
"EYES"
matar ki tarah,
 
"Poora face"
GOBI ki tarah,
 
Ae("ALLAH")1 acha dost diya
 
Wo b Sabzi Mandi ki trhan.

A fantastic signboard on highway

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A fantastic signboard on highway for encouraging slow driving.
 

"Mr. Late"
 
is always
better than..
 
"Late Mr.!"

Kia ap Shadi krna chahty hain

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Kia ap Shadi krna chahty hain?
 
Kia kaha?
 
HAAN?
 
Pehly zra isko parh len:
 

1) POLICEMAN:
Sb mujhsy drty hain or main Biwi se.
 
2) MOCHI:
Main jooton ki murammat krta hun or Biwi meri.
 
3) TEACHER:
Main School main muslsal bolta hun or ghar main sirf sunta hun.
 
4) OFFICER:
Main office main Boss hun or ghar main mulazim.
 
5) JUDGE:
Main Court main faisly sunata hun or ghar main khud insaaf ka talabgar...!
 
Faisla aap k hath main hai,
*HÄPPY KUNWÄRI LIFE*
 

Ek admi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha

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Ek admi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi 1 Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
"Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Do gi
 
jab us orat ne chothi bar ye hi alfaaz bole to admi ghusse se Bola:
"O baji jee Jaldi Fesla Kro,
Halway k chakar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun.

Pathan dhobi se-Istari k kitnay logay

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Pathan dhobi se-Istari k kitnay logay?
 
Dhobi:15 rupay
 
Pathan ne15 rupay dhobi ko diye..or??
istari utha k bhag gaya:)
\(",)
( ( abee ooo
<\gul khan

Pathan tv k oper bomb rakh k pakistan ka match dekh rha tha

On Saturday, September 25, 2010 0 comments

Pathan tv k oper bomb rakh k pakistan ka match dekh rha tha
dost ne pocha tv k oper bomb q rkha
he,
yara agr match har gay tu pori team ko bomb sy ura dyga.,

Larka larki sy

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Larka larki sy:
oye hoye kaha jarahi hy nikaab
kar k
 
Larki:- tere ghar
 
Larka:- may B aata hon
 
Larki:aja begairat ammi ko batao ge bhai larkyo ko cherta hy;-)

Ek Moti aurat ne dosri Moti aurat se kaha

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Ek Moti aurat ne dosri Moti aurat se kaha.
Kia tumhey kabhi apny motapey ka ehsas hoa hain..?
 
Dosri aurat: Haan ek din hoa tha.
 
Pehli aurat: Woh kab?
 
Dosri aurat : Jab dhobi ne mere kaprey wapas bhejwaye. main ne wajah pochi to
Dhobi ne jawab dia;
 
"hum kapre dhote hai tunbo ya tant nae"...!!

1 "Pathan" Doctr k pas gya or bola

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1 "Pathan"
Doctr k pas gya or bola k ghr jakr mreez chek krny k kitny pesy lo gy?
 
Dctr:Rs300
 
Pathan:utho chalen
Dctr or pthan
Doctr
K
Bike
Py Ghr pnchy to
DCTR ne pocha k mrez kahn hy?
Pathan:mreez koi nhi hy
Sala Taxi wala 500 mang rha tha
Or Ap 300 me Ly Aay
Thanx

8 AMAZING FACTS

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8 AMAZING
FACT$
 
1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete
2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy
7: Hathi ki dom k 1 baal se 1 waqt mai 3 mobile ki betry charg kar sakte hain
8:Ye sub points ghalt hyn
Hamary ghar light nahi hy time pas kr rahe the Ghor se parhne ka Shukrya...!!

Pathan parashoot bech raha tha

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Pathan parashoot bech raha tha,
 
"Jahaz se Chalang
Lgao batan dabao or nichey Utar Jao"
 
custmer:Agr perashot nai khula,
 
Pathan:O Allah ka Banda wapis kr dena.

Doctor mareez k peeche bhag rha tha

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Doctor mareez k peeche bhag rha tha.
Logon ne pucha: kya hua?
 
Doctor: 4 bar aisa hua,
sala dimagh ka operation karwane ata hai or BAAL katwa k BHAG jata hai..

Aankh khuley to chehra meri MAA ka ho

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Aankh khuley to chehra meri MAA ka ho.

Aankh bnd ho to sapna meri MAA ka ho.

Main mar jaun to ghum nhi lekin.

Kaffan miley to DOPATTA meri MAA ka ho.

Rab ny MAA ko Ye AZMAT Kamal di.
 
Iski DUA sy aai museebt b taal di.

Quran mein MAA k pyar ki Rab ny aisi misaal di.

JANNAT utha k MAA k QADMON mein daal di!

Sardar ny naya underwear Khareda

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Sardar ny naya underwear Khareda,
Din bhr puray gaon ko pichay se dhoti utha utha Kr diKhata raha,
Ghar lota to Behosh ho gaya,
Q K
 
uderwear ghar may para tha

Classical jawab

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Classical jawab
1st Dost:
Main esa kya karun k teri shadi k bad mai teri bv ko cenima le kr jaun or tu naraz b na ho.
2nd Dost:Meri shadi apni behn se kara de!

Khansi ke marizon ke liye khushkhabri

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Khansi ke marizon ke liye khushkhabri!
 
Balgham nikalney ka aik aasan tariqa=
 

subha sham 5 dafa jaldi jaldi bolain..
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Pokhtunkhwah
 
pokhtunkhwah.....

Pathan ne apni Qaza Nmaz ada karny ka socha

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Pathan ne apni Qaza Nmaz ada karny ka socha
Nmaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki
 
2 rkat Nmaz Qaza Fajar
4 Nov 2006 5:20 purana musharaf wala time..

ab 1 shair BANGALi Me

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Urdu
English
Pashto
Chinese
 
ki kamyabi k baad ab 1 shair
BANGALi Me
 
Tum kya Zano Mosli ka Moza
"Phoraz"
 
kobi
BONGLADES"
Ao to pota soly

usky surkh honton ka raaz

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Main to pehly hi samjh chuka tha usky surkh honton ka raaz
 
faraz.!
 
Mera shak yakeen me us waqt badla jb usne kaha..
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GUTKA HAI..?

Apni bad naseebi ka haal

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Apni bad naseebi ka haal kis kis ko sunao main ..
 
"FARAZ"
 
Girlfrnd k number pe easy load karwane gaya aur easy load wala uska bhai nikla..
Oye Re.. ;-):-P

Wo Rooz Rooz

On Friday, September 24, 2010 0 comments

Wo Rooz Rooz
Kehti Hai Mujhy
Apni Tasveer
MMs Karo,

"FARAZ"

Us Nadan Ko Ye
Kese Btaon Ke
Meray Paas
Nokia 1100 Hai.

WIFE "Janu aj koi aesi bat kaho

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WIFE "Janu aj koi aesi bat kaho k me khush bhi ho jaon or jal bhi jaon
 
 
 
Husband: jan tum meri zindagi ho
 
or
 
.
 
.
 
.
 
Or
 
.
 
 
 
Lannat hA asi zindagi pey;-)

Pathan: molvi sahab wazu k bger

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Pathan: molvi sahab wazu k bger namaz ho jati hai?
molvi: nahi hoti

pathan: ho jati hai

molvi:bhai nahi hoti

pathan: maine khud prh k dekhi hai,,,,?@

Class main girls and boys

On Thursday, September 23, 2010 0 comments

Class main girls and boys ka sher o shaairi ka muqabla horaha tha!
 

girls:
 
hum jeet k dikhaain gy!
 

BOYS:
 

Hum har gaye
chalo ab dikhao..

Phool murjha gaey per bahaar wohi hy

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Phool murjha gaey per bahaar wohi hy,
 
Door ho humsy per piyar wohi hy,
 
Mana k mil nahi paaty ap sy hum,
 
Mager In ankhon main apky liye intazaar wohi hy

Tumhari yaad aati hay to hum aansu bahatay hain

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Tumhari yaad aati hay to hum aansu bahatay hain,
 
Guzaray thay kabhi jo saath din wo yaad aatay hain..
 
Esi umeed pe hum ne khula rakha hay darwaza,
 
Suna hay shaam hotay he bichray lot aatey hain..
 
Haqarat say na dekho ay ehl-e-saahil toofan ko,
 
Kabhi aesa bhi hota ha kinaray doob jatay hain..
 
Kisi say kya gila doost ye dastoor he zamanay ka,
 
Naye jab yaar miltay hain puranay bhool jatay hain.

Muje dil apna de k aj mahrban ho jao

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Muje dil apna de k aj mahrban ho jao,
Mere dil men uter k meri jan ho jao,
Men kon hun
Kya hun
Mujhe koi Nhi janta,
Meri jan Ban k tum meri pahchan ho jao.!

Fitrat aur halaat me tasadum hai

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Fitrat aur halaat me tasadum hai
"warna"
 
Insaan kbi dil ka bura nahi hota.

Woh Nafrat Bhi Karti Hai Pyar K Liye

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Woh Nafrat Bhi Karti Hai Pyar K Liye
 
Inkaar Bhi Karti Hai Ikraar K Liye
 
Ajeeb Hote Hai Ye Ishq Karne wale
 
AANKHEIN Band Bhi Karte Hai,Tu DIDAAR K liye

Jo Detey Hen Larkiyon ko TOHFY

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Jo Detey Hen Larkiyon ko TOHFY wo Uthatey Hen Unki shadi k SOFAY JO Jaty Hen Un K Pichey woH Aatey Hen Unki Doli k Nichey Jo kehtey Hen Unko JAANU Woh ban jate hain unke bacho ke MAAMU So ..NO GIRL FRIEND " NO TENSION A Public service msg for the young boys . Life is achi with out any bachi "

Good NIGHT

On Wednesday, September 22, 2010 0 comments

.+""+.+""+.+""'+.
'+.Good'NIGHT+'
"+.+""'+.+"
Hùm Nèèñd K Shòqèéñ Tò Zyådå Nåhì Lèkìñ,

Tere Khåwåb Nå Dèkhåiñ Tò Gùzårå Nåhì Hòtå.....
¤GOOD NIGHT¤

 

Muje dil apna de k aj mahrban ho jao

On Saturday, September 18, 2010 0 comments

Muje dil apna de k aj mahrban ho jao,
Mere dil men uter k meri jan ho jao,
Men kon hun
Kya hun
Mujhe koi Nhi janta,
Meri jan Ban k tum meri pahchan ho jao.!

See the clock only when u have No work

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"See the clock only when u have No work.
Don't see the clock when u are working.
Clock is a lock for success"

Jo Tum Nahi To kiya hai Zindagi

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*;:::;*;:::;*
*;ZINDAGI;*
*;:::;*;:::;*
Jo Tum Nahi To kiya hai Zindagi,,,
 
Jaisay koi Saza hai Zindagi,,,
 
Tum Muskuraao to lagta hai,,,
Khobsurti ki ik Adaa hai Zindagi,,,
 
Tum jo Rotho to Mehsus hota hai,,,
Jaisay Hum se Khafa hai Zindagi....

Shah Jahan ne TAJ mehel ki

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Shah Jahan ne TAJ mehel ki
Har khirki,
Har deewar,
Har meenar,
Har cheez ko dekha,
 
Or bola
 
 
 
 
 
Maa kasam,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Bohat kharcha ho gaya bachi k chakkar they hain Enhein Manana,
 
Jo Bechrey hain Enhein Milana,
 
Piyari "subha" tum jb Bhi aana,
 
Sb k Liye khushian Lana.
 
SUBA-KA-SALAM.

Main boht Pareshan hon

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Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam me dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hai Ap ki zindgai me,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Vitamin"SHE" ki kami hai :->
koi intezam karo yaar dost ko bacha lo.

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe

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Dost ruthe to rab ruthe
phir ruthe to jag chute
 
agr phir ruthe to dil tute
 
or agar phir bhi ruthe to utar chappal mar saale ko jab tak chappl na tute.

Koi mila hi nahi jis ko wafa dete

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Koi mila hi nahi jis ko wafa dete.
 
Her ik ne dokha dia kis kis ko saza dete.
 
Ye hamara zarf tha k khamosh rahe Warna,
 
Daastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete!

Ham to Bay-nam say

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Ham to
"Bay-nam"
say
"Bay-aasra"
Sy Log hain
=SAGAR=
 
 
 
Koi agar yad b rakhy ga to uski inayat ho gi..

Ap k liye sher arz hai

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Ap k liye sher arz hai.
 
Tum
Barisho K Din khobsurt
Nazar Ate Ho
 
Tum
Barisho K Din khobsurt Nazar Ate Ho
 

Or Aao B Q Na
Tum Sirf Isi Din To Nahate Ho.

Molvi Päthan Se

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Molvi Päthan Se : Ghusal k kitne Faraaiz Hain ? Pathan :3
 
Molvi :Shabash Kon Kon Se ?
 
Pathan:
Pani,
Shampoo,
Aur Toliya.

ALLAH ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kro

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*ALLAH ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kro.Q ke jab aap apni Qbar ke andhere me rahoge to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krengi Plz send to all muslims.

Phatan shadi k 2sre din Bivi ko maar rha tha

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Phatan shadi k 2sre din Bivi ko maar rha tha.
 
Logo ne pucha Q maar rhe ho?
 
Phatan: Isne meri chai me Tawiz milaya hai.
 
BV Rote hue: Woh Tawiz nhi, Tea Bag Tha.

One day my brain asked me

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One day my brain asked me "why r u sending msges to that person who is not messaging u ?
But my Little HEART said to brain
"U need messages i need FRIENDS"

Shukar ada karo uss KHUDA ka

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Shukar ada karo uss KHUDA ka,


Jis ne mujhe dunya main bhej dia!
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Warna
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24 ghante khali mobile Screen ka moo daikhna parta
NASHUKRO! :)

Aaj mera nikah he

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Aaj mera nikah he







































New drama serial
Coming sooon
Only on Geo:-):-)

Geo to aisey........

Ek angrez Karachi aya kch dino me yahan

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Ek angrez Karachi aya kch dino me yahan ki zuban sekh gya
uska interview lia gya
 
Q:ApKo KARACHI kesa laga?
An. Lush yr
 
Q: yahan ki life kesi lgi?
An.Boht phateek hy
 
Q: Log kese lage?
An.Boht Chiraandi
 
Q:Yahan apne kia sekha?
An.Maine ye sekha hai agr karachi me rehna hai to
Jiye MQM kehna hai
 
Q:Yahn khane me kia psnd ay apko.
An.Gutka, Main puri
 
Q.Yhan ap kis shaks se milne ki khwaish rkhty hen
 
Angrez soch kr:
Jis ne pepsi pe 5rs kam kiye

Rules of Mobile

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"Rules of Mobile"
 
Miss Call
kerne se Yaaden taza hoti he
 
SMS
krne se Piyar barhta ha
 
Call
krne se doorian khatum hoti han
 
To dekhte hain
ap kya karte hain.

GuD NEWS 4 BOYz

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"GuD NEWS 4 BOYz"

"Ab Koi Larki Apko Bhai Boly To Tension Nahi Lena Ka,


"Q,
"K,

"B.H.A.I." Means
B=BEST
H=HUSBAND
A=AMONG
I=IDEALS
"Geo To BHAI ban k Geo",)

I Miss You

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.~*%-._.-%*~.
'-._Aao AP_.-'
"+._.+" K0
Haqiqat
 

.~*%-._.-%*~.
'-._ Bataen _.-'
" -. _ .- "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ Tum _.-"
" - . - "
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._Hamare.-"
" - _ - "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DIL _.-"
" - _ - " MAIN
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._ Rehte _.-"
" - _ - " H0
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DOST _.-"
" - _ - "
Ye Raaz Kisi Ko Nahi Batana,
 
.*""* . *""*.
"-._I mis_.-"
"- . -" You !!

1 admi bhagta huwa bus me charha

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1 admi bhagta huwa bus me charha aur zorr se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga,
 

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Babu
MANJAN wala khud apke pas aae ga. :-)

2 Seats wala jahaz QBRISTAN me Gir gya

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2 Seats wala jahaz QBRISTAN me Gir gya
Govt ne 1 Pathan ko enquiry krne k lye bhja

Usny Report Di k

Ab tk 500 Lashen mil gai hn or Baqi k lye kudai jari hai.

1 Zaroori Elaan

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1 Zaroori Elaan:
 
Soney se Pehly
or Jagny K Baad
1 Zaroori Kaam Krain
Ta,k Aap Sukoon
se Rahein
 
 
 

(",)
<))_, , - - ,
LL ,',

ACHA Dost Tha

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 ('_') ACHA
<)?(> DOST
_/''\_Tha
 
<)?(>Mene
_/''\_Gardan ura di saly ki
 
Himmat tu dekho Msg nahi krta tha.
Tmhry msg bhi bht km aany lgy hain.
Soch lu...!

MAUT Ke Bad

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MAUT Ke Bad
Insan 5 Hisson Main Taqseem Ho jae ga
1. ROOH
malk ul maut le jaye ga
2. MAAL
waris le jayen ge
3. GOOSHT
Keere Makory Kha Jaen ge
4. HADDIYAN
Mitti Kha Jae gi
5. NEIKEAAN
Qarz dar Le Jaen ge
Lekin
KOSHISH Karna
K
EMAN
Shaitan Na Le Jaye
PLZ 4WD Achi bat ka phelana sadqa-e-jarya hai...

I miss You

On Friday, September 17, 2010 0 comments

.~*%-._.-%*~.
'-._Aao AP_.-'
"+._.+" K0
Haqiqat


.~*%-._.-%*~.
'-._ Bataen _.-'
" -. _ .- "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ Tum _.-"
" - . - "
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._Hamare.-"
" - _ - "
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DIL _.-"
" - _ - " MAIN
.~*%-._.-%*~.
"-._ Rehte _.-"
" - _ - " H0
,~*%-._.-%*~,
"-._ DOST _.-"
" - _ - "
Ye Raaz Kisi Ko Nahi Batana,

.*""* . *""*.
"-._I miss_.-"
"- . -" You !!

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking

On Thursday, September 16, 2010 0 comments

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells
her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Wife : Aji sunte ho

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Wife : Aji sunte ho paros wale ahmad sahab ki beti ko maths mein 99 marks mile hain
 
Husband : Arey wah,Par 1 mark kahan gaya
 
Wife:Woh humara beta laaya hai.

Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi

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Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz...
 

Wo sb se aagy hotay han jahan chawal taqseem hotay han
(.")/
<|:| oy ik plate
_/ \_ edhr v

Taleem ko MANGO karen

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A For Saib
B For Kela
C For Billi
D For Kutta
E For Hathi
F For Machli
G For Bakri
H For Ghora
 
Ye msg 10 logon ko send kr k Taleem ko MANGO karen

Sensational quote about ATTITUDE

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Sensational quote about ATTITUDE :
 
I can prov, that My Friends are Perfect Bcoz , I'M The Best Exmple Of Their Choice.

Value of relation

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Value of relation is not that how much one feels happy wid some1, but it is the emptyness that one feel without someone.

Kash hum b kisi ki KHUSHI ban jayen

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Kash hum b kisi ki KHUSHI ban jayen,
 
HONTON pe jo saje wo HANSI ban jayen,
 
Jab wo ho
UDAS hmare bina to,
 
uski ANKHON ki hum nami ban jayen...

Jab gyi masjid-o-mimber pe nazar Eid k baad

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Jab gyi masjid-o-mimber pe nazar Eid k baad
 
Aise majrooh hue Qalb-o-jigar Eid k baad
 
Masjid k Dar-o-deevar ne kia hum se sawal
 
Jo namazi thy gaye ab wo kidhar Eid k baad
 
Jitna RamazaN mai kamaya tha ganwaya aakhir
 
Haye! Chori hi nahi koi kasar Eid k baad
 
Muatakif thy jo masajid k sutoono ki tarah
 
Koi B aata nahi nazar masjid main Eid k baad
 
Wo to shetaan hai azaad hua hai lekin
 
Tu MuSaLmAn hai tujhe kya hua Eid k baad

Techer 2 Boy

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Techer 2 Boy:
Ek Taraf paisa Hy,
ek Taraf Dimag
 
Kya Loge?
 
Boy-paisa
 
Techr-Galat,Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti
 
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nahi hy Vo Wahi Leta hy.

E I D

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E I D
 
E I D
 
E I D
 
E I D
 
EID
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Khattam.....

Mohabbt wo nahi hoti jo JAAN deti hai

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Mohabbt wo nahi hoti jo JAAN deti hai
Mohabbt wo nahi hoti jo MUSKAN deti hai
Asli mohabbt to wo hoti hai
Jo pani me gira "AANSU" B Pehchan leti hai

Teri kashti-e-mohabt me kiya sawaar huway

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Teri kashti-e-mohabt me kiya sawaar huway
 
==="ay Anjaan"===
 
Samndar-e-ishQ bhi khushk ho gaya hamari pyaas dekh kar..

Mout Ke pas jaa Ke Dekha hai...!

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Mout Ke pas jaa Ke Dekha hai...!
 
Hum ne bhi dil laga ke dekha hai...!
 
Chand ko log door se dekhte hain...!
 
Hum ne ghar bula ke dekha hai...!
 
Ishq ke daam pooch Lo hum se...!
 
Hum ne ghar luta ke dekha hai...!
 
Pyar to bheek main nahi milta...!
 
Hum ne daaman phaila ke dekha hai....!

Love dont ask"Who r u"

On Wednesday, September 15, 2010 0 comments

Love dont ask"Who r u"
Love only sys"You r mine"
Love dont ask"Whre r u?
Love only says"U r in my heart"
Love dont ask"Do u love me?
Love only says
"I LOVE YOU"

Small joke about you

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Small joke about you :
Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will think, do u know?
"Intel inside mental outside". haha:-D;-)
Wait dont laugh,joke is not over, U r standing in front of fridge, what fridge will think, do u know.? "cool inside fool outside" Now laugh.

Kash Hum Bhi Kisi Ki Khushi Ban Jayen

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Kash Hum Bhi Kisi Ki Khushi Ban Jayen
Honton Pe Jo Saje Wo Hansi Ban Jayen
Jab Wo Ho Udas Hamare Bina To
Uski Ankhon Ki Hum Nami Ban Jayen

Kuch Yaadain Hain Un Lmhon Ki

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Kuch Yaadain Hain Un Lmhon Ki
Jin Lmhon Mein Hm Sath Rahe
Khushiyon Se Bhare Jzbaat Rahe
Ek Oomr Guzaari Hai Hm Ne
Jahaan Ruthe Huwe B Hste The
Kuch Kehte The Kuch Sunte The
Hum Roz Subha Jb Milte The
To Sab K Chehre Khilte The
Pur~Lutf Wo Manzr Hota Tha
Sab Mil Kr Batein Krte The
Hum Soch K Kitna Haste The
Wo Goonjh Hamare Hasne Ki
Ab Ek Puraani Yaad Bani
Ye Batein Hain Un Lmhon Ki
Jin Lamhon Mein Hm Sath Rahe

Bus Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do

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Bus Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do
Hamare Naam Is Tarha Sara Jahan Kr Do
Wo Mohabbtain Jo Tumare Dil Mein Hain
Un ko Zuban Par Lao or Bayan Kar Do
Aaj Bas Ap Kaho or Kehty Hi Jao
Hum Bas Sune Aisa Be-Zuban Kar Do
Hoi Purani Dastan Heer Ranjha Ki
Tarikh Mohabbat Ki Phir Se Jawan Kr Do
Aa-Jao K Aisa To. Jis Tahra Pepsi K Sms Kar Rhe Ho.
Wasay Kuch Pata Chala Ks Ny Kha Tha K Pepsi Py 5 Rupay Kam Kardo

Yaad Na Kro Ge To Bhula Bhi Na Sako Ge

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Yaad Na Kro Ge To Bhula Bhi Na Sako Ge
Mera Khayal Zehn Se Mita Bhi Na Sako Ge
Ek Bar Jo Tum Mere Ghum Dekh Lo
To Phr Sari Zindgi Muskura B Na Sako Ge

Duniya Dhalti Chhaon hai

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"Duniya Dhalti Chhaon hai"

Agar yeh Tumhary Lye Baqi bi Rahy to Tum is k Lye Baqi Nai Raho gay

Yeh Eid Teray Shehar Mein Bhi Aayi Hogi

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Yeh Eid Teray Shehar Mein Bhi Aayi Hogi
Barray Naaz Say Tu Nay Bhi Manayi Hogi
Haseen Haath Pay Mehandi Bhi Lagayi Hogi
Narm C Kalayi Chorriyon Say Sajayi Hogi
Sitaray Bhi Taankay Hoon Gay Tum Nay Maang Mein Apni
Marmareen Paaon Mein Pazaib Bhi Pehni Hogi
Aankhon Mein Kajal Bhi Lagaya Hoga
Rakhsaron Pay Laali Bhi Bikhhri Hogi
Ajjab C Khushi Say Dil Bhi Dharka Hoga
Koi Chahnay Wala Jab Eid Mila Hoga

Abhi Waqt Hai Mujhe "CHHOR JAA"

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Yeh Safar Nahi Azaab Hai
Yahan Har Kisi Pe Naqaab Hai
Yahan Bad-Gumaani Ka Raaj Hai
Yahan Be-Wafaai Rivaaj Hai
Abhi Hosh Khoney K Din Nahi
Abhi Tere Roney K Din Nahi
ABHI WAQT    HAI MUJHE      CHORR JAA
Abhi Saari Nagri Andhair Hai
Abhi Din Nikalne Mai Dair Hai
Abhi Behr-e-Ishq Main Na Utar
Abhi Shehr Saara Hai Be-Khabar
Abhi Waqt Hai Mujhe  "CHHOR JAA"
Abhi Waqt Hai Mujhe  "CHHOR JAA"

Jaltey Honton Pe Tabasum Jo Machlta Hai Kbi

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Jaltey Honton Pe Tabasum Jo Machlta Hai Kbi
Zakhm Dhul Jatey Hain Sawan Jo Brasta Hai Kabhi
Meri Sochon Ne Tarashey Hain Khadokhal Tere
Mere Barey Mein Bata To Ne B Socha Hai Kbi
Charhtey Suraj Se Kbi To Ne Milayi Hai Nazar
To Ne Kirnon Ki Taraf Ghor Se Dekha Hai Kabhi
Loog Pathar Main Khilatey Hain Umeedon K Gulab
Ye B Mumkin Hai Bata Aisa B Hota Hai Kabhi
To Ne Samja Tha K Main Lout K Ajaon Ga
Ankh Se Bichra Hua Ashk Bhi Lauta Hai Kabhi

Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai

On Sunday, September 12, 2010 0 comments

Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai.........
tera mera pyar purana lagta hai............
phoolon me lipte pathar aaye hai.............
ye to koi dost purana lagta hai....

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